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Ariel Winter Lap Dance?

Here’s everyone’s second-favorite Modern Family star and professional Snapchat hottie Ariel Winter giving some lucky bastard what looks like a birthday lap dance. And after further consideration, I’m pretty sure this dude in the pictures is Ariel’s boyfriend, and not from the Make-a-Wish program. Mostly because if he was, I’d expect him to dream a little bigger than this. Personally, I’d hold out for getting Sofia and Sarah in there too.

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Kendall Jenner Does Adidas

I don’t know how or why Adidas decided that Kendall Jenner would be a good spokesmodel — sorry, “brand ambassador” — for them. Considering I’m pretty sure she’s never actually broken a sweat in her life and probably pays assistants to move her legs for her on the exercise bike. But whatever. I’m not going to argue with results. Because this latest shoot has definitely sent my heart rate soaring. Yow!

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Feminism Has Ruined Katy Perry

I could’ve sworn the last time I did a post on  Katy Perry , she was actually looking kinda hot. But I just came across this photoshoot the wannabe Madonna, Jr. did for W Magazine , and this great cleavage shot aside, it’s pretty disappointing. I don’t know why hotties are always cutting off all their hair like this! Don’t they get how much harder it makes it for us dudes on the Internet to properly “enjoy” their busty photoshoots? I mean, obviously, I’m still going to do it. But that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

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Classic Olivia Munn Naughtiness

I’m pretty sure  Olivia Munn is still single , but I’m too lazy to look it up and double-check. And besides, even if she isn’t, I’m sure she will be in another month or two. Anyway, point is, I’m trying to help Olivia out here in her search for love a rich sugar daddy, by posting this throwback photoshoot she did for GQ back in 2010. Remember how good she looked when she wasn’t pretending to be a “serious” “actress” and just embraced being a hot nobody? Let’s bring back that Olivia, please.

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Bella Thorne Pumps Her Booty

It’s Friday a day ending in -y, which means it’s time for another Bella Thorne hotness update. So here’s Bella hard at work at the gym. And by “hard at work,” I mean producing new booty-focused Snapchat content for her millions of loyal perverts followers, because I’m pretty sure the only muscles she’s actually exercising are from her thumbs hitting the “Send” button. Either way, it’s definitely working for me. Enjoy!

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T-Mobile Girl Carly Foulkes Goes Skinny Dipping

I’m pretty sure not many of us ever paid much attention to cellphone ads, either for the phones or the companies. That is, until T-Mobile decided to give us Carly Foulkes as the black and pink leather clad motorcycle-riding spokesperson. When that happened, I was damn sure to be near a TV for those commercials. And now here is Carly Foulkes jumping into a pool nude. … read more

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Meet Hottie Paige Reifler

I’m pretty sure this is the first full post I’ve done on  Paige Reifler here. Which is kind of insane, considering she’s pretty much a pants fire waiting to happen. Anyway, according to my sources, Paige is a New York model with rich parents (big surprise!) and she had some kind of boring “scandal” with one of the One Direction losers a few years ago. But the way I see it, let’s forget all that and just focus on what’s actually important: these super-hot lingerie pictures. Enjoy! » view all 13 photos

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Bella Thorne In Naughty Lingerie

I hope you guys aren’t starting to get tired of these daily doses of Bella Thorne bathroom selfies, because I’m pretty sure posing half-naked on Snapchat is Bella’s full-time job these days. And if you ask me, it really is the perfect gig for her. I don’t know if anyone’s ever asked her where she sees herself in 5 years, but I sure hope her answer is “still in front of a mirror in a bikini.”

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Jessica Biel Photoshopped And Made Asian By Marie Claire

I know fashion mags can’t get enough of Photoshop, but I’m pretty sure this cover shot of  Jessica Biel from the August issue of Marie Claire is at least 90% computer-assisted. Either that, or maybe I just don’t really remember what Jessica looks like anymore, considering it’s been a few years since she’s actually been considered famous. But to all you magazine summer interns professional Photoshop “artists” out there, here’s a pro tip: go easy on the eyes. Yeesh.

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Kate Upton For The 4th Of July

Happy 4th of July. I’m pretty sure most of you will be offline and drinking some Bud, so make sure to stay safe and if you get any good bikini pics of hotties, make sure to send them over to me. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos          

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