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Annalynne McCord Works It On The Ice

I’m not sure what it is, but I find these pictures of AnnaLynne McCord kinda hot, even if she’s not doing anything too sexy. Maybe it’s because I’m from the north and any hottie who can skate is my kind of woman. Although that’s not exactly saying much, any hottie who can walk and chew gum at the same time is my kind of woman.

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Annalynne McCord Works It On The Ice

JoBros Miss Swiss Concert Due to Nick’s Sickness

One thing the Swiss aren’t neutral about? Jonas Brothers

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JoBros Miss Swiss Concert Due to Nick’s Sickness

Britney Spears Riles Up Fans Down Under

Britney Spears brought the Circus to town, but probably not the way she was hoping to. Fans have been complaining about the quality of the pop tart’s performance Down…

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Foxy Brown’s 10 Second Sex Tape of the Day

I just posted some Lil Kim bikini pictures and figure that I might as well throw up this possible Foxy Brown blowjob scene, not because I am a porn site, but because I am a news site….right…..Either way, there’s no way to really prove this is her, not because all black people look the same, stop thinking I am racist,, but because the quality is shit, some asshole covered her face with a caption for the fuckin’ blind and I’m calling bullshit, but I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t post it for you, not that I have a job, but we’re all allowed to pretend, especially the person who released this video.

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Shanna Moakler in her Fat Chick Dress of the Day

It’s a pretty bad sign when you have breast implants and shit looks like its sagging, it means you’ve been emotionally eating a little too much since the second love of your life’s dick got burnt off in a plane crash and you haven’t been able to fuck in months, I mean I guess that’s what’s going on here, or maybe she’s just fat because that’s what happens when Playboy and Reality TV doesn’t want you anymore, and who really cares, I know I don’t.

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Shanna Moakler in her Fat Chick Dress of the Day

Lisa “Pussyface” Rinna’s Jacked Body of the Day

I used to know a bitch who was into suction on her pussy. She made this device with a plastic cup and a garden hose that she’d but over her vagina and start sucking and one day I was lucky enough to watch. She said something it being the only way she can get off, but I’ll tell you the space creature shit that happened to her vagina under that kind of pressure was disgusting as a vagina should never be seen under those conditions, and it was the one time I couldn’t get off to a naked bitch who wasn’t my wife and the shit looked a lot like Lisa Rinna’s mouth.

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30th Annual Mooning of the Trains Event of the Day

Not only is there is an annual train mooning event, but it’s been going on for 30 fuckin’ years. Sure the turnout is almost as pathetic as one of my birthday parties, because I have no friends, and the people who do show up are just homeless lookin’ motherfuckers who have nothing better to do with their days, and I’m sure no one is really making huge bank off this shit, like it’s no fuckin’ Woodstock 1997, but the fact that it happens is pretty fucking amazing and is inspiring me to start up a useless festival of my own called “Annual Riding Drunkenstepfather’s Face Like It was the Bus” festival, but I figure the quality of pussy willing to allow that kind of thing to happen to them will make me envious of the Train Mooning event’s turnout, which isn’t saying much other than that I am a loser.

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