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Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan

According to Wikipedia, Bella Thorne was born October 8, 1997. I’m not very good at math, but I’m pretty sure that if I say one wrong thing, the police will be knocking at my door. Anyway, if I were Lindsay Lohan , I’d just call it a day because this Bella girl is the new Lindsay Lohan minus the drugs, thievery, and broken dreams. I wish her luck in her future. Let’s move along before I get in trouble.

Maika Monroe Is A Hottie On The Rise

I’ve never heard of Maika Monroe but she’s in a new movie called “At Any Price” co-starring Zac Efron which is being premiered at the Venice Film Festival. I’m pretty sure I’ll never see this movie but judging by Maika’s cuteness factor, I know this is not the last time we’ll see her on Hollywood Tuna. Girl is damn cute.

Velvet Sky Rocks Some See Through Lingerie

I’m pretty sure that Velvet Sky knows by now that I want to get in the ring with her for a good old fashioned girl-on-blogger baby oil bikini wrestling match. Alright, so she’ll be the only one in a bikini, I’ll be wearing some very thin track pants, but you get the idea. I’m ready to go, especially after seeing all these shots of that tight body of hers in some see through lingerie. I’ll start stretching.

Kelly Brook’s Sexy Nuts Preview

Sadly this is just a preview from an upcoming Nuts photoshoot, but it’s better than nothing. Here’s busty British hottie Kelly Brook dropping a ton of cleavagy goodness. I’m in love. I know I’ve only got the one shot, but man is it a good one. I’m pretty sure I could live out the rest of my days quite comfortably nestled between those great big breasts of hers. Heaven.

Candice Swanepoel, Bregje Heinen Radiate and Lais Ribeiro for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here’s another lingerie campaign for the always creative, innovative, leaders at Victoria’s Secret….this is in no way lazy, repetitive, like every other shoot they have done the last 2 decades, because they figure they make billions, hot girls half naked is never boring, and overall…shit just works…and unfortunately…they are right…we are weak…and girls like Candice Swanepoel are worth jerking off to, even if they are in snowsuits on a webcam from the 90s, amazing in all weather conditions……I think they should step up there getting these bitches naked game…cuz they hold all the power…but they are the billionaires in this relationship…my opinion doesn’t matter…and I’ll steal their pics of half naked girls any fucking time…even if it’s been done and is played out….it is never really played out…

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Candice Swanepoel, Bregje Heinen Radiate and Lais Ribeiro for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Shoot of the Day

I have no idea who Monika Pietrasinska…I googled this bitch and found nothing…I just know that these weird topless pics of her modeling lingerie for one of those really classy lingerie companies you would assume low level pornstars buy because it is affordable and the perfect level of trashy to maintain their whore image…. Based on her last name, I have to assume she’s Eastern European…based on her fake tits, I am going to assume she is in the sex trade, whether high class escorting or stripping…based on this post….I think I may want to date her and live out a Disney caliber love story with her…via my penis.

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Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Shit in her Bikini for OK MAgazine of the Day

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian still hasn’t been assassinated…and not just cuz the word ass comes up twice in that word…but cuz she represents all that is wrong in society. I mean the only really blowing up and or cutting that has happened to her is in post production editing on every picture of her…when really she should be drowned to rid the world of evil…. I have never seen her in person, but I can just tell that I am pretty sure she doesn’t look like this…in fact I am pretty sure she is really fucking fat…she just manages to keep a flat stomach and more importantly push that fat in a variety of directions through straps and harnesses to make her laziness flatterine to more than just the black man… I know she’s pretty much fallen off the map…but I saw these pics and they looked so fake….that I had to post them….

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Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Shit in her Bikini for OK MAgazine of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Dress Is On Backwards

I’m no fashion expert, I still think Zubaz pants are going to make a comeback, but I’m pretty sure that Jennifer Lopez’s dress is on backwards. It doesn’t make sense for someone this hot to show off her back… Who wants to see a back? Weirdos. Anyhow, the good news is we’re getting a great look at her sweet big booty stretching out that expensive fabric. She’s in her forties and she still looks like this. Impressive. Seriously though, turn that thing around and give us a look.

We’re Pretty Sure Justin Bieber Gets Beat Up In His ‘As Long As You …

Justin Bieber gets a tad rouged up in this As Long As You Love Me video still. View post: We're Pretty Sure Justin Bieber Gets Beat Up In His 'As Long As You …

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Katharine McPhee Red Hot Bikini Pictures

Here’s Katharine McPhee showing off her nice little body in her red hot bikini. I don’t know what creepy made for TV movie these pictures are from, you it has to be a TV movie, but I’m liking them. This chick is underrated, I’ll admit I was convinced she’s like 6 foot 3 and 200lbs, but I’m pretty sure that’s not true. Anyhow, I may have to set the DVR for this one, although I’m pretty sure I don’t get whatever channel this is going to air on. Is Oxygen still a channel?