Being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne makes you weird….you know with all the fatness that was never worth masturbating to even when it got skinny unless you’re an Ozzy fan and want some of the product of his sperm that stuck to uterus… Being the kind of guy who can get off to people at funerals makes you even weirder….you know with all the sadness and mourning death and celebrating life morbid shit… But being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne at a funeral makess you the weirdest….it’s up there with necrophilia…she’s the kind of girl that if you were forced to choose whether to fuck her or the corpse being mourned, you’d likely choose the corpse cuz it would likely be more pleasurable…and less traumatic…. I love having these useless conversations with myself…I don’t love this post…it is fucking depressing me….cuz I’ve had good friends die of drug overdoses, and the shit is fucked, you can’t make a person stop doing drugs, and getting that call is always horrible….even though you know it’s coming….so I’m not all bad…as unattractive as I find Klly Osbourne…I can relate to what she’s going through…see girls…I’ve got a soul…not as much as Amy Winehouse’s music that I was a huge fan of but you should still let me eat you out…
I was at some pool club filled with the more ravaged looking women I’ve ever seen. Most were strippers with fake tits, but with that comes girls who just hard party…serious fucking trash that looks 40 at 25, haggard as fuck, with sloppy loooking pussy stuffed into their bikini, and ridiculous fake tits on a skinny little body from all the not taking care of themselves thanks to a need for speed and other hard drugs, leaving the skin on their legs and ass all hanging off them and unhealthy, on the verge of a walking corpse, but with a serious love for house music and ridiculous dancing….and tattoos… It was on some biker looking gutter shit, that I feel Jordan Katie Price has channelled into her daily life, cuz despite all the polo matches, private jets and money, she’s just a dirty, gutter, haggard, useless and fake titted as them…she just sucked the right cock…while these girls I saw just suck any fucking cock….
I was at some pool club filled with the more ravaged looking women I’ve ever seen. Most were strippers with fake tits, but with that comes girls who just hard party…serious fucking trash that looks 40 at 25, haggard as fuck, with sloppy loooking pussy stuffed into their bikini, and ridiculous fake tits on a skinny little body from all the not taking care of themselves thanks to a need for speed and other hard drugs, leaving the skin on their legs and ass all hanging off them and unhealthy, on the verge of a walking corpse, but with a serious love for house music and ridiculous dancing….and tattoos… It was on some biker looking gutter shit, that I feel Jordan Katie Price has channelled into her daily life, cuz despite all the polo matches, private jets and money, she’s just a dirty, gutter, haggard, useless and fake titted as them…she just sucked the right cock…while these girls I saw just suck any fucking cock….
I love that Katie Price is finally getting back and up to her old tricks. Here she is with her big sunglasses, big hair and even bigger breasts stuffed into a tight little dress. Welcome back. I saw that some military serviceman somehow got Mila Kunis to go with him to a dance or something, so I’d like to formally invite Katie to the HollywoodTuna ball. Obviously it will just be the two of us dancing around my apartment to Scorpions’ ‘Wind Of Change’… I hope that’s alright with her.
Here are some pictures of Fergie in a timeless move girls everywhere have been doing for decades and decades since the beginning of time, and that’s standing next to a fat chick to make herself look skinny…. It is the fat chick in every group of friends that I always seem to get stuck talking to on the night she decides her hot friend I start chatting up gets too much mail attention and bitch starts crying for her moment, cuz I look like a guy who would fuck them, and I usually am…but it is nothing I am proud of. What I am proud of is the day I slipped fergie my card and she never called or emailed me to fuck because it reminded me where I stand in the world. Thanks for that Fergie, you meth pussy I want to fingerbang with my tongue
Edward Norton is marrying some troll looking bitch, who happens to be a high school dropout from Canada, she also happens to be a movie producer involved with Judd Apatow, who’s best joke has been that he’s managed to pull this runnin’ comedy scam, when I’ve seen him do stand-up and he fucking sucked….and according the Wikipedia, Apatow pretty much states that she is the reason for anything good in his shitty fucking movies: Apatow has called her “the rare woman who always wants to take the joke farther than any man wants to go. All nudity in my films is a result of Shauna pushing me and calling me a wimp.” I should send her the script for my biopic. I always figure I’m one mainstream movie away from being relevant…. Here she is one step closer to being relevant cuz she got in a bikini….a bikinis, despite career, education, or even looks always puts a bitch on the map, even when I think she’s got the hottest personality Edward Norton has met, cuz last I checked, every single bitch in the world would marry Ed Norton even if just for his fame, money and lifestyle….ending up with this is a bit of a disservice to his dick….Let’s hope she lets him cheat thanks to an awareness of her shortcomings….that are directly related to his short cumming. Good. One.
