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Michea Crawford is a Babe Pain de Sucre Swimwear of the Day

Michea Crawford is a babe….a babe who reminds me that one of life’s greatest tragedies is that I didn’t stand outside her apartment screaming her name…or singing love songs I wrote about her…before she moved from Montreal to become the next big thing who hasn’t hit yet…but who will hit soon enough…I’m talking Victoria’s Secret…Sports Illustrated…I am convinced…cuz she’s amazing… Well it’s too late to cry over spilt milk…I can just admire her from afar…and my love song stalking probably woulda got me arrested…so I guess it worked out better this way….for all parties involved… I’m used to failing…it’s kinda my thing…

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Demi Lovato Inspires With Her New Tattoo of the Day

As George Michael told us so many years ago…and now Demi Lovato is reiterating….like some kind of evangelical ready to brain wash me and molest my children in exchange for a huge percentage of my money….money I’ll feel good about giving up…until finding out the evangelical is a fucking liar, homosexual, addicted to cocaine and all night choo choo train parties in 5 star hotels…the same things he convinced me was wrong to like….. Either way, this is a fucking religious experience people…Demi Lovato’s manic depressive bullshit spoiled brat arm is sent from fucking heaven to inspire us….that we do can stage breakdowns as easily as we can stage finding God….to help our careers and public image…So authentic…. Praise Jesus…Martinez

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Paz Dela Huerta Nipples in the Parking Lot of the Day

I am as big a fan of Paz dela Huerta as she is of party drugs…all night dance parties…and acting like a weird, unshowered party kid hipster….which is pretty fucking cumbersome…maybe even overwhelming….and definitely…huge…. I am not sure why she’s fat…either too much coke or not enough coke…you know coming off coke and replacing it with food…or jacked on coke and bloating…but I know it’s pretty funny…..but only because she doesn’t give a fuck…that’s all part of the hipster party girl crackhead image that turns me on much about her….I mean these tits have been exposed at parties, in magazines, on TV, in movies, with countless men…who the fuck cares if they are exposed in public…not Paz dela Huerta…but definitely me…I totally care…cuz this pic is AWESOME.

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Berenice Marlohe for Omega of the Day

Berenice Marlohe is the new Bond girl…and I guess it is only natural for the corporate sponsor and possible producer of the James Bond franchise…Omega Watches….to run a campaign with her….a campaign that is semi-erotic, half naked, totally suggestive that girls will fuck you if you wear a 10,000 dollar watch….but more importantly a campaign that will never be sold for this site…cuz Omega are snobby motherfuckers…who only like their pornography in fashion magazines and not smutty blogs…ruining my dreams of my private jets…but reminding me that I don’t need a private jet to jerk off to pics….

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Berenice Marlohe for Omega of the Day

Berenice Marlohe is the new Bond girl…and I guess it is only natural for the corporate sponsor and possible producer of the James Bond franchise…Omega Watches….to run a campaign with her….a campaign that is semi-erotic, half naked, totally suggestive that girls will fuck you if you wear a 10,000 dollar watch….but more importantly a campaign that will never be sold for this site…cuz Omega are snobby motherfuckers…who only like their pornography in fashion magazines and not smutty blogs…ruining my dreams of my private jets…but reminding me that I don’t need a private jet to jerk off to pics….

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What The Hell Magic?!?! Johnson’s Being Sued For Making Employee “Squeeze His Red Vines”!!

He said he fired her because she was 15 minutes late. LLS According to TMZ: Magic Johnson has been sued by a former employee who claims the NBA legend is SUPER SERIOUS when it comes to snacks … because he forced her to “regularly squeeze his red vines to make sure they were soft.” The woman behind the lawsuit is 45-year-old Lanita Thomas — who claims she served as Magic’s personal flight attendant on his private jet from 2004 until last month … when Magic fired her ass. In her suit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Thomas claims Magic was full of crap when he told her she was let go because she showed up to work 15 minutes late one day. Thomas claims the real reason Magic wanted her gone is because he wanted a “substantially younger woman” to service him in the air. In her suit, Thomas admits she WAS 15 minutes late to work one day … but says it was only because Magic insists on two specific types of turkey meat on his sandwiches … and she was held up at the deli counter. She also says Magic was “very particular that all snacks were fresh” … especially when it came to liquorice. *Editor’s note — stale Red Vines are delicious* In addition to wrongful termination, Lanita also claims Magic failed to pay her overtime and provide her with legally required breaks during her work shifts. She’s asking for unspecified damages. Calls to Magic have not been returned. We’re gonna call a foul on this one. Magic may have his own skeletons but we can’t picture homeboy posted up on his private jet making his flight attendant squeeze his ballz. Images via WENN

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Kate Middleton topless

The gorgeous babe Kate Middleton who is now the Dutchess Of Cambridge after marrying the dashing Prince William has now had her private vacation pictures leaked by the paparazzi Continue reading

KIm Kardashian Lingerie Pics for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know why Kim Kardashian has decided she is hot, worth watching fuck, worth paying to get into a bikini or lingerie….but with celebrity comes a lot of followers….and with getting in lingerie for twitter or instagram comes a lot of perverts….so she’s just doing the basic, lowest form of getting people to notice her, because I guess as long as she’s getting paid huge money to do it she might as well do it….I just hope for the sake of humanity her demand in the media fizzles out like it was a pound of butter her fat ass was paying her private chef to melt down into cake…..cuz I’d hate to see her doing this well into her 40s….she’s already 30, has only been in one movie that was a porn, and people go nuts over her….it makes no fucking sense……but here is some pics of her in her lingerie anyway….. There’s also some photoshopped to pics of her for NUTS in this mix…..

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Get a Rise from the Dark Knight’s Nude Co-Stars

The hype machine is in full swing as The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters, and Mr. Skin has uncovered female co-stars Anne Hathaway , Marion Cotillard , and Juno Temple’s secret iden-titties in Love and Other Drugs (2010) , A Private Affair (2002) , and Kaboom! (2010) .

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J.Lo in a Bikini Getting Mounted by a K-Fed of the Day

You wanna know what this Casper the Friendly Gold Digger is thinking right about now….”Too bad she’s menopausal”… True fucking story, cuz knocking up a bitch like J.Lo means being set for fucking life…and really the fact that she’s J.Lo makes her semi more interesting than the dudes he was banging before her, you know at dance practice…before deciding it was time to go straight, cuz being gay was a one way ticket to HIV…and J.Lo’s life was so glamorous and appealing…. I hate J.Lo, she is too old, trying too hard, but even I’d consider trying to knock her up for the private jets. I’m a user like that….I’d even pu up with her bullshit cuz it is better than thankless work…it’s just too bad she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up….I’m with you Casper the friendly gold digger….but keep on trying…maybe it’ll stick…Lottery winning every day. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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