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You Can’t Be Serious!!! Cops Believe Inmate Hid 10-Inch Choppa Up His You Know What…

Something about this story just doesn’t smell right… A man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum, according to police, who reported that the unloaded 10-inch weapon was not discovered until after the suspect had been booked into a cell in the county jail. Michael Leon Ward, a 22-year-old Georgia resident, was arrested Monday after a trooper spotted him speeding. Ward, who resisted arrest, was subdued with the help of a stun gun. A subsequent search of his vehicle resulted in additional charges for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. But it was only after Ward–who is a fugitive on a murder warrant out of Atlanta–entered the Onslow County jail that sheriff’s investigators discovered what else he possessed. According to cops, Ward, pictured at right, summoned jailers to his cell, claiming that someone was trying to kill him, and that he discovered a gun inside his cell. The weapon was found in the toilet, where Ward claimed he tossed it after finding it in his bunk Sheriff’s investigators say they are investigating how Ward got the weapon into the jail, since he had been “strip searched prior to being booked into a cell block.” The inmate, a press release notes, was taken today to a local hospital “for possible injuries that may have occurred to Ward’s rectum where it is believed Ward may have concealed” the revolver. So he snuck it in the “back door”? It must have been a Browning. We bet he’s a crappy shot anyway. These jokes just write themselves SMH Source

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Is Mitt “The Meatpacker” Romney Holdin’ That Pipe Work For The Ladies??? [Video]

“How big do ya think it is? Go ahead, take a wild guess” A C-SPAN caller asked one question about Mitt Romney that has not come up in the campaign thus far. New Hampshire Republican Party Chairman Wayne MacDonald was taking calls about the state’s primary on Tuesday. A caller named Dan prefaced his big question by saying that he used to be an assistant to the Portsmouth city manager, and knew what a big job setting up for the election was. Then, Dan asked, “Mr. Chairman, do you believe Mitt Romney has a big p****?” The question left a stern-looking MacDonald expressionless. He didn’t say a single word for a few seconds — until he broke out in a smile and joked, “I wanna make sure I heard him right.” MacDonald also failed to answer the question. Source Flip the page to see the hilarious video of the live prank call!

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Quote Of The Day: Amber Rose Says “Sorry For Calling You A Homewrecker Kimmy Cakes, But… It’s The Truth!”

Amber Rose extended a bit of an olive branch to Kim Kardashian recently by apologizing to the reality starlet for hurting her feelings. But sorry only goes so far in this case! From Page Six : Amber Rose has extended an apology to Kim Kardashian, a week after calling the reality TV star a “homewrecker” and accusing her of pursuing then-boyfriend Kanye West. But while she apologized for calling her a “homewrecker,” Rose did not refute her earlier claim that Kardashian went after West, even though the reality star was dating NFL star Reggie Bush at the time. “At the end of the day, I want to apologize to Kim for calling her a homewrecker,” Rose tells the Huffington Post. “It was something I had to get off my chest so people knew the truth. I wasn’t trying to hurt anyone’s feelings.” Pure comedy! Gotta love Amber for that one. More On Bossip! Blue Ivy Ain’t The Only One: More Stars With Guts Full Of Human Ready To Pop In 2012 Love Triangles: A History Of Men Fighting Over The Same Woman Knocked Up??? Is Eva Longoria Carrying Around A Gut Full Of Penelope Cruz’s Brother??? [PICS] What’s Wrong With This Picture? Look At All The Beckys That Make Up “The World’s Most Perfect Woman”

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ChitChatter: Don Cheadle Talks About What It Takes For A Black Man To Win An Oscar And How Obama Just Wasn’t Gangsta Enough With Jet Magazine

Kudos to the folks over at JET for one of the best cover stories we’ve read in a minute! Don Cheadle is the mag’s front man this time around and he shows his funny side in the feature, probably a good idea since he’s preparing to premiere his new Showtime series “House Of Lies” very soon. He executive produces and stars in the show about a greedy management consultant who has a cross-dressing son and a father who lives with him. Check out a few of our favorite excerpts from the story below: On His Resemblance To Conrade Murray: “(Conrad Murray) is actually my passion project. You hit it! I want to play Conrad Murray, but I want to do him in drag and somewhat mentally disabled because that’s what will get me my Oscar. Oh wait, for Black people you have to be like a prostitute or a gangster. I’ll do him as a prostitute and I’ll definitely get that Oscar!” On His 20 Year Relationship with Bridgid Coulter (the couple has 2 daughters, Ayana, 17 and Imani, 15): “We were married in a pagan ritual,” jokes Cheadle. “No it just wasn’t planned. Our first daughter wasn’t planned and it just happened. So we were like, we’re together. Are we supposed to get married now? After 20 years, I guess we could. It’s just never been a priority.” On Not Being Hollywood: “It’s not me,” says Cheadle. “If I suddenly became ‘that guy,’ it would seem ridiculous. I’ll kill a hooker or something, or get into a bar fight with Jamie Foxx. I dunno!” On Obama: “I think he inherited an impossible situation. I wish he had not been so much of a consensus-seeker. I just wanted to see a more ‘gangsta’ president. Good stuff right?!? Pick up the issue! More On Bossip! Silver Spoon Swag: Stars That Were Born Rich Already! Sneaky Geniuses: Stars That Are Wayyyyy Smarter Than They Look Gone Home To Glory: The Notable Names That Passed Away In 2011 Part 1 X-Rated Bangers: The Hottest Black Adult Movie Stars In The Biz…Would You Wife Any Of Them?

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50 Cent Explains How Beef Got Squashed With T.I… With Some Dudes Package In His Face! [Video]

Dead@the guys package in 50′s face… tell him to back back!

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Tweet Of The Day: BronBron’s Babies Have A Special Song To Cheer On Their… Mom!

We know what you’re thinking, right… Why mom instead of dad? But we thought it was kind of precious nonetheless. Savannah Brinson got all gussied up to attend Bron Bron’s game last night and apparently she has some serious hometeam fans — her sons Bryce and Lebron Jr. Nice right? Click to see what she wore…

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Baby Turns President Obama Picture Into Pure Comedy! [Video]

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Pure Ignorance!!: Air Jordan 11 Texas News Report “What If Ya Child Get AMMONIA?!!” [Video]

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A Man’s Perspective: Does Vanessa Bryant Deserve Half?

This guy thinks Vanesssa shouldn’t get half after 10 years and popping out two babies?

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