If you’ve been wondering where Jordan Katie Price the billionaire cuz she had stupid tits at a time the blue collar working class scene in the UK was really into big tits and made her a rich and famous whore….has been hiding out…your investigation ends here…she’s gone all blue blooded, not cuz of a titty implant infection, but cuz she’s penetrated the upper crust of society, like it has penetrated her so many times to get to this point, and she was invited to a charity polo match… Look at the way she’s rubbing her vagina all over that horse…and then that bike…and later in the locker rooms all the participants..This pig prostitute has single vagina-edly tainted the sport of polo. I love that her shirt says “Inspire”…what a fucking joke…I mean depending on what she is trying to inspire…which I can only assume is to turn men gay…or to motivate little girls to feel inadequate and get the biggest set of fake tits they can that will in turn make them rich and famous….making them a better investment than a college degree….use your money wisely sluts in training…. I watched her sex tape the other day.. google it….she sucks. Literally and figuratively..but maybe I just hate her cuz I hate fake tits…especailly novelty sized ones that make a bitch famous…cuz it makes me comtemplate getting myself stupid fake tits, cuz I want what comes with being famous, mainly the money, but I’d never be able to save 5k, I’d rather spend it on hookers and cocaine….fun is always my downfalll… Here’s Katie Price. Classy.
“She is a real sweetheart and I am lucky to have found her,” the celebrity chef told his native Australia#39;s Herald Sun earlier this year. “It has been awesome.” There#39;s a bun in the oven for Curtis Stone and Lindsay Price. The Top Chef Masters host, 35, and actress, 34, are expecting their first child together, the couple confirm to us. “We couldn#39;t be more thrilled to be starting a family together,” Stone tells us. “We are over the moon.” The celebrity chef and Price, who most rece
My name is Zaire, I’m 15, and I’m a true belieber. So far, I’ve had two Bieber experiences and they were great! My first one happened on 2/17/11. I was at home on Twitter and Justin was having one of his crazy re-tweeting sprees. Like every other belieber out there, I tweeted him. He was asking us what our favorite song was on his new album, ‘Never Say Never (The Remixes)’. I tweeted him what my favorite songs were, and sent it, not expecting anything. I noticed that my tweet had a few typos in it, so I tried to go back and change it. Once I did, I went onto Justin’s page, and I screamed. There was my tweet on his page! It happened at10:05 PM on February 17th, 2011 , the one with the typos. I couldn’t believe it! My second Bieber experince happened on 6/11/11. Justin was in the Bay Area in California for a benefit concert in Saratoga, California. I did everything I could to get tickets. I tried winning them off the radio, and checking ticket master for even the worst seats possible. I wanted to go so badly! At around noon that day, I figured there wasn’t a chance I was going to go, so I stop trying. At around 1:30pm, I was on Twitter when I saw a tweet that my friend tweeted, asking if anyone wanted to go to the Justin Bieber concert tonight, because her friend was selling tickets. I thought, “Omg, this can not be happening right now!” So I jumped at the chance. I contacted my friend who knew the girl that was selling the tickets, and she said the price was 2 for $200. One ticket for $100 dollars, no way! So while we were trying to coordinate how and when to get the tickets, the price had suddenly rose from $100 to $300! Suddenly my friend couldn’t go anymore, and I thought my chances of seeing Justin Bieber were over. I was so upset! Just when I was about to give up all hope, my friend contacted me and told me that the price went back down to $200, but I negotiated with her and got the price down to $150, because she just really wanted to sell the tickets. Since my other friend still couldn’t go, I called my best friend Alex and asked her if she wanted to go, and she said yes! She came over and we made our shirts and then my friend came over and we paid for our tickets. Finally the tickets were ours! The venue was small and it was on top of this huge mountain. We finally made it inside and it was chaos! We saw Kenny and Scooter, but we didn’t go up to them because they were too far away from us . We found our seats, which were actually pretty good, considering we didn’t have floor seats, and chilled until finally, it started! It was great! Justin is an amazing performer. He can totally hype the crowd. Right before he performed Eenie Meenie, we took a moment of silence and prayed for Sean Kingston with him. I thought that was so sweet of him to do! When he sang my favorite song, ‘That Should Be Me’, I almost started crying! I couldn’t believe I was there! I can finally say that I’ve been to a Justin Bieber concert! While we were waiting outside for my parents to pick us up, a golf cart drove by, and it had the dancers in it! I have a huge crush on Nick Demoura, and he was literally 10 feet away from me! I freaked out! These 2 Bieber experiences, are days that I will remember forever, but it also teaches me to never give up. If I really want something, I have to work for it. Justin really teaches us that with everything that he does. He’s only 17 and he’s accomplished so much, yet he’s still trying to do more! So thank you Justin for making my dreams come true. I hope I can meet you one day to tell you how much I appreciate you, but for now I’ll keep supporting you with all my heart. I love you and NEVER SAY NEVER! -@OMGOSH_Ziayer Read more: My name is Zaire, I’m 15, and I’m a true belieber….
Kate Gosselin can be a little uptight. A bold statement, we know. Give the reality mom credit for at least trying to dip her feet into the singles’ scene on next week’s episode of Kate Plus 8, which is apparently still on. Her best pal Jamie is clearly frustrated, however, when Kate lets her nerves get the better of her in social situations, such as in the club they hit up. One eligible bachelor was unfazed, however, saying, “She actually was a very sweet person. I would definitely take her out when she has the time.” Could there be a love connection at work for the first time since her split from Jon Gosselin ? Watch the extended Kate Plus 8 sneak peek and see: Kate Plus 8 Sneak Peek – Kate’s Night Out!
