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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Caught Skinny Dipping In Casino Fountain In Front Of Guests

Today in crazy white folks news … Woman Swims Nekkid In Casino Fountain Those poor guests. They saw something no guests should see. According to Mail Online A young mother has been arrested after allegedly swimming nekked in a fountain inside a casino hotel. Courtney Cox was charged with disturbing the peace and public drunkenness following the incident in the Horseshoe Casino Hotel in Bossier City, Louisiana. Cox, 29, was reportedly skinny dipping in the hotel’s fountain at 10.30pm on Sunday night and she argued with officers when they tried to bring her to the police station. Hotel security guards were the ones to get her out of the fountain and put her clothes back on, according to local station KTAL. The officers actually gave her several chances to leave the situation without facing charges. They asked her once to have a sober friend pick her up and drive her home but Ms Cox then started swearing at the officers. ‘At one point she started using profanities and refused to stay still,’ police department spokesman Mark Matale told MailOnline. She was arrested after officers gave her ‘numerous chances’ to stop yelling and being belligerent ‘in front of casino patrons who were in the area at the time’ but she did not take them. The mother-of-two was then taken to the Bossier City Jail and is now out on bond. She is still awaiting her first court appearance. If she were a black woman, would they give her several chances to leave without facing charges? Facebook

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Random Ridiculousness: Asian Man Has 19 Surgeries To Look Like Superman Including Skin Bleaching!

Dayum homie . Man Has Surgeries To Look Like Superman This is the problem with society today: no one is happy being themselves. According to Mail Online When Clark Kent wanted to transform into Superman, it was a fairly simple task. He would step into a phone box, spin around and the transformation would be complete. But Herbert Chavez’s change has taken a bit longer – through 16 years of plastic surgery. The 35-year-old, from Calamba City, Philippines, has had nose jobs, skin whitening, lip liposuction, jaw realignment, pec implants and even abdominal implants to become a real-life Clarke Kent after falling in love with the TV programme aged five. He has splashed around 300,000 Pesos (£4,400) on his obsession – a fortune compared to the average 90p hourly wage in the Philippines. Mr Chavez regularly takes to the streets around his home dressed in full Superman regalia, with his hair gelled in distinctive curly fashion. He aims to teach kids good morals while also brightening their days. He said: ‘I feel like a Superhero whenever I pull on the costume, but my mission is not to save the world but to help in my own small way and bring a smile to the faces of local children. ‘I don’t have any regrets at all. People come up to me in the street all the time and want their picture taken with me. ‘They are all really excited to see a real-life Superman in the Philippines.’ Wtf? But his distinctive look has not come easily, with Herbert going under the knife repeatedly to copy every last feature of the super hero he worships – right down to his chiselled chin. And Mr Chavez admits it is tasking trying to keep up with such a ‘perfect’ person. He added: ‘If you talk about super heroes, the expectation of people is that they are flawless, they do not get hurt, they do not die. Herbert now plans to keep improving his look with more operations to make him taller and surgery to beef up his abdomen and bum. But he acknowledges that there may be a day when he has to halt the extensive surgeries. Mr Chavez said: ‘I totally don’t have any regrets. What is there for me to regret? Everything that has happened in my life has been positive and because of Superman. ‘When my body says it can not endure it anymore or when my doctor says that my body can not handle it because of age, then I will stop.’ At least we know who he is trying to look like. Lil Kim has had God knows how many sugeries and we still haven’t figured out who she’s trying to be. Barcroft India

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Stop The Domestic Violence: Terrence Howard’s Ex Says He Choked And Punched Her… “When He Gets In A Certain Headspace, It’s Scary”

Terrence this is a bad look. Terrence Howard’s Ex Says He Abused Her One woman saying you put them paws on them is bad enough, but now another ex boo thang has come forward…..where is Olivia Pope when you need her? According to The NY Daily News An ex-girlfriend who called the cops on Terrence Howard during a violent fight last year says she’s not surprised by his ex-wife’s new blockbuster claims of abuse. Pennsylvania resident May Seng Yang says she first met the Oscar-nominated actor, who is now appearing in Lee Daniels’ No. 1 flick “The Butler,” when he was separated from his first wife and dining with his kids at a local pizzeria. She says things quickly turned sexual, and they continued seeing each other even after his 2010 marriage to Michelle Ghent Howard. The 40-year-old brunette beauty shared email and text messages with the Daily News backing up her claim. Michelle, 36, now has a restraining order against Terrence based on claims he “sucker punched” and choked her in a Costa Rica vacation home during a failed reconciliation in July. The ex-wife filed new court paperwork last week claiming the “Hustle & Flow” actor physically abused her in Toronto and threatened a murder-suicide with an X-Acto blade just two weeks before their divorce was finalized on May 6 in Los Angeles. SMH. Terrence has denied ever laying a finger on Michelle and said in his own court filing that her allegations are a vengeful attempt to “ruin” his career. “I believe Michelle. I’ve seen the same behavior firsthand. He’s very likable, but when he gets in a certain headspace, it’s scary,” Yang told the News Tuesday. “He didn’t have these tendencies when I first met him, but in the last five years, he’s progressed to dangerous behavior,” she said, explaining that he was devastated by his beloved mom’s 2008 cancer death and became “depressed” over the loss. “He would say he wished he could just stop breathing,” she said. Yang’s relationship with Terrence took a dark turn on May 6, 2012, when she dropped by his Pennsylvania house unannounced. She said she ran to a neighbor’s house and called 911, but when cops arrived, Terrence claimed she was the aggressor and had a visible scratch on his face. Yang denied scratching the actor but was taken into custody, she said. Attempts to reach Terrence’s lawyers were not immediately successful. It’s clear Terrence has issues. Hopefullly, he will seek the help he needs. May Seng Yang/Wenn

