Jay Walking Black High School Student Suicidal Girl with a Knife Gets Taken from Behind JFK Airport Scare…When Cops say “Get Down”…but no one starts dancing… Group of People Electrocuted by a Pole Elevator Fail Pokemon of the Day World’s Largest Aircraft… Weird Chinese Road Rage Thug VS Woman’s Purse The post Christian Catches Hot Boxers and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Texas Woman Hides Semi-Automatic Pistol Inside Her Vagina A Waco, Texas woman might have dodged a deep bullet after hurriedly cramming a handgun with bullets loaded in the chamber into her vagina while being pulled TX police on Monday night. 31-year-old Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, was already in the back of the squad car, getting carried to the county jail after getting taken in on drug charges, when police say she confessed to officers that she had stuffed her box with a loaded .22 caliber semi-automatic Smith and Wesson pistol. Police immediately pulled over and called a female officer to the scene to complete a cavity search — after which she safely retrieved the locked and loaded coochie accessory. Police also confiscated digital scales and 29.5 grams of meth…but at least she was able to fit those things in her purse. We can understand her panic with all those drugs and paraphernalia on her, but damn! Hopefully she at least had the safety on… Waco Police Department / NYDN
Jennifer Lawrence may not have planned her nude pics being leaked, but they did work out in her favor, she got the world to see that she was amazing naked…all her nudes were good. If they hacked her icloud why weren’t any of her unflattering pics there…it must have been an inside job…that allowed the world to see she was hot, all while playing victim, allowing her to still get big movie roles and Oscar nominations and more importantly, things for big brands, like this purse company…and the flaw in all this is that she’s not naked. The post Jennifer Lawrence for Handbags of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Getting it in by any means necessary… Couple Gets Arrested, Has Sex In Back Of Squad Car Sometimes when the mood calls, you have to answer . And if that mood happens to call while you and your fellow meth-head boyfriend are under arrest an en route to the clink — then so be it. Via TheSmokingGun : After being arrested, a Wisconsin couple had sex in the back of a police cruiser, an encounter that was interrupted when a cop heard the woman “begin to moan loudly” while her legs were “touching the ceiling” of the vehicle, according to a criminal complaint. Heather Basten, 29, and Travis Husnik, 33, were taken into custody by Oconto County Sheriff’s Department deputies after their car was spotted drifting into oncoming traffic on August 3. During questioning by cops, Basten, who was driving, and Husnik admitted they had been drinking. A deputy noted that there were two open cans of Busch Light on the car’s floorboard, and that Husnik “indicated one been belonged to him and the other to Heather.” Husnik, who was on probation, was handcuffed and placed in the rear of a police cruiser. He was soon joined there by Basten, who was driving without a license and had a used syringe in her purse. Basten reportedly said that she “used to shoot up meth with it.” While subsequently transporting the suspects, Deputy Adam Zahn “observed Travis lay onto of Heather in the backseat.” The cop then saw “Heather’s legs go up touching the ceiling and heard her begin to moan loudly.” Zahn stopped the cruiser, opened the rear door, and saw “Travis onto of Heather having sexual intercourse.” The complaint does not indicate whether the lovebirds were handcuffed (though it seems likely). Husnik’s pants and underwear were around his ankles and Basten’s shorts were “hiked up.” Which allowed Zahn to “see both of their privates,” the complaint notes. Details of the couple’s autoeroticism emerged following their recent Circuit Court sentencing. Husnik, a convicted felon with a lengthy rap sheet, was sentenced to 90 days in jail for lewd and lascivious conduct. Basten, who pleaded guilty to drunk driving and disorderly conduct, was sentenced to 48 days in custody and hit with fines and fees totaling $1236. Well, that’s disgusting.
