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Nina Dobrev Does Bikinis with her Mooch Famewhore Friend of the Day

Posted on February 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Dobrev is some Canadian Hollywood icon you’ve probably never heard of because her iconic work is on a show called Vampire Diaries, and I don’t think she’s done much more than that… She’s with some other Canadian Hollywood icon you’ve probably never heard of named Jessica Szohrs, which is approproate considering the condition of her vagina after her quest to get a job after 90210 the Next Generation… Like typical lazy, spoiled, Hollywood d-listers, they are together, talking about their Canadian taking over Hollywood strategy, because what else would Canadians do…all while running around Hawaii in bikinis… Not exciting, but young enough girls from Canada, basking in the warm oceans of America thanks to living the American dreams is ok, as long as bikinis are involved….or maybe this is just Jessica Szohrs trying to maximize her friendship with someone more famous than her to get as much press as she can since her instagram thirst, posting half naked pics, despite her great body is boring… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Dobrev Does Bikinis with her Mooch Famewhore Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Georgia Hilmer & Emma Oak for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a couple models you’ve probably never heard of…because I’ve never heard of them and I know everything when it comes to useless, interchangeable, they are all the fucking same, models…from instagram…to nude shoots for anything called a “magazine”…because it feels like it gives them credibility and that it will help them open doors to have an actual career…and not just an imaginary one that looks like a real career…because they do free shoots for everyone… You know, the kind of girl like Emily Ratajkowski, who is now famous from the same fucking antics…and all it took was showing her tits for free…in this misogynistic world…of showing your tits makes you relevant…that misogynists have tricked girls into thinking is empowering to them…amazing..right…I mean..that’s amazing… Tell a femnazi bitch that face fucking empowers her and having her believe it…so much you can face fuck her…and she leaves smiling with your cum and her puke all over her face..and you’re like “girl power, you go girl, equality, fuck the sexists”….ironically… MY FAVORITE…. Here are some pics from the magazine…with a half of nipple…playing in fire hydrants like they were ghetto kids, looking for a ghetto swim, in the ghetto during a heat wave…a fetish to some weirdos I’m sure… The post Georgia Hilmer & Emma Oak for RUSSH Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Hick Voice on Fallon of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is doing Saturday night live… A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 2, 2015 at 10:15am PDT I guess in part of her promo, she’s doing the most irritating of TV shows…Jimmy Fallon that I find remarkable is still on TV in this internet era, but I guess America is stupid and likes half retard, school yard, interviews….instead of getting any real substance out of these idiots…but maybe I’m just angry at everything…and it’s not Jimmy Fallon, but rather me… So Miley , was on the show…talking about her Vegan Pig….with her hick accent…despite being a Disney trained actress and serious phoney, that you’d know probably wouldn’t have a hick accent since she moved to LA at 10…but who has it because she’s either lazy, sheltered, or full of hick shit… She also did an Emotional improv interview with Fallon…as part of his Bullshit school yard antics… She also was talking about how bad she wanted to smoke Leo’s Vape Pen….while Jimmy sucked up to her.. America…right… This wasn’t paid for by Jimmy Fallon… The post Miley Cyrus Hick Voice on Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pam Anderson’s Laying in Bed and It’s Amazing of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess this picture proves a very important thing you’ve probably never thought about, never considered, never debated, never questioned, never cared about…because she’s Pam Anderson…and she’s practically dead…. Because you can’t teach an old, dying of hepatitis Pam Anderson, divorced 100 times, original sex tape porn star…who isn’t a pornstar…but who looks like a pornstar…and who is pretty much a pornstar…but old and dried up…but still alive..and that in and of itself..is pretty amazing…but not really amazing at all.. The post Pam Anderson’s Laying in Bed and It’s Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Takes on LA and Old People Showed Up of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift is a cult leader, who has managed to brain wash girls everywhere into thinking she’s some empowered woman taking control of her own heart after constantly being mistreated by dudes she probably never dated but just fucked in her quest to find the perfect dick, since everything in her life is perfect, that’s how she has it set up… In being a cult leader, other girls want to associate with her and her broken heart ministry, by standing by her side and entertaining her, because she’s evil leader…. I guess the LA show brought out girls who want to join the Taylor Swift circle, despite being too old for Taylor Swift.. Including but not limited to: Salma Hayek and Mary J Blige / Oprah were There Maria Menounos…and Nina Dobrev #taylorswift w/ @valeriefatehi and @ninadobrev A video posted by maria menounos (@mariamenounos) on Aug 22, 2015 at 10:18pm PDT Hilary Duff in Not Very Period Friendly Pants TO SEE THE CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE OLD PEOPLE SHOWING UP TO THE CONCERT CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Takes on LA and Old People Showed Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa for GQ Magazine Mexico of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is Swedish, yet she’s in GQ Mexico…how’s that make sense? Is this globalization? Or is this just making a girl an international success… The fact is that she’s disappointing, because before she was a VS model on their promotional tour, she was a nude model, getting naked in fashion editorials that may have had no point, but that involved naked girls, and naked girls, is all the story I need for a fashion editorial, or really any editorial, I grew up jerking off to Playboy, I can appreciate that vibe in the mainstream, more than throat fucking, humiliation, teen porn…I’m wholesome like that… What I am saying is, these pics aren’t naked enough for a girl who gets naked… The post Elsa for GQ Magazine Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Ass Picker of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan will never die. She’s proved that her career can die, but this bitch can take an obscene amount of abuse…and still manages to have an ass I’d love to eat, even knowing that it’s tainted, but also that it’s probably never shit, because she’s some cocaine fueled robot with no soul…not that a shitting ass would be a turn off for me eating ass, I’m mean it’s something I deal with everytime I eat ass, and apparently, the ass always wins….I mean…as a general concept…because the fact it’s being eating by me…means it’s actually lost… To see more pics of LOhan in a bikini CLICK HERE … But if you’re over her, like the film industry and producers are, here’s her replacement, co-star from Mean Girls, who I assume cast a spell on Lohan when they were in the same room, to either steal Lohan’s career…and/or…do Lohan better than lohan….Amanda Seyfried…in Leggigns… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Ass Picker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen Tit in GQ of the Day

