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Mara Teigen in Cheeki for Galore of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My friends at GALORE who don’t invite me to their exclusive star-studded parties – because I am a liability – but do let me post pictures I steal from their website without sending me lawyers letters – like so many other magazines who don’t appreciate my silly, drunken banter – put out these pics of instagram model Mara Teigen, who for some reason is ridiculously massive, even considered famous thanks to social media, though you’ve probably never heard of her, but who I always just assumed was the hotter sister of pug-faced Chrissy Teigen…who isn’t actually her sister..rocking her awesome ass in her Cheeki panties and I’m not mad at it…if anything I want to find the dirty panties on ebay where I would assume she’s selling them to subsidize her income, you know because being an instagram model isn’t ridiculously lucrative….

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Don’t Hold Your Breath: 15 Attractive Celebrities Who Will Probably Never Have Nekkid Pictures Leaked

Posted on September 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

15 Celebrities Who Will Probably Never Have Private Pictures Leaked

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And Another One: Floyd Mayweather Beats El Chino Maidana For Second Time EASILY… Although He Ate A Couple Big Punches [Video]

Posted on September 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In a 12 round decision… Equipped with clinching, biting, boxing, and big punches… Floyd Mayweather defeated Marcos Maidana again. (Above is the full first Mayweather Vs Maidana.) Floyd made $32 Million off the fight and Maidana made… $3 million. Maidana was happy with the first purse of $5 Million and he said he was happy with this payday and couldn’t wait to go home and enjoy his new house and cows. Now, for all of you non believers, you will probably never see another boxer as great as Floyd Mayweather… So cherish appreciate these moments. To some boxing fans… Floyd is the TBE. youtube-showtime

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Derick Dillard and Aaron Rodgers: Celebrity Look-Alike Alert!

Posted on August 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One is a reality star and newlywed. The other is a quarterback and Super Bowl champion. On the surface, Derick Dillard and Aaron Rodgers would appear to have very little in common. But, ironically, it’s on the surface that these two have tons in common… … because they look exactly alike! Seriously, compare the 19 Kids and Counting star with the Green Bay Packers All-Pro below and see if you can even tell them apart. Can you? (Hint: That is Dillard, impending father of Jill Duggar’s baby , on the left; Rodgers is on the right.) Eerily similar, aren’t they? We wonder which would be funnier to watch, Derick Dillard throwing a football or Rodgers dealing with the craziness of the Duggars. Alas, we’ll probably never find out … but on the plus side: Here’s a look at other celebrity look-alikes out there! 19 Celebrity Look-Alikes 1. Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel Zooey Deschanel looks more like Katy Perry than she does her own sister. No Bones about it.

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Julia Pereira is in a Bikinii of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know, sometimes all you need to remember it is summer – is some amazing bodied BRazilian model you probably never heard of, in a bikini for the paparazzi, like it’s not her fucking job even thought you know she sees the cameras and is pretending to not pose, she probably hired them to take pics of her, but instinctively,…she can’t help it even when the direction is “act natural, Pretend I am not here” The reality is that her tight lean body, and big enough fake tits, look better than anything I’ll see in a bikini this weekend. Sure, it could be because I don’t leave my house, or maybe because all the girls at the ghetto public pool I see are 300 pounds and in bikinis…you know cuz it’s always the ones who shouldn’t be in bikinis trying to look like the ones who are meant to be in bikinis…like this Julia…who I would sing love songs too, if she wasn’t married to a billionaire for Citizenship like all the other florida no name immigrant models. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Marissa Seraphin Lingerie Shoot for Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marissa Seraphin is some model you’ve probably never heard of. From my extensive research, she’s an American Apparel model, which pretty much means she was one of the American Apparel hot, young and awesome employee who worked in one of the stores like the other cool kids in her town, who submitted pics in their corporate sexting campaign with the company owner…leading to some ads that were seen by a lot of people, but that they weren’t paid for…which doesn’t fucking matter.. What matters is that she makes up a very important part of our society. She represents the future of girls. Who grew up on porn and who don’t think getting naked is a big deal… Because it is not a big deal. You see, in my era, getting a tit pic would have been fucking hell, it was before digital, you needed a polaroid and the girl would destroy said polaroid and the kind of girl was questionable..now, the hot chicks who wouldn’t fuck you back then, are the girls getting naked…it’s awesome. Photographer is ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE – he’s good.

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Selena Gomez Bikini Picture

Posted on June 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Instagram has made my life as a blogger so much easier. Now I can follow all my favorite celebrities and get their personal pics without having to wait for some nerd to hack into their phone. Now they post all their pics themselves. Here is Selena Gomez chilling with her friends in a little bikini. Sure it’s not as good as a naked selfie, but anytime you get Selena in barely any clothes, it’s a pretty good thing. Enjoy. Continue reading →

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Emily Ratajkowski Does Spike TV’s ‘Guys Choice’ Awards

Posted on June 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s Emily Ratajkowski showcasing her super amazing body at the Spike TV’s ‘Guys Choice’ Awards and that’s about it because the second this girl smiles, it makes me wonder how in the world did she become a top model? Don’t get me wrong, Emily is hotter than any girl I’ve ever brought home to my mom’s basement, which just proves how pathetic my life is, but I’m just trying to make sense of her mass appeal. Now before you press send on that email you’re writing me about how fat I am and that I’ve probably never been laid. Let me tell you, I once put the tip in and I lasted 3 seconds. So there! Continue reading →

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Samantha Totem Titties for Fashion of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The hipster models name is SAMANTHA TOTEM ….you’ve probably never heard of her, because I haven’t heard of her, and I’ve heard of everyone….and she’s fucking amazing…I mean a young, skinny, ethnic looking face with big tits and a nice ass, that makes even the most racist mexican or asian or whatever the fuck she is, racist willing to overlook his bigotry and fuck…. She is being shot by a photographer named Zach McCaffree , who you haven’t heard of because you’re more into the tits in pictures than the dude who lures the girl into the apartment, convinces to get half naked, and takes the pics and releases them out to the internet…. I don’t think these pics are for anything but the dudes portfolio, which makes it even more impressive that he got her naked. Good job Zach.

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Sam Faiers Knows How To Dress

Posted on March 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve started to come to terms with the fact that I’ll probably never get invited to any black tie events or charity balls, or pretty much anywhere with an open bar and a no sweatpants policy. It’s just classic blogger discrimination. But I’m still a little upset that a hot nobody like Sam Faiers here threw a party and didn’t tell me. I mean, c’mon, there’s no way a bunch of drunk British reality stars are better-behaved than me. I would’ve even made sure to say “Please” before asking to Sam to go motoroboating. See? The perfect gentleman. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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