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Nathalia Ramos Has Got My Attention

Posted on May 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the second time I’ve had this Nathalia Ramos hottie on the site, I still don’t know anything about that weird TV show she’s supposedly on, but she’s definitely got my attention. Here she is taking her dog for a sexy jog in her short shorts and bikini top combination. Nice. More women should go running in their bathing suits. Why isn’t that a thing yet?

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Doutzen Kroes’ Bikini Body Is Unreal

Posted on March 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It appears that supermodel Doutzen Kroes is on vacation…. And I love it. Here she is rocking another little bikini on the beach with her kid. I know she’s a supermodel and all, and having an awesome body is pretty much the most important part of her job, but this is ridiculous. And you want me to believe that that kid came out of that body? No chance. Look at that belly of hers. I could bounce testicles off those abs.

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Doutzen Kroes’ Bikini Body Is Unreal

Posted on March 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It appears that supermodel Doutzen Kroes is on vacation…. And I love it. Here she is rocking another little bikini on the beach with her kid. I know she’s a supermodel and all, and having an awesome body is pretty much the most important part of her job, but this is ridiculous. And you want me to believe that that kid came out of that body? No chance. Look at that belly of hers. I could bounce testicles off those abs.

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Doutzen Kroes’ Bikini Body Is Unreal

Posted on March 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It appears that supermodel Doutzen Kroes is on vacation…. And I love it. Here she is rocking another little bikini on the beach with her kid. I know she’s a supermodel and all, and having an awesome body is pretty much the most important part of her job, but this is ridiculous. And you want me to believe that that kid came out of that body? No chance. Look at that belly of hers. I could bounce testicles off those abs.

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Paris Hilton Skinny Girl Bikini Pictures

Posted on March 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton isn’t exactly known as one of the bustiest of pseudo-celebrities, unless she’s wearing one of her awesome magical push up bras , so getting pictures of her in a bikini shouldn’t be all that exciting. That being said, my crotch is really enjoying these shots of her hanging out in her little bikini top. What can I say, I like half naked skinny chicks. Probably because I’m so used to having them give me lap dances. Good times.

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Doutzen Kroes’ Skinny Bikini Body

Posted on March 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leave it to a supermodel like Doutzen Kroes to finish off the week in style. Obviously everything a supermodel does is stylish, that’s why they’re supermodels, but short shorts and a bikini top? Amazing. And I thought Paris Hilton’s little boobies looked good in a bikini top. I’m not sure supermodels should be allowed to walk around like this, it’s just going to cause trouble. Bitchy comments from other girls and awkward public boners from pretty much every straight male in a two block radius. Do women this hot know the power they have?

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Megan Fox Classes Up The Hotness

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Megan Fox the other night at the premiere of the movie…. I want to say ‘Something with Kids’? I don’t really know what it’s called, I’m never going to go see it so it doesn’t really matter, but she’s looking pretty damn classy. She’s got the stripper tattoos all covered up, the douche husband isn’t anywhere in site, and she’s wearing an old school looking evening gown that really highlights her hotness. I’d like to rub my testicles all over it. And…. There it is.

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A Reason To Buy Cosmo: Megan Fox

Posted on February 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously I don’t read Cosmopolitan magazine, I’m not an insecure woman who needs a magazine to tell her what she already knows about men, but after seeing this shot of Megan Fox on the cover with her breasts falling out I might have to start. I can read stimulating articles like “My Gino Talked About My Vagina” . I feel stupider already.

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Megan Fox Keeps Hiding Her Hotness

Posted on January 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Megan Fox is a hot piece of ass, so it’s really annoying when she heads out all covered up. Here she is out the other day in her dumpy period sweatpants trying to cover the only part of her body that actually still looks good in this rotten outfit. I guess if I was one of Hollywood’s hottest women out wearing disgusting clothing, I wouldn’t want anyone to recognize me either. Still disappointing.

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Megan Fox Just Got Much Hotter

Posted on December 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have to admit that the thought of Megan Fox hanging out with her sister was kind of hot, imagine TWO Megan Fox , but then I got a look at these pictures and things got back to normal in my pants. Nothing against the sister, I’m sure she’s very nice, but next to Megan you’re just not going to look all that good. I’m sure that’s how all my friends feel when they hang out with me. Yes! I’d still have a threesome with the two of them, you know, cause one of them is Megan Fox .

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