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Kelly Rohrbach Face She Made When Fucking Leo Up the Ass of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach looks like the kind of girl who uses her pussy to get ahead, like some kind of low level opportunist who fucks high level people who is now on some low level movie called Baywatch…she used to fuck Leo… I guess in her defence, all models are on some level hooking…I call it doing the same thing as street hookers, just in a higher rate hotel….with richer people who can hook them up…but it’s all the same fucking thing… I mean she looks like a stripper…her tits were designed for lap dances, but she’s clearly smarter in how she uses them… I call this face – the how she fucked leo up the ass face… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Face She Made When Fucking Leo Up the Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some more pics of Jessica Alba and her husband on Spring Break pretending to be middle aged, hot, fit and in love…. They like to pretend they are still in the marriage on a romantic level, when really it’s just a business deal that has worked out great for both of them, and if they were to ever get that divorce, it will be long after the brand “Honest” goes public, because we all know what they are doing on all levels is a fucking lie… I guess her getting knocked up to trap him worked out great for him down the line, now that they will become billionaires, I can assure you that they do not share a bedroom, but when the paparazzi come out they act like a bunch of newly weds…living the married dream that anyone married knows is actually a fucking nightmare… Meaning, they are just doing this to continue their money grubbing, business dealings, and everything about her, except her hot mom ass, is a fucking lie…even the products she sells…a lie I want to fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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#stepGIRLS and Their Mouths for FEZ of the Day

We partnered with brilliant, young, fashionable, current, amazing, lovely, mouth oriented photographer Nastia.jpg ….and dry leaf portable stylish amazing vaporizer FEZ …..and together we made some mouth art….because mouths are the most erogenous, romantic zones…because mouths are hot, not only kiss, suck, eat, lick, bite and swell up when ovulating, to seduce…but a good mouth, like good tits, is something women strive for at the plastic surgeon’s office…big lips sink ships and speak to my soul…when suckcing on a vape…being all erotic and shit…seducing me and shit…tongues everywhere and shit…without the shit because that would be gross! FOR SOME COOL FUCKING VAPES VISIT CLICK HERE The post #stepGIRLS and Their Mouths for FEZ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski’s 1800 View video of the Day

I like tracking irrelevance…especially when that irrelevance is in the form of an ego, who thinks she’s important and of value, and who charges brands a lot of money to promote their products, like a bootleg Kardashian who likely has the same plastic surgeon, because of that whole being LA thing… So Em Rata was an instagram model, who wasn’t even really that good at instagram, who cleverly did a nude shoot because she has great tits, and those tits changed her fucking life, they got her in a music video, put her on the map and got her fucked by Ben Affleck for his movie, totally legitimizing her…garnering millions of fan…not including me, since she blocked me… And now this mall brand called Express put out a video of her 14 days ago, which is a lifetime in internet terms… And it got 1800 views… 1800 people out of her “engaged”, obsessed, fan base watched the video…because no one fucking cares bitch, just keep showing us the tits.. At least, for her, she managed to trick this brand to probably bay her 100,000 dollars or more, when she converts for shit… The end is near…because she’s not even hot…she’s just a fucking lie…a lie no one believes in…except maybe her boyfriend she probably cheats on….for opprotunity…because take what your bird face can get…right…I say stick to showing us your tits. The post Emily Ratajkowski’s 1800 View video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day

Kendall Jenner is walking runway fashion shows now and I sure as fuck hope she’s doing it for free because she needs the credibility as a model and the brand figures since they family and whores and push product – it will be good for sales and social media presence… I hope the brand didn’t seek her and GIGI out as models, because they are the biggest thing in fashion, you know because they can afford the products and are the target market for the products, so wearing the products is organic..rather than hiring some Russian model who can’t afford a Toyota Camry…you know these are girls with funds…let’s use them as the leaders of the people who can afford our shit… I guess the only good thing about Kendall is that she’s showing her nipples, but also that she’s not fat, because really, modeling requires zero fucking skill and if she was plus sized doing this and pulling it off, I’d be mad, where as now I just think it’s funny how lazy people are – and how they buy into hype…but they always have so whatever… here are her nipples.. The post Kendall Jenner’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato is Exploding for Christmas of the Day

