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Christina Aguilera Looks Stuffed

Oh man, it looks like Christina Aguilera really stuffed herself well over the holidays. And I’m not talking only about her mouth. What the hell did she feed that thing?

Clara Morgane’s Sexy 2011 Calender

According to Wikipedia, Clara Morgane was a former porn star, anchorwoman, advice columnist, lingerie designer, singer and for some reason I have never heard of her. A woman with this much credentials should be universally known and not kept as a secret in France. Anyway, here is her 2011 calendar. Check it out while I go look for her naughty movies online.

Christina Aguilera See Through Top Pictures

I’m really shocked at just how quickly Christina Aguilera’s looks have gone downhill, her face is just gross, like a bitter old lady at a deli. Eww. It’s a good thing that for her fifteenth premiere of her crappy movie Burlesque she decided to at least wear a see through top so I have something other than her face to look at. It’s not exactly the greatest see through top, but I see enough to peek my interest… For now. more pictures of Christina Aguilera here

Christina Aguilera Covers Up The Lady Bits

Is it just me or is single Christina Aguilera almost more boring than married Christina Aguilera ? Here she is covering up her lady junk while she gets out of a car the other day. I for one am pretty glad that she’s covering up, if you’ve ever seen lady parts stuffed into pantyhose you know exactly what I’m talking about. Not good. Anyhow, if she’s not in a tight dress or showing off some impressive orange cleavage, I don’t really have any use for this chick anymore.

Christina Aguilera Is Not Attractive

This is the second post I’ve done today featuring Christina Aguilera and her not so attractive face, and I’m not proud of myself. It’s a good thing she’s got a decent body because she’s has not aged well. She kinda looks like one of those Hollywood old ladies who had a bit part in some movie sixty years ago and who’s been caking on the makeup ever since. You know the type. Luckily this ones got some nice boobs on her so it’s not all that bad. Close ups of her face are a bad idea. Eesh.

Christina Aguilera’s Clown Show Continues

I’m guessing that Christina Aguilera is everywhere these days because she’s out promoting some album that I will never ever hear ever. Here she is in yet another sexy clown costume outside the Letterman studios last night. This one isn’t as bad as some of the other crap she’s been wearing this week, but there’s something about a chick who reminds me of the circus that just doesn’t do it for me. Clowns are scary.

Christina Aguilera’s Sexy Clown Costume

These pictures of Christina Aguilera performing the other day are a little more like it, she still looks kinda like an older Celine Dion , but at least she’s wearing some slutty booty shorts to offset all the clown make up. I’m not a big fan of the pantyhose under the short shorts though, it just seems like a waste of time and energy to me. Don’t be shy princess, let it all hang out. She really needs to change her look, she’s getting a little haggard. Don’t ask me where, but I’ve seen trannys who wear less makeup than this chick. more pictures of Christina Aguilera here

Christina Aguilera’s Sexiness Is Dropping Fast

It might just be me but Christina Aguilera has become a caricature of her former self, her bleached hair and silly slut lipstick makes her look like a clown. Sure sometimes she’s a sexy clown, but a clown just the same. Seriously though, she used to be hot, has a good voice and knows how to move her little body, she doesn’t need to rely on gimmicky costumes like this. Stick to tiny little booty shorts or mini skirts and sweaty, slutty, girl on girl music videos and you’ll be just fine. She’s starting to look like an old Celine Dion.

More Christina Aguilera GQ Magazine Pictures

Here are some more pictures of Christina Aguilera from her nude picture spread for German GQ . I use the term nude loosely because we don’t get to see any of the naughty bits. How do the Germans always convince these chicks to pose naked? They’re a sneaky bunch those Germans. Anyhow, I get that she’s trying to reference Madonna in these pictures, but enough already, show us the real Xtina. And by that I mean her lady parts. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera Nude In GQ

Yes these are technically pictures of Christina Aguilera nude on the cover of GQ magazine, but no they’re not all that exciting. Nothing is happening below my waste, I feel like Lieutenant Dan over here. Obviously she’s going to cover up the good parts, as much as her

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