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Scam Artists: George Zimmerman’s Estranged Wife Getting $4,300 A Month From His Legal Defense Fund

You knew these two were crooked. George Zimmerman’s Estranged Wife Getting Money From His Defense Fund Karma is a beyotch. All the people who supported George Zimmerman are pissed. According to TMZ A chunk of the money George Zimmerman raised for his legal defense is now going to support his soon-to-be ex-wife … TMZ has learned. According to divorce docs that will soon be filed by Shellie Zimmerman, she claims she’s getting $4,300 a month in living expenses from the Zimmerman Legal Defense Fund. The couple separated August 13th. According to the solicitation on PayPal … the fund is to be used “for George Zimmerman’s ongoing living expenses, legal costs, and fees for this matter.” Now it gets a little more complicated. George Zimmerman’s official legal defense website says, “Currently George and Shellie are renting a secure residence at a reasonable rate. Their day-to-day living expenses are relatively modest as they want to preserve as many funds as possible for an aggressive defense.” But here’s the thing. He won almost 2 months ago, and the site raised more than $300,000. He may still owe money to his lawyers, but the case is over and it’s a little weird the $4,300 a month is going to Shellie individually … not the legal team. How do you use your legal defense fund to pay your estrangd wife?

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Race Matters: School Sends Black Student Home Because Her “Afros” And “Dreadlocks” Are Too Distracting

Really? Child Sent Home From School Over Hair We don’t think the other kids cared about her dreads or afros. SMH. According to Raw Story A father in Oklahoma said this week that he was forced to pull his daughter out of classes after the charter school she was attending sent her home for having the wrong hairstyle. Terrance Parker told KOKI that he is a barber and he always made sure that his 7-year-old daughter, Tiana, had an appropriate haircut for school. “She’s always presentable,” he explained. “I take pride in my kids looking nice.” Officials from Deborah Brown Community School in Tulsa declined speak to the station on camera, but the school policy states that “hairstyles such as dreadlocks, afros, mohawks, and other faddish styles are unacceptable.” KOKI reported that the “school feels that could distract from the respectful and serious atmosphere it strives for.” “She went to the school last year and didn’t have any problems,” Terrance Parker pointed out. “It hurt my feelings to the core.” And from the way that 7-year-old Tiana wept as she spoke to KOKI, it was obvious that her feelings were hurt as well. “They didn’t like my dreads,” she said. “I think that they should let me have my dreads.” Tiana has now been enrolled in a new school, which welcomes her hairstyle. This sounds like grounds for a discrimination lawsuit. They should have been focused on educating her and not worrying bout her hair. Fox 23 Continue reading

Dave Chappelle Calls Crowd Who Heckled Him In Connecticut “Young, White Alcoholics…” Says He Wanted To Pull A Reverse Kramer [Video]

Dave said phuck CT. Dave Chappelle Responds To Hecklers Tell ‘em how you really feel Dave. According to TMZ Dave Chappelle is lashing out about the people who heckled him in Hartford, CT last week … calling the crowd a bunch of “young, white alcoholics” and saying he wanted to pull a “reverse Kramer.” Chappelle took the stage at a show in Chicago last night … and immediately went off on Hartford — where he engaged in a nasty stand-off with the crowd after several loudmouthed fans heckled him during his set. “I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States,” Chappelle said … “but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut.” Chappelle then called the crowd “evil” … and described them as a bunch of “young, white alcoholics.” “I wanted to pull a reverse Kramer and call them all crackers or something crazy like that.” Chappelle was obviously referring to the TMZ footage of Michael Richards during his insane N-bomb tirade at the Laugh Factory back in 2006. In the end, Dave says the crowd in Hartford was lucky to see him “freak out” that night — explaining, “That s**t’s like being at a f*****g tiger show the night Sigfried and Roy got their throats bit out by the tiger … you don’t go to see somebody be safe.” Remind us to never come for Dave Chappelle. WENN

