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Megan Fox Rocks The Skinny Jeans

When it comes to Megan Fox it doesn’t take a whole lot to get me worked up, so a few shots of her wearing some tight ass jeans and some sexy heels and I’m all a twitter. That’s old timey talk for horned up. Ever since she got married she’s been hiding out, holed up somewhere that her douche husband can keep his beady little eyes on her at all time. It’s really annoying. So I’m glad to see she’s out in the wild and looking better than ever. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Is Busting Out

I’m glad to see that Megan Fox was allowed out of the house two days in a row, It’s not fair that her douche husband gets to keep her all to himself, she must have been extra nice this week. Is it me or does it look like her tacky Marilyn Monroe stripper tattoo is fading? She must finally be having that garbage removed. Good for her, she’s growing up. Anyhow, forget the stupid tattoo, I’m more impressed with her chunky breasts fighting that tight fitting bra. You can do it girls, that thing can’t hold you back. I think they’re winning. Hot.

Megan Fox Spotted In Tight Pants

I’m not very pleased that we don’t see as much of Megan Fox as we used to, I don’t know why she’s been laying low so much over the last little while, but she’s been spotted out in the wild in some tight pants and I’ve got the shots for you. I blame it on the husband, it’s always the husband, he’s got to be the one keeping her under wraps. What a douche. He’s lucky enough to have fallen ass backwards into a marriage with one of the hottest women on the planet and he won’t let get a look at her from time to time. Real nice.

Megan Fox Hides The Good Stuff

It’s been a while since we’ve seen any really hot pictures of Megan Fox and it looks like we’re going to have to wait a little longer. Here she is getting into her SUV the other day hiding all the good parts from me. I mean she still looks good, she’s a really hot chick after all, but I want to see some cleavage or at least an ass shot or something. Someone throw so change on the ground, actually she’s filthy rich and not likely to bend over to pick up change… Someone throw some kittens on the ground. That should do the trick.

Aubrey O’Day’s Tig Old Bitties

I was out the other day enjoying some adult beverages when a really hammered chick in heels she could barely walk in and a tight tube top of a dress showed up to hit on me, or at least try, I couldn’t understand her drunken slurs. She may have been asking for directions. Anyhow, her breasts looked exactly like Audrey O’day’s do in these pictures. Alright, maybe not exactly like this, they weren’t tanned and I think they had some sangria stains on them, but they were all squished up like this… So close enough. What was my point to this story? Boobies!

Megan Fox Gives Good Face

I think these are some ads for Armani or something like that, which is fine and I get that Megan Fox is pretty and all, but do we really need this many shots of just her face? We get it, sexy eyes and a really pretty mouth, but I want to see that sexy body of hers. Pretty please. Doesn’t Armani make bathing suits or thongs or anything? Come on guys, work with me here. She really is hot though, I’m mesmerized.

Megan Fox Shows Us Her Good Side

I’m stunned by these pictures, I didn’t realize a magazine like Elle could do such a hot photo spread, I like it. Here’s Megan Fox getting really damn sexy in the pages of the fashion mag. Obviously the girl is hot, but bending over a sink in a little pair of undies? Come on. You can’t get much better than that. I guess she could be doing it in my bathroom while I soak in a bubble bath, but you know what I mean.

Megan Fox Shows Us Some Skin

Obviously these are for some kind of ad, I can’t be bothered to find out which one, but if it’s got Megan Fox in it showing off some skin it’s alright with me. The girl is just hot, I know everything is airbrushed, but still…. Hot! You would think that if they’re going to airbrush the crap out of this, they might as well get rid of the stripper tattoos. She’s supposed to be a hot chick at a glamorous party, not a hooker at a high-school prom. Shame on you.

Megan Fox In Her Underwear… Enough Said

These are some shots from a new Armani ad campaign featuring Megan Fox hanging out in her underwear. I think that pretty much says it all. She may not be the smartest woman around or the most talented actress or have the best judge of character when it comes to choosing a husband, but one thing is for sure, the girl has got one hell of a tight body on her. I don’t even know what she’s selling, does Armani make underwear? I don’t care, I’m buying.

Megan Fox Topless For Armani

Here’s Megan Fox dropping her top to show off her beautiful breasts crappy stripper tattoos for a new set of Armani ads. I like it, I guess backs are kinda sexy if you’re into that kind of thing. The shot of her in her lingerie on the couch is making strange things happen in my no-no spot, I don’t know what to do, it’s been like this for a while now. Should I call somebody?… Like a Korean lady with very small hands?