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“Herbie Pulgar” Here Is Crying Like He’s Been Maced Because Police Put Wont Honor His Contest Winning Drawing! [Video]

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Pure Comedy: The Many, Many, Many Hairstyles Of One Mr. Samuel L. Jackson

He’s made a lot of money off these nut-a$$ hairstyles, but damn… Samuel L. Jackson is the highest grossing actor of all time, and despite that honorable distinction he still does not take his craft for granted and continues to push the boundaries of his character’s unique hairstyles with each film he does. With the exception of a few flicks, Jackson rarely repeats his choices of ‘do Flip the page to peep the hot mess that is Samuel L. Jackson’s hair…

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Jesus Take The Scalpel! Joan Rivers Daughter Staged An Intervention After Knifed Up Comedy Queen Had 739 Plastic Surgeries!!! [Video]

SMH… Some folks just don’t know when to say when . Did you know Joan Rivers has had over 700 plastic surgeries??? According to RadarOnline reports : Outspoken TV star Joan Rivers has never shied away from talking about her plastic surgery obsession but now her daughter Melissa is saying, “enough is enough,” and RadarOnline.com has video of the family showdown. The 78-year-old funny lady and her sassy side kick sat down with Anderson Cooper for Monday’s episode of his talk show Anderson to chat about the plastic surgery intervention filmed for their new reality show, Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best. When the CNN host asked Melissa what finally motivated her to stand up to Joan over her many adventures under the knife, she replied: “I know why! Was it hard? “At one point I start to think the risk outweighs the reward, so I wanted my mom to know how I felt about it and I think I made myself fairly clear,” Melissa continued. “I also found out that most of my friends are weak and she turned them very easily.” At which point glamorous Joan chipped in: “They all said, ‘You shouldn’t do it, you shouldn’t do it.’ And I said, ‘What if I pay for everybody in this room? What would you do?’ Every single person (accepted).” “It actually became an episode about hypocrisy,” explained Melissa, suddenly taking on a serious tone. While we’re not entirely sure if she was joking or not, Joan went on to make the bombshell revelation that she had undergone a whopping 739 surgical procedures over the years. “How is that possible?” asked an astonished Anderson. “Every weekend I just go in and I do something new,” she laughed. “She has a punch card,” added Melissa. “I get a tenth one free. It’s a little like coffee you just keep going,” joked Joan. Later in the show, Joan revealed that one permanent physical change she really wants to do to her body is to get inked, and she even went to a tattoo parlor on her 78th birthday. “Melissa wanted me to just put my home number, ‘If Lost, please call Betty White.’ “I ended up not getting it because they put you in a room with mirrors and I was putting it on my a$$ and I took a look and I just got so depressed. I said, ‘Cover this right up,’ but my friend got a tattoo. I’m very proud of her. “Maybe my 79th, I’ll put a recipe on, at this age what do you put on? You put a recipe!” Currently ink-free himself, Anderson offered to come with her next year and get a tattoo too! Tune in for the full episode of Anderson airing on Monday, February 6. Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best airs on WE Tuesdays at 9/8c. This lady is crazy… Watch the video below: SMH! More On Bossip! Ladies, Can We Watch?: RihRih Asks Ochocinco’s Permission To Get In Evelyn Lozada’s Panties Lady Lovin’: The 10 Most “Lesbihonest” Cities in America (Part 2) Wait, There’s More! A History Of Slore-y “Journalists” That Showed Off Their Cakes At Super Bowl Media Day For The Ladies: The Best Super Bowl Bangin’ Baller BAWWWWDIES!!! [Photos]

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Jesus Take The Scalpel! Joan Rivers Daughter Staged An Intervention After Knifed Up Comedy Queen Had 739 Plastic Surgeries!!! [Video]

Suspect!: Need We Say More? [Video]

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Rack City Beyotch… Octavia Spencer Is Geeked To Floss Her Tig Ole Bitties At The Oscars