I boycott any and all award shows, only because I feel like all these motherfuckers have already won at life and most of these motherfuckers are undeserving of winning at anything. I find it pretty obnoxious to award each other on your commercial shit work, like the award matters, because idiots at home who are so far removed from the Emmy Awards think this a totally legit judging system, that isn’t paid off by the people who made the shows…from my understanding hollywood is really run by a half dozen people, meaning the people really making money off this publicity stunt, make money no matter who wins…it’s just a good way to keep actors thinking what they do is actually important and not a joke…feed the dancing monkeys ego and the Dancing monkey will keep king his dancing monkey trips, because you know, just being nominated is more than they could ever imagine…bullshit. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT BECAUSE MADAM MEOW OUR EMMY CORRESPONDENT IS TRACKING CLICK HERE How About Some Taryn Manning…for Old Times…and Memories of when she fucking hated me and blocked me off social media pre-getting on TV….Old as fuck.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT BECAUSE MADAM MEOW OUR EMMY CORRESPONDENT IS TRACKING CLICK HERE
I boycott any and all award shows, only because I feel like all these motherfuckers have already won at life and most of these motherfuckers are undeserving of winning at anything. I find it pretty obnoxious to award each other on your commercial shit work, like the award matters, because idiots at home who are so far removed from the Emmy Awards think this a totally legit judging system, that isn’t paid off by the people who made the shows…from my understanding hollywood is really run by a half dozen people, meaning the people really making money off this publicity stunt, make money no matter who wins…it’s just a good way to keep actors thinking what they do is actually important and not a joke…feed the dancing monkeys ego and the Dancing monkey will keep king his dancing monkey trips, because you know, just being nominated is more than they could ever imagine…bullshit. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT BECAUSE MADAM MEOW OUR EMMY CORRESPONDENT IS TRACKING CLICK HERE How About Some Taryn Manning…for Old Times…and Memories of when she fucking hated me and blocked me off social media pre-getting on TV….Old as fuck.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT BECAUSE MADAM MEOW OUR EMMY CORRESPONDENT IS TRACKING CLICK HERE
Elsa Hosk is pretty much the single most important model ever…at least that’s probably what she likes to think about herself, because she’s signed with Victoria’s Secret and big brands and people want to work with her, and no model likes to think they are useless, or that modelling is dumb when thousands and thousands of dollars are being thrown at her to just stand around and let people take pics of her and praise her…I mean she probably doesn’t think she’s changed, and that she’s just like her IKEA and VOLVO working…meatball eating friends…back in Sweden… But what do I know, Elsa Hosk doesn’t answer my calls, and even if she’s a bitching, snappy, annoying, egotistical, princess cunt…I approve and will carry her purse on set because she’s fantastic to look at – and in this horrible world…good looks are more important than good personality, because no one I’ve ever met has a good personality…so let’s stick with looks. Again, Like all Models BETTER NAKED
Elsa Hosk is pretty much the single most important model ever…at least that’s probably what she likes to think about herself, because she’s signed with Victoria’s Secret and big brands and people want to work with her, and no model likes to think they are useless, or that modelling is dumb when thousands and thousands of dollars are being thrown at her to just stand around and let people take pics of her and praise her…I mean she probably doesn’t think she’s changed, and that she’s just like her IKEA and VOLVO working…meatball eating friends…back in Sweden… But what do I know, Elsa Hosk doesn’t answer my calls, and even if she’s a bitching, snappy, annoying, egotistical, princess cunt…I approve and will carry her purse on set because she’s fantastic to look at – and in this horrible world…good looks are more important than good personality, because no one I’ve ever met has a good personality…so let’s stick with looks. Again, Like all Models BETTER NAKED
TMZ has released the full surveillance video of Solange Knowles’ attacking Jay Z in the elevator of the Standard Hotel in New York City. As previously reported, the assault took place on the way to a MET Gala after-party on May 5. Beyonce and Jay Z walked the red carpet of that event in good spirits, posing for photographers along the way and even faking a proposal after Beyonce dropped a ring. But some thing clearly took place soon afterwards… something that led to Bey’s sister Solange Knowles brutally going after her brother-in-law: Solange Knowles-Jay Z Fight: Full Video Punching him, kicking him and needing to be physically restrained by a bodyguard, Solange was irate at Hov for reasons unknown. Watch the video above to see Solange even smack Jay Z with her purse at one point, spilling the contents all over the floor. Following this surprising and chaotic incident, Beyonce and Solange exited the building and got into a separate car from Jay. Later on, Beyonce posted a cryptic Tweet about God and relationships . That’s great … but what the heck led to this outburst from Solange? The singer does have a history of erratic behavior. She canceled her European tour last summer amid rumors of drug use. But that’s mere speculation at this point. We’ll update this crazy story a more news breaks … 26 Craziest Celebrity Fights 1. Dance Moms: Abby Lee Miller-Kelly Hyland Fight! Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms goes at it with Kelly Hyland in this clip from Season 4 Episode 7.