Posted on January 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Enemy of the site, Chrissy Teigen is clever, and I am not just saying that because she tricked a talented musician who was friends with Kanye and bound to be famous, before he was famous, to date her… She is clever because she’s managed to levarage her Sports Illustrated modelling that reaches the frat boy crowd, to become a funny little social media personality, despite never really being that hot…. She has friended the right editors and nerds and has sucked up to them so they post her shit, like the babe in high school getting these socially awkwards to do her homework… She’s manipulated everyone around her to thinking there was something special about her, and she’s probably never made a dollar doing it, but who needs money, she covered that early on by marrying John Legend…that dude’s rich… They did GQ together, because that’s all part of owning your man, and she pulled out her tit and realeased it…because that’s what these breed of girls does..and really…this is one thing about her that I can say with confidence that there’s nothing wrong with… Either way, she’s full of shit…but this tit was part of that bullshit…the only part of her bullshit I like. Yes, I posted this pic yesterday and didn’t realize there was nipple. I’m desensitized.

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Shay Mitchell for Maxim of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A photo posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on Jan 8, 2015 at 10:02am PST Shay Mitchell is some superstar…that is super relevant…who you’ve probably never heard of…because you don’t watch the show she is on, but every fucking kid in America does…making her fanbase huge…allowing her the opportunity to expand her fan base..doing some seriously bottom feeder work, that I guess shows us that she’s in her late 20s, because Maxim doesn’t matter, is not relevant, and people don’t even know what it is…because it’s dated as fuck…but that was big at one time, maybe made it on her bucket list, or maybe her boyfriend works there, who knows the reason it happened, we just know it happened….and I hate it…not because I hate Shay Mitchell or her ethnically ambiguous skin tone…but because Maxim send me legal death threats on the regular for posting their shit, even though they used to pay me for traffic to their shit, in 2006, because I was more important than them on the internet…just a gang of clueless bitches, scrambling to get back to where they were, with budgets…because…people like Shay Mitchell still remember their bullshit…fuck em… A video posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on Jan 8, 2015 at 11:00pm PST Fuck she’s annoying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ashley Benson in the Shower on Twitter of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashely Benson was the slut in Springbreakers, who I guess was trying to break free from being the slut on some show called Pretty Little Liars, that I assume is about sluts, because it is all the rage and all the cast members are super fucking famous, even though you’ve probably never heard of her…. Well now she’s being slutty on her social media, posting pics of her in her shower, in what looks like a rape scene, which I assume you like, because rape is all you know when it comes to sex, and I guess this is calculated or part of her global fame campaign, you know to be just a little edgy…or maybe she’s like all these other actresses who love any and all attention they get…and ultimately…who cares…

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