Racks on racks on racks, racks on racks on racks, racks on racks on racks she got racks on racks on racks! We were very happy to hear Octavia Spencer has been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her role in “The Help.” Apparently her racks are also excited because they will also be having a big night as well. “It’s numbing!” Spencer, who won a Golden Globe for her role as Minny Jackson in “The Help”, told PEOPLE of her Oscar nomination. “There were no guarantees. I didn’t think I was in it and then they said my name and it was just a sigh of relief.” Once it sinks in and she has time to congratulate fellow nominee Melissa McCarthy – “I’m just going to call her and do a drive-by today,” she says. “I’m thrilled for her!” – Spencer, 42, will have some decisions to make about what to wear on her big night. “For me, it’s about comfort and looking good for you,” she says of her approach to fashion. “I don’t need to wear a dress that a size-two woman can wear. I don’t need to show a lot of skin. I have more skin than a size-two woman!” Spencer also believes in dressing to flatter her fuller figure. “It’s just about accentuating the positives and blurring the negatives,” she says. “I want to accentuate the positive which would be cleavage – even though it’s saggy cleavage, it’s cleavage! – and give myself an hourglass.” So which designers are on her short list? Tadashi, David Meister and Adrianna Papell, to name a few. Add accessories designer Judith Leiber and jeweler Neil Lane. “I’m all about being loyal to the people who gave me free clothes for the publicity tour when there was nothing in it for them. … I love it that the other people are clamoring but when I needed something, they weren’t there,” says Spencer, who appreciates that these designers “really know how to cut for more soft figures.” “My mom always taught us to dance with the one that brought you,” she adds, “so I’m going to dance with the ones that brought me.” The 84th Annual Academy Awards will air live from Hollywood’s Kodak Theatre on ABC, Sunday, Feb. 26, at 7 p.m. ET. Billy Crystal, returning for the first time in eight years, will serve as host, for the ninth time. We loved Octavia’s character Minnie in “The Help”. If you haven’t seen the film yet, try and check it out before the awards, you will really appreciate her performance. And now ‘Tavia got us all excited to see what she wears to the Oscars! Source More On Bossip! Put On Blast: Amber Rose’s Former Publicist Goes H.A.M. On Twitter! Says She And Yeezy Broke Up Cuz She’s A Lyin’ Thievin’ A$$ Beyotch!!! X-Rated Bangers: The Hottest Black Adult Movie Stars In The Biz…Would You Wife Any Of Them? Part 4 “The Money Shot” Woosah, Woosah: Do You Live In One Of The 10 Most Stressful Cities In America? More To Love: A Gallery Of Plus-Sized Women Making It Rain…Who Would You Wife?

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President Obama Clowns About The Birther Issues With Video To Betty White [Video]

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Sh_t Cheaters Say! [Video]

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SMH: Lil’ Kim Want In On This Common Vs. Drake Beef Too???

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A Little Sunday Humor: “Stuff Black Church Girls Say” [Video]

This might be in the top five funniest of th “Isht [People] Say” series … What do you think?

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So Much For That: God’s Only Begotten Quarterback Tim Tebow Gets Embarrassed By The Patriots, Jesus Tweets An Explanation

Awww! Poor wittle Tebow . Just like that, Tim Tebow’s special journey this season concluded Saturday night. A story that transcended the game and captivated those who don’t follow the sport came to an end with one cold thud. The Denver Broncos ran into the AFC’s top-seeded New England Patriots at Gillette Stadium, and the gadget offense that launched Tebowmania was no match against 34-year-old Tom Brady, a polished postseason performer seven years removed from his last Super Bowl championship. Tebow became the first NFL quarterback to deliver six fourth-quarter comebacks in his first 11 starts, and then he knocked out the Pittsburgh Steelers and their top-ranked defense in the wild-card round last Sunday with an 80-yard touchdown pass in overtime. He was ineffective in this setting, forced to endure derisive chants of “Tebow!” There were no heroics. Instead, it was fireworks from Brady as he tied an NFL postseason record with six touchdown passes in a 45-10 victory in a divisional round game. By the time Brady threw the sixth touchdown pass early in the third quarter, Tebow had completed three passes for 28 yards. The last quarterback to throw for six touchdowns passes in a postseason game had been Steve Young in Super Bowl XXIX, and Brady didn’t pass when the Patriots got to the four-yard line early in the fourth quarter. “I have no idea [about] records,” Brady said. “We try to go out and execute offensively. … Hopefully, we can go out next week and play even better.” The Patriots ended a postseason losing streak at three games and will play host to the AFC championship game next Sunday against the Houston Texans-Baltimore Ravens winner. Brady’s NFL-record five touchdown passes in the first half — three to tight end Rob Gronkowski — staked the Patriots to a 35-7 halftime lead. The Patriots didn’t relent and Tebow was befuddled, unable to react when his primary receiver was covered. He completed only nine of 26 passes for 136 yards. He was sacked five times. So what happened? Did Tebow just panic because of the pressure? Did he get distracted during his pre-game prayer? Did some woman tempt him and break his Christian chi? Jesus offered an explanation…

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