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Random Ridiculousness: Man Booked Into Oklahoma Jail With Loaded Pistol Up His Azz

Damn. That had to hurt. Man Puts Gun Up His Rectum According to Mail Online A man was booked into an Oklahoma jail over the weekend with a loaded firearm concealed inside his rectum. Mark Gregory Valadez was arrested on Sunday morning on a minor city violation and transported to the Oklahoma County Jail. Authorities said that because so many people were being booked into jail at the time, Valadez was only subjected to a pat-down and wasn’t made to go through a metal detector. As a result of the lax screening, Valadez, 33, was locked up with a Derringer pistol contained a single round of ammunition inside his body cavity, reports The Smoking Gun. Authorities only learned about the weapon after Valadez, who lives in Wichita, Kansas, bragged to other inmates that he had smuggled a weapon into the jail. About 16 hours after Valadez was locked up, police carried out a cavity search on him which resulted in the loaded gun being uncovered. ‘We had our officers go up and do a search and they found a little small Derringer with one small round inside,’ Oklahoma County Sheriff John Whetsel told KFOR. You big dummy. Following the weapon’s discovery, Valadez was transported to a local hospital for treatment on injuries suffered as a result of placing the gun inside his body. According to Sheriff Whetsel, the term for what Valadez did is called ‘keistering.’ ‘They take whatever it is and up the hole she goes,’ he said. Valadez is now being held in lieu of $5000 bond, according to jail records. He was originally arrested on a city violation that has now been upgraded to a felony count of possession of contraband in a penal institution. Earlier this year, an Oklahoma woman was charged with having a loaded revolver in her vagina when she was booked into jail on drug charges. The suspect, Christie Dawn Harris, was sentenced in July to 25 years in state prison. Who sticks a loaded gun up their azz? We feel bad for the officers who had to do the cavity search. Worst job ever. Oklahoma County Jail

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Terrell Owens To Appear On Iyanla Vanzant’s Fix My Life

Bout damn time Terrell . Terrell Owens To Appear On Fix My Life This couldn’t come fast enough for Terrell. Dude cried about his struggle finances and almost offed himself. He needs Iyanla and the hand of Jesus. Hope he has better luck than DMX….

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Random Ridiculousness: Mom Distraught After She Discovers Funeral Home Put Her Son’s Ashes In A Walmart Bag

This is just disrespectful . Funeral Home Puts Teenager’s Ashes In Walmart Bag We understand sometimes you have to improvise, but he could have found something better than a Walmart bag for her son’s ashes. According to Mail Online A grieving mother in Ohio is disgusted after she found her son’s cremated remains wrapped in a Walmart bag. Nancy Bronner of Amelia, Ohio lost her 17-year-old son T.J. Mitchell last September due to a heart condition. Ever since he was 15, her son knew he wanted to be cremated when he died. So when he passed away, his remains were cremated and his ashes split among family members into four urns. But Ms Bronner was surprised when she opened her urn. ‘I just wanted to hold my baby one last time,’ she told WCPO. ‘So I opened the urn, and found Walmart bag in the urn. The funeral home had put my son’s ashes in a Walmart bag.’ She calls the act disrespectful, unprofessional and a desecration of her son’s remains. T.J. was cremated at McDaniel Funeral Home in Dry Ridge, Kentucky by Bob McDaniel, who is also the Grant County coroner. The teens remains were being split between four urns – something the funeral home doesn’t usually do – and no one in the family supplied bags for the urns which do not seal. There is no good explanation for this. In an attempt to make sure no ashes spilled out, Mr McDaniel used bags that he had on hand to wrap the ashed in the urns. He says he took scissors to the shopping bags to remove any store logos before wrapping the ashes. T.J.’s father Thomas Mitchell, and Nancy Bronner’s ex-husband, says using the Walmart bags could be in bad judgement but doesn’t believe the coroner acted maliciously. Mr Mitchell still keeps his sons remains wrapped in the grocery bag the funeral home provided. Ms Bronner has since taken her son’s ashes to another funeral home to be placed in a clear plastic bag. Ms Bronner, who says she is in therapy over her son’s death, has contacted the Kentucky Attorney General’s Office and the Board of Embalmers and Funeral Directors to complain about the funeral home. ‘I don’t care who you are, it’s not right to put a human person’s ashes in a Walmart bag,’ she said. ‘It is disrespectful. You don’t do that to a parent who has lost their child. You don’t do that to anyone. I just want to make sure that this never happens again to another person,’ she said. SMH. Photo Courtesy of Nancy Bronner

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No Love: 9 Celebrities Who Had Crazy Encounters With The Paparazzi

Being a celebrity can be hard. Some celebrities handle the attention well and some go batisht crazy. Here are 9 celebrities who had crazy encounters with the paparazzi.

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