Whether you watched them or not, I’m guessing you probably know the Grammys were held last night, and as much as I like to rag on these lame awards shows, I’ve got to admit they’re a great opportunity to celebrate the best in the music business red carpet hotties. So with that in mind, here’s Taylor Swift looking leggy as ever, and I didn’t watch the whole show, but if she didn’t win for Best Live Leg Show, the girl got robbed. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Whether you watched them or not, I’m guessing you probably know the Grammys were held last night, and as much as I like to rag on these lame awards shows, I’ve got to admit they’re a great opportunity to celebrate the best in the music business red carpet hotties. So with that in mind, here’s Taylor Swift looking leggy as ever, and I didn’t watch the whole show, but if she didn’t win for Best Live Leg Show, the girl got robbed. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
So you guys probably know that I’ve already called hottie Cassandra Dawn for myself as one of my future ex-wives, but I’ve got some good news for the rest of you: turns out she’s got an equally hot sister, Jackie Dawn . And best of all? They’re twins. So to help you get to know Jackie better, here’s some choice shots from the, uh, important research I was doing on her Instagram . She’s going to make one hot future ex-sister-in-law. Yow. » view all 15 photos
Selena Gomez is the super hot singing chick that most people probably know as the girl that is currently being banged by Justin Bieber and here she is looking sexy on the beach showing off her tits in a bikini Continue reading →
The other day was the 3 year anniversary of DJ AM’s death….and Mandy Moore was one of his girlfriends who was his friend til the end…who you probably know as some bitch who has has a bunch of songs, was a teen dream poptart or at least jailbait that you have probably jerked off to her at least once…rocking her hard nipples….is a pretty decent tribute of a fallen soldier…in what people may consider tasteless but to me just makes sense…cuz braless titties with hard nipples are awesome… RIP homie who kinda hated me but was still nice to me 98 percent of the time. To see the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Fuck Kate Bosworth is fat. I mean look at this ass, it’s so wide and dumpy, I can almost see the cellulite through her dress. I don’t know what’s going here but clearly she’s taking up emotional eating and not exercising, I mean seriously, someone get this girl an eating disorder.
Here’s almost 50 year old Bond Girl who you virgin losers probably know from X-Men rocking a pretty tight body despite being 46 years old. Her name is Fame Janssen and she’s at an event, who fucking cares, I mean seriously. Is this relevant information to anyone’s life…I figure that except for maybe one weird virgin loser, who think she’s his wife and has her face tattoooed on his arm, and screen printed on his bedsheets, no on else knows who the fuck she is…and she’s not in a bikini, showing tits, but she is skinny, and as far as I am concerned, a skinny 46 year old is always better than a fat 20 year old…because skinny 46 year olds are rare…. you know with all their baby weight and potato chip eating, decades of built up…..not to mention all the years of sexual experience….and the knowledge of their vagina drying up soon, makes the last hurrah pretty rockin’ if you’re on the receiving end.
Here is Daisy Lowe in Playboy pics… I avoid posting Playboy pics – cuz those motherfuckers sue hard when you do…but I figured I couldn’t resist posting pics of Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter she didnt know she had when she got married to the bi-sexual/homosexual/tranny fucker Gavin Rossdale…assuming that he hadn’t cum in a pussy based on his sexual history and love of her muscles…..cuz there’s just so many layers of funny…. She’s some UK hipster trash with a trust fund cuz she’s getting paid off for being that illegit child….and getting work for being a low level celebrity scandal…and I guess now she’s getting officially naked for magazines…cuz she’s on her own quest of fame…and lets face it…with a body like this…she is better off naked… I’m probably in love but that could just be my erection talking…
I don’t do celebrity gossip here, but funny man David Cross, who you may know from his comedy special, but likely know from Arrested Development, and who I actually find funny, despite hating comedy is engaged to Amber Tamblyn, who despite being known for kids movies, is actually pushing 30… She’s a chunky bitch I’ve never done a post on before and figured I’d throw up some pictures, since she looks like she was thrown up by a vagina and managed to grow up into a human…I’m just kidding…she’s not that bad looking…she’s kinda cute, just a little chunky, boring, not naked, which is probably what you’d look for in a girl you propose to because let’s face it hot and wild girls are nothing but fucking head aches…always worrying about what they are putting in their slutty, free spirited pussy when you’re not around, cuz you know that’s how she ended up with you…all tits out and down to fuck… If you know what I mean…. Either way, here’s a bit of a picture retrospective on her…why the fuck not… Here she is younger and tighter… Here she is when she didn’t figure out how to cover up what was probably her first pregnancy….that was never reported….cuz no one knows who she is…. Here she is in black…cuz black is sliming especially after months of starving herself due to the feedback she got on her previous dress… Here she is…a vision in green…like a traffic light…or tennis ball…excited to stand out cuz she’s happy and figured out how to cover up her gut and show off her tits..happily on the pill and all hormonal after that pregnancy scare that lead to depression and starving herself we saw just saw.. wow this Amber chick’s been on quite the ride….
Bar Refaeli’s pretty much is in her element…doing her thing she does best…you know showing off her hot body in a bikini…as she’s been doing for pretty much her entire post puberty life…making millions looking pretty substantial for some company called Agua Bendita’s 2012 campaign…. It’s like watching my wife in her element, you know eating her face off and rolling around in her own shit like the pig that she is…only substantially better… It’s like me watching myself drink my face off and making a fucking fool of myself in some alcohol schizophrenic induced hallucination…only substantially better… I guess what it comes down to is that Bar Refaeli is just substantially better, but you already knew that… I’m not sure if these are all Bar, I am bad at identifying people…but you probably know…so figure it out useless…
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