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Lucy Hale Got Them Titties On of the Day

Posted on December 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re wondering what LUCY HALE, the very famous girl from the Pretty Little Liars, a show you probably jerked off to, and that has leveraged her career into other very important things like other shitty TV fame…getting paid enough to spend her time with her tits out in a bikini top for her true fans who only care about her tits…not that she has much tit…but perverts don’t care…we don’t care…we’re accepting and eager to jerk off to all tit…it’s almost a talent really…how diverse and inclusive we are….now if only girls just answered our phone calls or texts or liked us and didn’t fear us and our stale sperm smells… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lucy Hale Got Them Titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eva Biechy is a Naked French Model of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know what you’re thinking – and that is how something like this Eva Biechy exist and you’ve never heard of her…while so many girls, who ar ehardly girls, but rather vapid cunts, are shoved down our throats – but are hardly as good as this Eva Biechy …a magical French Model…living in Japan…because Japanese business men pay white girls lots of money to meet them for dinner… I don’t know what this shoot is for, I’m not that kind of blogger – who actually reports important news, current events, or spews my opinion like it matters… I am more the kind of person humiliated I have a blog, that’s some low grade, tennage girl in the late 90s with her livejournal shit…and I am well aware that nothing I saw matters, is of substance…but I will say Eva Biechy …is everything and I’m sticking to it… The post Eva Biechy is a Naked French Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Topless Nina Agdal for her Only Employer – Who Doesn’t Pay Her of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Sports Illustrated is on the hustle – to try to get people to buy their shitty magazine no one actually cares about thanks to the internet – coupled with working with the same cunts year after year, well into their 30s, like Nina Agdal, the vagina Leo may have given herpes to – but I’m convinced she just used the strap on on him… It brings me great joy that this video only has 13,000 views – when I know the production budget behind this shit was high and really a waste considering Instagram in teh new Sports Illustrated….because media companies are a scam and so are people like Nina Agdal who are really not that hot – in this world of much hotter, less bulky, pussy that’s half naked or full naked on all the hipster blogs… Here she is in one of the two campaigns she books a year – because Sports Illustrated models don’t get work, they get Athletes….they don’t even do their own marketing – they just show up….all big foreheaded first.. The post Topless Nina Agdal for her Only Employer – Who Doesn’t Pay Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Topless Charlotte McKinney of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This a Topless picture of Charlotte McKInney, probably one of the lowest busty celebrities who is hardly a celebrity – but who had a small following on instagram and scammed her way onto TV so that she felt like she was a low level celebrity and has carried that attitude into whatever it is that she does….. This is a pictures by Tony Kelly, Irish Photographer who went Hollywood and has taken some men’s magazine pics you’ve probably jerked off to over the years….he’s done Playboy pics and a bunch of other shit…and this is most likely not his best work…but you still like it and that’s what it’s here for… Big titties, naked titties, of girl only known for her titties, showing her titties is only fair to those who have been watching her tits all these years… Here she is with the paps with smaller tits – I guess you can’t photoshop yourself for the paparzzi – or maybe she’s dying of AIDS TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Topless Charlotte McKinney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Pettis in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Madison Pettis is some 18 year old – I’ve never heard of – but she’s apparently been in the industry since she was 4, so you’ve probably jerked off to her, seeing as you’re fucking weird and based on the comments I’ll assume that you only subscribe to the Disney Channel, which in and of itself should be how pedophiles are caught…anyone with no kids who have that channel are predators…. She’s from Texas, she’s half black, black lives matters, and so do black bikinis…which is what these girls are more about protesting or fighting for, or fighting into…they don’t do politics, or passionately trying to change the face of the world and progress the world we live in…they just want money, fans and a vapid existence filled with expensive shit…but when they use bikini pics as their tactic to get seen…I’ll look – I mean at 18…it’s legal…but young as fuck…even creepy…but her mom who sold her to the industry wants you to see this…it was probably her creepy mom idea… The post Madison Pettis in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland’s Ass Cheek of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Willa Holland was the teen sister on the OC who I know a bunch of dudes in their 30s probably jerked off to her…she’s also on Arrow…where the same people jerk off to her…socially award weirdos… She’s been in the industry forever since she was 7, her stepfather, and we love stepfathers because that’s the name of the fucking site and we need to cover all stepfather news, is or was Brian De Palma, a pretty serious director in the 80s…her godfather Steven Spielberg….making it really hard to break through…but more importantly, robbed her of her childhood and probably brought her some solid damaged rich kid issues, and identity crisis, at least we hope it did.. Well, she’s delving into photography, as everyone on instagram is, and she posted a pic of half of her ass, or maybe it is someone elses ass, which is apparently enough ass for me to look at…and post…I’m pretty desperate and pathetic. The post Willa Holland’s Ass Cheek of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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AnnaSophia Robb Booty of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Homeschooled AnnaSophia Robb, who we can all assume has weirdo Jesus freak parents who didn’t want her to be tainted by their hedonistic ways, like weed and heroin and anal sex, because it would get in the way of their stage parenting, you know their whoring of their daughter for personal gain, back when they got her into Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a movie your creepy ass probably jerked off to because candy seduces kids, and chocolate factories are way more legit than the bag of lollipops you have in your rape van – weirdo…. She’s gone onto such great things as playing a Young Sarah Jessica Parker…something that would upset me knowing what an Old Sarah Jessica Parker looks like… All this to say, she’s dong some yoga and her ass looks round and huge and that’s a good thing.

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Jessica Alba in a Shitty Mom See Through of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Those Moms…..always starved for male attention after wrecking their bodies…I see how they look at me as they breast feed in the park…in disgust…but as far as I’m concerned looking at me in disgust is fucking foreplay and they actually like me watching…. Only in this case, Alba is taking her typical Alba stance, that can be found in all her shitty movies, and that’s by not being nude…and just being subtly erotica….