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Cristina Tosio Hot for Elle Spain of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cristina Tosio is a Spanish Model…and in being Spanish…she would probably cut off your dick if you were her boyfriend and she assumed you were cheating on her with the waitress that served you at the restaurant who you stared at for a few seconds longer than you should have….You see Spanish girls are passionate like that…making them pretty intense fucks…if you’re willing to risk losing your penis for them…which luckily, every time I fuck, I am…that is the foundation of me not using condoms…I’m like “Whatever, let’s get this done”…I mean it’s not like AIDS is a death sentence, and if I haven’t got herpes yet, after all the gutter pussy I’ve been inside, statistically, I probably never will….not that my penis has anything to do with this Cristina chick, but it may if I stare at these bikini pics much longer.

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Vanessa Hudgnes and Ashley Tisdale Hide Their Faces Together of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanessa Hudgens is some identity crisis who doesn’t really know what the fuck she is doing, or where she is going. She was puppet mastered by her mom as a kid, and has since gone through a series of WTF is she doing, from nude pics, to more recently getting into a bikini without going on a diet first in Spring Breakers, to this, following Ashley Tisdale’s face covering, cuz Tisdale has a bad face, thanks to botched surgery, while Hudgens should be taking advantage of the opportunity to be the hot one by association….you know like all those hot chicks next to fat chicks at the bar, who aren’t that hot when pulled from the fat chicks. Either way, who knows why she’s participating, probably to prove she’s still her friend and high school musical sister, after ditching the botched face for her Spring Breakers hype. Useless girls in hollywood, making too much money, hiding their faces, who cares. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Doirth Mous Still Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dorith Mous is some tall model who has done random photoshoots for various brands and magazines, but who you have probably never heard of. But she’s trying, you know pushing her PR strategy, using her connections in the fashion scene to get shot by Terry Richardson, and by shot I mean by his camera while naked, to get noticed and attention. I can only assume that he’s also shooting loads in her with his penis, because model pussy is the whole point of being a photographer, getting them drunk and horny, telling them they are pretty and making them look good in pictures to get them lubed up, kinda thing. Not to mention Terry Richardson is top of his game, even if he’s full of shit, and that kind of thing is what makes girls groupie, hoping it will open doors and I’ve noticed her, so it must be working. Good strategy.

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Titties for Louis Vuitton Fashion Film of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Love Magazine put out a pretty sleazy video that was put together for Louis Vuitton by their Editor in Chief named Katie Grand…not that you care about this shit…what you will care about is that some of my favorite models…who you se me talking about up in here….you know seducing them with my prose….while talking about their tits….including but not limited to Cara Delevingne, Saskia de Brauw, Isabeli Fontana, Georgia May Jagger and Magdalena Frackowiak…..now I have facial recognition blindness…and all these models look the same…but I will say one is naked…and showing titty and luckily…in my pathetic world…video of that is enough for me to celebrate…. The only funny thing in all this is that I’m considered a porn site for posting it, while Love Magazine, are considered artistic genius, maybe even visionariees, even if this high brow shit is just smut, garbage, idiotic, and not work of a visionary….but work of a con artist…tricking us into thinking what they do is “art”…when really it’s just throwing some shit together in as serious of a way possible….but at least there are titties while she does it..

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Mylene Klass Bikins of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mylene Klass is an older chick fromt he UK…who was in some band you’ve probably never heard of called “Hear’Say”…here is their awful songs…. She was also a presenter on the hit show called “Popster to Operastar”…in what has to be the least interesting of TV shows possible…. The insane thing in all this is that she has a net worth of 22 million dolllars…and she is now peddling bikinis…which isn’t so bad…cuz she looks pretty good in a bikini….that despite being 35, I’ll still look at…and here are the pics….

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Toni Garrn Bikini Pictures

Posted on January 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Compared to an Adriana Lima or a Candice Swanepoel , Toni Garrn isn’t exactly the best-known Victoria’s Secret model out there, or the hottest. But as you can see from these bikini pictures, even a second-tier Victoria’s Secret model is hotter than any girl you’ve seen in real-life all year. And better yet, unlike Adriana or Candice, if you told Toni that she was your favorite Victoria’s Secret supermodel, that might be enough to give you a shot. She’s probably never heard that line before.

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Christina Milian and Carrie Keagan Titty Grab of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian and Carrie Keagan who is apparently the host of some shitty VH1 Show, but who is probably better known for her role in real fucking shit movies you have probably never seen but that I am sure she talks about all the time, cuz they were her big screen glory days, before giving into shitty cable networks like VH1 where she hosts and interviews trash….an occassionally gets to grab their tits…cuz the world is perverted, sex sells, and if I posted pics of myself grabbing tits all day, I’d be considered a porn site, but when these overpaid cunts do it, the advertisers giggle, as life is not fair…..but at least we get shitty resolution pics of it to feel like we are a part of it…..

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Kelly Monaco Beach Photos

Posted on December 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The good news is that Kelly Monaco has a s ex tape. The less good news is that it was taped 20+ years ago. The bad news is that we#39;ll probably never get to see it because her old boyfriend is some kind of “gentleman” or something. What a queer! From Star: Two years before she paved the way for her showbiz career by taking it all off for Playboy magazine, Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars beauty Kelly Monaco had a far more steamy exposure – as the teenage star of a homemade s ex video wit

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Tegan and Sara Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on April 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tegan and Sara are a ganag of lesbians, the kind who plot influencing the world through song, cuz they are lesbians, to hate men and rip off their penises if ever they have a chance, cuz they are lesbians…. They were at one point living and based out Montreal, but now on eof them lives in LA, I’m gonna assume the fat one….. I live in Montreal, but since I don’t run in the lesbian singer songwriter scene and probably never will, cuz lesbians are about as accommodating to meat eaters who don’t recycle, who eat meat and who fuck women as the KKK is to Black Gay Jews….even though we’re all in it for the pussy….you’d think that common ground would be the basis of many high fives….and by high fives I mean trying my best to set up a threesome and break their commitment to lesbianism…. If I knew one of them had fat tits….on her dumpy body…I probably would have stalked her igloo a little harder…. THis has been my first and likely my last Tegan and Sara post….unless the sex tape drops….and I hope it does…even if I hate lesbian porn…it lacks a climax….but then again every girl I knows jerks off to Lesbian porn, so I guess I should find a little love for that….cuz girls with lesbian fantasies….are girls who give me threesome fantasies… They are twin sisters, possible lovers, cuz at that point their lesbianism is masturbation…until they add another girl in the mix, cuz let’s face it, even lesbians have twin fantasies…..That’s it. To See More of These Lesbian Tits and Lesbian Haircuts Follow This Link

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Lauren Stoner’s Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lauren Stoner is some HOT ASS from Miami who has done pretty much nothing but real low level Miami based acting jobs….leading to her very own IMDB page….even though her most substantial contribution to the world was FLASHING HER FUCKING TITS WHILE TANNING ……because she’s got an amazing fucking body, and famous or not, that’s all that fucking matters in a bitch….who cares what shows she’s been on, or if she’s got money or a career, all I care about is staring at her, and knowing her desperation to become famous, you know desperate enough to become friends with the paparazzi….and getting half naked as much as possible for them to put her pics on blast, cuz blogs will write about a bitch under those circumstances….desperation is always hot….even when it is for oxygen….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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