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Size Queen Charlize Theron Is All About That Long Schlong, Tells Michael Fassbender “I’ll Work With Your Package Anytime”

We shouldn’t even be surprised… This guy is a habitual swirler! Charlize “ Cobwebs On That Kitty ” Theron is can’t stop gushing about how large and in charger her co-star Michael Fassbender is! According to E!News reports : Charlize Theron may be in baby bliss, but at last night’s Human Rights Campaign gala, the gorgeous actress had one thing on her mind—Michael Fassbender’s man-parts! While accepting her Ally for Equality Award from Fassbender, Theron couldn’t help but gush over her Prometheus costar’s very impressive manhood… Referencing Fassbender’s full-frontal work in Shame, Theron quipped, “I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them.” The Oscar-winner didn’t stop there. “Your peen was a revelation,” she said to the howling audience. “I’m available to work with it any time.” On a far more serious note, Theron was honored during the gala for her advocacy work with the LGBT community. “Marriage equality is about more than just marriage,” she said in her acceptance speech. “It’s about something greater. It’s about acceptance…I will always be your cheerleader and I will always be your friend. As for her newly adopted son Jackson, the 36-year-old gushed to E!, “He’s doing great. Its very hard for me to leave the house now so you know how important this is because I was like standing at the door going, ‘Ah, this is so hard!’” Hit the flip for photos of Fassbender with ex swirly boo Zoe Kravitz and new swirly boo Nicole Beharie.

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Size Queen Charlize Theron Is All About That Long Schlong, Tells Michael Fassbender “I’ll Work With Your Package Anytime”

Pure Comedy: The Worst NBA Player Ever “JaVale McGee” [Video]

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Rumor Control: Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Says That Lam-Lam Isn’t Fired, Just Getting His Game Back In The D-League

The outspoken Mavericks owner goes to bat for one of his star players According to TMZ reports : Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban tells TMZ … Lamar Odom WILL rejoin the team after a brief stint down in the D-League … claiming L.O. simply needs to get his timing back. Cuban explains, “[Lamar] is doing great. D-League is rehab. [He] needs to get in great shape and then rejoin the Mavs.” He continues, “Know how baseball teams send a guy down to the minor leagues to get some games in and get timing back? Same thing.” “Things are going great. He is working super hard. All is good.” Do you think the D-League will help Lammy get his groove back? More On Bossip! Where’s Johnny Gill? A Gallery Of Women Eddie Murphy’s Allegedly Chopped Down Over That Ex? Joe Budden Tweets Pics Of His New Boo Thang…Thoughts? Girl Fight??? Rumors Swirl That Piff-Puffin’ Rih-Rih Ain’t Feelin’ Papa Hov Because He Gave Her Song To New-Booty Look Alike Rita Ora! Dancing With The Cakes: The Hottest Women In The History Of Dancing With The Stars

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Rumor Control: Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Says That Lam-Lam Isn’t Fired, Just Getting His Game Back In The D-League

Amber Rose Gets Clowned By Pro Hater Deena Jacobs Who Says Wiz Has No Brain Just Like Scarecrow From “The Wizard of Oz”!!! [Video]

The rise of the bulb headed bimbo ? Is this chick right on the money or trying too hard to be funny? She kinda had a point with the Yeezy stuff though, right? Like Kanye was totally so mean for making Amber Rose famous. More On Bossip! Where’s Johnny Gill? A Gallery Of Women Eddie Murphy’s Allegedly Chopped Down Over That Ex? Joe Budden Tweets Pics Of His New Boo Thang…Thoughts? Girl Fight??? Rumors Swirl That Piff-Puffin’ Rih-Rih Ain’t Feelin’ Papa Hov Because He Gave Her Song To New-Booty Look Alike Rita Ora! Dancing With The Cakes: The Hottest Women In The History Of Dancing With The Stars

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Amber Rose Gets Clowned By Pro Hater Deena Jacobs Who Says Wiz Has No Brain Just Like Scarecrow From “The Wizard of Oz”!!! [Video]

Khloe Kardashian “Why I Can’t Stand Kris Humphries…. ” [Video]

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Khloe Kardashian “Why I Can’t Stand Kris Humphries…. ” [Video]

Star Jones On The Wendy Williams Show Talking About The View “I Wouldn’t Go Back There!” [Video]

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The White Kings Gang Leader Is Looking For A Few Good Men… Do You Have What It Takes? [Video]

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In Barnyard Animal Swirling News : A Sheep Has Married A Deer in China

Must be love? Three months or so ago, reports began to surface that a sheep and a deer were carrying on a love affair at a Chinese zoo: The two animals first drew the attention of the internet back in November when pictures of the two cuddling and then copulating circulated throughout China’s social media. The male sheep, “Long Hair,” and female deer, “Pure Child,” were treated to a wedding bath and a banquet of carrots and grass with other park animals and guests. Aside from a brief hiccup when Pure Child got nervous and momentarily left the “groom” at the altar, the two eventually made their way through an “I Do Gate” constructed by staff to affirm their “love.” Despite the feel-good nature of the story, many netizens continue to dispute the veracity of the relationship as well as the appropriateness of an inter-species mock-marriage in a country that as of yet forbids non-traditional marriages. Can you imagine what those babies are going taste look like?? SMH Source Yunnan zoo More On Bossip! Whitney Houston’s New Jersey Home, Where She Married Bobby Brown, Up For Sale: Take A Peek Inside [Photos] Strange Feelings: The Most Random Celebrity Crushes That Make Us Scratch Our Heads Represent! A History Of Beautiful Women Of Color That Graced Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issues Guess Which Love & Hip-Hop Badazz Brawlin’ Banger Got The Boot At A Fashion Week Show In New York???

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*Exclusive Pure Comedy* Kevin Hart Debuts New Girlfriend “Eniko” Who Almost Gets Stolen From Him On Red Carpet! [Video]

PURE COMEDY!!!! This was at the Think Like A Man African Film Fest…

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*Exclusive Pure Comedy* Kevin Hart Debuts New Girlfriend “Eniko” Who Almost Gets Stolen From Him On Red Carpet! [Video]

“Herbie Pulgar” Here Is Crying Like He’s Been Maced Because Police Put Wont Honor His Contest Winning Drawing! [Video]

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“Herbie Pulgar” Here Is Crying Like He’s Been Maced Because Police Put Wont Honor His Contest Winning Drawing! [Video]