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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Camera Shy

Posted on August 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian isn’t normally one to shy away from the camera, but for some reason that’s exactly what she’s doing here. Covering her giant ass with her hand is just embarrassing. I’m pretty sure that even if she had one of those giant foam hands you see at football games she wouldn’t be able to hide that massive thing. She’s getting up there in age, maybe her genetics are kicking in and she’s finally lost control of that thing. It was a good run, but everything must come to an end.

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Lindsay Lohan As Linda Lovelace

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case Lindsay Lohan’s reputation as a party girl drug addict train wreck wasn’t enough for you, she thought she’d add sex fiend into the mix. Here she is posing as 70’s pornstar Linda Lovelace in some promo pictures for a movie that hasn’t even been made yet. She looks hot and the idea of Lindsay lying on a hotel room bed in some granny panties really gets me going for some reason, but I could use without all the dudes in cheap suits. I’m pretty sure Lovelace was the chick from Deep Throat , which makes it hotter, but I’ll have to ask my Dad to be sure.

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Report: Miramax Sold to Group Not Including Rob Lowe

Posted on July 8, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Guess what has two thumbs and doesn’t have to watch Rob Lowe “Proud Mary” Oscar Hell 100 times consecutively? This guy. That’s because Disney has reportedly agreed to terms to sell Miramax Films and its library to a team led by billionaire construction mogul Ronald Tutor. This would finally stall out the rumor mill that’s worked overtime since Disney put the mini-major on the block, flirting with everyone from Harvey Weinstein to (allegedly) Rob Lowe. And you can’t beat the price!

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Why is the New Machete Trailer So Glum?

Posted on July 8, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Machete is supposed to be fun, right? After all, when that fake trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s low budget Danny Trejo vehicle played in the middle of Grindhouse , and then that hoot of a teaser poked fun at Arizona a few months ago, I’m pretty sure we were supposed to smile, eat some stale popcorn, and get psyched. So why does the new full-length trailer play it so straight?

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Britney Spears Nipples Make An Appearance

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Britney Spears out and about in her hot little pink eighties prostitute dress the other day. I like it, but I have a thing for prostitutes from all decades. Of course, it’s Britney Spears so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that her wonky nipples decided to make an appearance. Those things are pretty amazing. Like cows lying down when it’s about to rain, I’m pretty sure her nipples can sense when there are cameras around and pop to attention. Well done.

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Natasha Alam Gives Me Sexy Bitchy Looks

Posted on June 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have absolutely no idea who this Natasha Alam chick is, but she’s got an extremely hot bitchy look that I really love. I want her to yell at me for no reason. It doesn’t hurt that her dress looks like it’s about to fall off and reveal some nice treats for us. I’m not kidding though, I want to get into a fight and have her yell at me and call me awful hurtful names. Although I’m pretty sure women don’t like when you have a boner during an argument. Only one way to find out.

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Miss USA Has a Secret Stripper Past. Why Are We Not Surprised?

Posted on May 17, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Forget the Best Actress Oscar. We’re pretty sure there’s a Miss USA curse. First there was Tara Conner. Then Katie Rees. And who could forget Carrie Prejean? (Certainly not…

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Keyboard Cat After Dentist

Posted on May 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 2 Comments

I'm pretty sure this would be the result if keyboard cat and unicorn girl ever decided to form a band. [ Ed. note: Wow, this sounds like insane clown music. ] Watch

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Miley Cyrus Rocks the Mic of the Day

Posted on April 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are some pretty desperate people out there who can get off to an ugly teenage popstar just because she’s got a mic up in her face that makes it easier to visualize a cock in its place. I never really understood that level of desperation but that’s probably because celebrities don’t really get me fired up, but slutty 19 year olds do, and there’s ample clips of slutty 19 year olds on the internet actually sucking dick on video, so I never had to get that low and pathetic to pretend a mic was a cock, but don’t feel bad, I am pretty sure there have been many other things that were just as low, desperate and pathetic, but no one’s judgin’ anyone here, we’re all a gang of fucking losers…especially you. Pics via Fame

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Some Dolly Parton Old Lady Tit of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like country music. I am not sure if it has something to do with the fact that their poor trash lives speaks to me on some emotional level, or if it is because everyone seems to be trained when asked what music they like to say “anything but country”, except poor trash who actually like country music. But I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with Dolly Parton’s substantial tits than anything else, because I never knew if they were real or fake, but I knew the ridiculousness of them was always amazing and here they are, old and clothed, but still good enough for me…cuz I don’t really have much else going on right now… Pics via Fame Pics via PacificCoastNews

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