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Babes and Donuts is the Best Car Ad Ever of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My homeboy Mark, over at COPYRANTER sent me this video…. It is some Scion ad that dropped well over a month ago, but that no one sw, because I guess Scion wasn’t clever enough to email me and offer me 10,000 dollars to post the shit, so instead I’m gonna post it for them for free, because sometimes, commercials are exactly what I want to see, you know daring enough to probably never end up on TV, but to give me some sort of hope that ad agencies are still creative, interesting and not too scared of their Christian guidlines, making them willing to get sluts half naked in a car with donuts and milk while the car does donuts… Genius. Now I need to go out and get me a fucking Scion. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Babes and Milk and Donuts is the Best Car Ad Ever of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My homeboy Mark, over at COPYRANTER sent me this video…. It is some Scion ad that dropped well over a month ago, but that no one sw, because I guess Scion wasn’t clever enough to email me and offer me 10,000 dollars to post the shit, so instead I’m gonna post it for them for free, because sometimes, commercials are exactly what I want to see, you know daring enough to probably never end up on TV, but to give me some sort of hope that ad agencies are still creative, interesting and not too scared of their Christian guidlines, making them willing to get sluts half naked in a car with donuts and milk while the car does donuts… Genius. Now I need to go out and get me a fucking Scion. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Lookin’ Down Rachel Heller’s Shirt then staring at her Ass .. of the DAy

Posted on April 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Rachel Heller. I’ve been stalking this girl on Facebook for a long fucking time, but don’t tell her, cuz she’ll end up deleting me as a friend, then I will have no way to stalk her, ruining all my fucking fun and work, planting my seed, to be her internet husband….joy to my depressing, often times pathetic life. I’ve posted some STOLEN BIKINI PICS I WANTED TO FUCK OFF HER WITH MY MOUTH before….. You’ve probably never heard of her, but she’s some future Hollywood pussy in the making, from NYC, on a TV show called Styled By June, and owner of her own IMDB page…… My friend at NOTSOMEBODY , a nobody in LA, ran into her on the street this past weekend and snapped off some pics….making me hate my life, cuz if I was there I would have totally got her pregnant, even if it was a matter of throwing a fistful of semen at her leg…hoping my shit is strong enough to climb its way into uterus. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Siri Dragged Into Nuclear Husband-Wife Argument

Posted on December 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Poor Siri. We feel for her, getting caught up in this one. Steve Jobs probably never had this in mind when he invented you … or did he? Who knew the helpful, virtual iPhone assistant was so adept at damage control? Even Apple technology has some limitations, though. In this hilarious College Humor video, a husband and wife argue so vociferously that even the highly trained, perpetually even-keeled Siri became overwhelmed … Siri Argument

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Gov. David “Dirty Dog” Paterson Will Soon Be Gracing Your Airwaves With His Own Radio Show

Posted on September 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The ex-Gov’s got a new gig! Scandal-scorched ex-Gov. David Paterson will get to turn the spotlight on others with his own afternoon drivetime radio show on WOR-AM, the Daily News has learned. “The David Paterson Show” will be announced formally Thursday at a Manhattan news conference, sources close to Paterson said. The engaging former governor has been filling in regularly for WOR morning host John Gambling since leaving office last year. An avid Mets fan, Paterson has also guest-hosted programs on WFAN sports radio. A Paterson spokesman could not be reached for comment, while WOR had no comment. The affable Paterson had a scandal-plagued tenure as New York’s first black governor and first blind governor, enduring ethical and legal investigations after taking over abruptly for the hooker-happy Eliot Spitzer. Congrats sir! We’ll probably never hear your show, but we’re sure you’ll do a great job. Source

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Lindsay Lohan Shitty See Thru of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is what you call diversion….a diversion of the most basic bottom feeding kind….you know cuz yesterday there was a video of her and a gay black, or as I like to call them a G’lack, buying a ziploc bag full of something her people are saying is quartz and meteor dust…cuz I figure coming up with the single most insane excuse makes it easier to believe….cuz I know pathological liars and for some reason the bigger the lie…the more outrageous the lie…the more people believe them cuz no one would lie about something so stupid unless it was true kind of thing…but her people still told her to go out without a bra….you know to really put those rumors to rest and I wish her people were a little more hardcore cuz I’m in the mood to see lohan pussy during a herpes outbreak…but maybe that’s just me…. What it comes down to is that Lohan, once a passion of mine, is old, tired, boring and I’m done with her…as I hope the rest of the world is…cuz I’m ready to write her RIP MOTHERFUCKER post…since she’s already dead to me. TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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LeAnn Rimes is a Swimsuit Model of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you follow LeAnn Rimes’ twitter as religiously as I do…then you will have no idea that LeAnn Rimes has become a bikini model for a bikini company who you’ve probably never heard of but who was smart enough to stroke LeAnn Rimes ego hard enough to make her feel like she’s hot and getting value out of her eating disorder and fake tits…all while cashing in on people talking about the shit making the bikini company a household name…genius marketing maybe but I’m just posting it to show girls out there that starving yourself can lead to you getting modeling jobs too…cuz eating disorders are the answer and like porn to me…cuz my wife’s on the other spectrum of eating disorder and there’s nothing good about that….and a lot good about this…enjoy…

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Drops Some Cleavage

Posted on June 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I felt I needed to post these pictures of supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley outside the Letterman studios yesterday, not because I want to promote her appearance on the show, but because she’s just too damn hot to ignore. I bet she’s never payed for an adult beverage or opened a door once in her life. Hell, she’s probably never had to pay rent either. Not that someone as hot as her should, their are rich dudes for that kind of thing. Anyhow, I love this tall drink of water… I want to climb her like a redwood.

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Ali Larter Loving Her Mom TIts of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ali Larter had a kid and nobody cared cuz she’s only been on one movie…. Well maybe that’s not entirely true cuz I guess she’s a real person with a real family and has a real man who is really screwed cuz now his woman’s got a kid, the worst kind of STD, but I guess you can’t live your life in a negative place and sometimes you gotta look on the bright side, and in this case the bright side is her front side, cuz pregnancy has finally given her the tits she’s been waiting for since she was 12, sure it came with a price, like sacrificing her stomach and ass, but at least for now she’s like fucking a new chick to the baby daddy and that should keep him around a few more months…. Not that this matters in any way whatsoever…

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JWOWW has a Book Deal of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It amazes me that someone who has probably never read a book, is now the author of a book. I am convinced that prior to this Jersey Shore bullshit, the only writing she did was on her BBM or her SMS text messages or maybe in Facebook chat or some shit….broken english…half retarded sounding in appreviations…and now she’s a fucking published author…I’d love to get some of the essays she submitted in community college when getting her hair colorist license…I am convinced it would be hysterical…but who am I to talk…I don’t have a bullshit publishing deal, I’ve never writen a book, I’m not a product of publishers struggling to stay relevant, handing out deals to any trash with traffic… It also amazes me how haggard JWOWW is…but not as much as the fact that I know she exists…before this site…these trolls would go along happily .

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