Demi Lovato is another one of these chubby popstars who realizes that pulling the fat card, or the loving their body card, means that they can eat whatever the fuck they want, and wear as little clothing as they want, because they are so secure in themselves giving this image to kids that it’s ok to have whatever body you want – even if it causes diabetes…because fuck society and their bullshit rulebook and pressure they put on you… Now just buy my records, my lipstick, my perfume..all my products to join the Demi Lovato experience as I milk the fuck out of you idiots…because I crave the calories… All these hippo-crites…that’s what I call the fatty feminsit movements… Funny, the pic she posted…is really fucking revealing…because she knows it is disgusting.. She reminds me of too much Egg Nog…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you’re into played out chicks in Christmas themed outfits because they are probably catholic, here’s Brooke Burke, who unlike Demi Lovato has a banging body, as that is her only goto mechanism and/or talent…she’s the tits from Wild On…and that’s about it…I mean…not too much there…but a great fucking body…and this chick has had a dozen fucking kids…amazing..but that face tells a different story… TO SEE THE RESt OF THOSE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato is Exploding for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner for Dazed of the Day

Kendall Jenner is being celebrated as the future of Fashion…even though anything a Kardashian does is the death of anything good about that thing….and if she’s the future of anything, it’s more reason to collectively kill ourselves or even encourage ebola’s strike on America… The fact that she’s a model, is offensive, but I get it, and the only real salvation she has is that she is tall and skinny, because if she wasn’t, the obvious hiring her because of her Kardashian fame and Kardashian fan base, of millions of people…because brands, like Victoria’s Secret know if they hire her, she’s already going to pump their product to a huge audience, meaning that if she wasn’t famous for being the sister of someone who is famous for nothing, and if she didn’t have a name and audience…and if the world hadn’t made her famous…she probably wouldn’t be in magazines…and that would probably be a good thing…because no one needs this spoiled brat trash in anything…whether you find her hot or not…she is garbage…I am sure of that… But not according to Dazed and Confused magazine…they put her on the cover…I guess because everyone wants to market their products and use vehicles like this…no matter how shit they are…to do it… I will say that Kendall Jenner can’t be the future of fashion, and if she is, fashion is dead…which I guess it should be, since overpriced clothing made in sweatshops, is dumb as fuck…it’s like spending money for nothing…on clothes you already have in your closet…idiots…you’re all idiots… TO SEE PICS OF HER ASS IN A SKIMPY DRESS CLICK HERE

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Tyrone Lebon for i-D Magazine of the Day

Photographer TYRONE LEBON , who I guess has done some shit with i-D magazine in the past…like this Cara Delvingne getting undressed from back in March… Is having his work featured in i-D magazine again, and I figure, when nudity, that includes rockin’ bush, becomes a fashion shoot, I must endorse it, since this is a fashion site…obviously…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

In case you didn’t know, it’s almost time for the most watched pre-recorded televised primetime infomerical that pretends to be an actual event of the year….the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…something you’d think would be obsolete thanks to internet porn, but where basic people, I’m talking suburbanites in lower middle class households, with low expectations, that are easily met, who are brainwashed by the media and who can’t turn their backs on the products available at their local mall or the spokesmodels hired to promote the sweatshop made shit…you know that will be under every tree this year…. And part of the pre-marketing efforts are getting pics of Candice Swanepoel trying on the lingerie to go viral…and with a body like Candice Swanepoel, she could be marketing actual shit, not just shitty panties, and I’d still be into it…because I am a pervert like that and so are you! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

In case you were wondering…the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that is going to be on TV in an hour long infomercial to get all the fat Americans brainwashed into buying Victoria’s Secret product for their fat wives this Christmas through the babes they have wearing the products…babes you all love…because that’s what they want you to do… And Izabel Goulart, Brazilian fit as fuck, amazing creature I would sing love songs to, if only there wasn’t a language barrier keeping our love from materializing, because you know it is our language is the only thing getting between us…the one thing preventing our genitals from being one – hoping I accidentally knock her up and not the fact that she’s a fit as fuck amazing Victoria’s Secret model…who gets hit up all day from top level humans…making her too cool for fat, drunk mexican dudes who run sleazy websites that 4 people read…in Canada…seriously… That said, here’s her working out prepping in ways that touch my soul…and by soul I mean penis…no wait that’s me touching my penis…but I blame this video.

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