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SMH: Young Money Rapper Flow Popped By One-Time For Attempted First Degree Murder

Isht is real at Young Money . Lil’ Wayne Associate Arrested For Murder

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Ninja Please: Ace Hood Claims His Made-In-China Watch Is Worth $60,000, Says He Fired His Jeweler

You need more people Ace . Ace Hood Explains Watch Breaking Homie, you’re ballin’ on a budget don’t front. According to All Hip Hop “When you spend a certain amount on a watch, certain things aren’t supposed to happen. My jeweler, I had to fire my jeweler. He’s definitely going through it. I spent $60,000 on that watch, man. I was just as shocked as everybody else was when it did happen. It never happened to any of my other watches or anything. I looked up. I ain’t even know what it was. I figured it was my bracelet. It wasn’t no thing, though.” “I ain’t even look at the footage. … For it to happen right then in that moment, I was like, ‘You could have happened anywhere else. I just performed. I just ripped down the stage, everything. But you chose to let it be there.’ That’s how I know the Devil be working. He be working. But we good man.” The jeweler had nothing to do with it… buying a $10 watch and pretending like it’s a $60,000 watch does.

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Ninja Please: Ace Hood Claims His Made-In-China Watch Is Worth $60,000, Says He Fired His Jeweler

Phuck Yo Sallie Mae: Girl Auctions Off Her Virginity To Pay For College

Girl Auctions Off Her Virginity To Pay For College The cost of obtaining a college education has been a much debated topic for decades, but apparently American students aren’t the only ones going to drastic measures for a degree. via Fox News A 21-year-old woman from San Felipe, Chile is selling her virginity to the highest bidder and intends to use the money to pay for higher education. The woman who goes simply by the name of “Tamara” posted the offer on Aconcagua VIP, a Chilean escort site, claiming she needed the money to pay off her university debt. “Hi, I’m Tamara, I’m 21 years old and I’m selling my virginity because I have a big debt with the school and my family can’t pay for it,” the ad reads, according to Chilean newspaper La Estrella de Valparaíso. “I need money. If not, I wouldn’t do this.” The ad included six pictures of Tamara seductively posing in her underwear, as well as guidelines for her prospective buyers. She said she will require her patron to use protection and will only accept offers from individual men —any couples, lesbians and men with fetishes will not be considered. This gives a whole new meaning to doing something strange for some change. SMH.

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Get Your Life Together: Meek Mill Ordered To Take Etiquette Classes After His Twitter Followers Go Ham On His Probation Officer

Etiquette classes Meek ….for real dawg? Meek Mill Ordered To Attend Etiquette Classes Meek, you better calm down with this silly social media isht before your dumbazz end up like Ricky Rozay and you phuck up yo bread. According to Philly.com In a contentious hearing, a Philadelphia judge on Friday ordered up-and-coming rapper Meek Mill to attend etiquette classes and provide his probation officer with details of all travel plans. Common Pleas Court Judge Genece E. Brinkley told Meek Mill, also known as Robert Williams, he must complete the classes before Aug. 4 and notify his probation officer, Treas Underwood, any time he wants to travel outside Pennsylvania. Those orders came at a probation-violation hearing for Williams, who is on probation for a 2008 gun and drug conviction. He was sentenced to 11 to 23 months in prison. Williams served eight months in jail and began five years of probation in fall 2009. Williams, a North Philadelphia native, told the judge it was difficult to detail his travel plans because many of his business activities are arranged on short notice. “I have my own record label with seven artists. . . . I do radio. I do interviews,” Williams said. Williams, wearing a gray shirt and black jeans, was accompanied by about five casually dressed men. Assistant District Attorney Nicole A. DeSantis told the judge Williams was prolific on Twitter and other social media. As a result of some of Williams’ pronouncements, she said, his probation officer had received threats from the rapper’s followers via social media. At times, the exchanges between William’s lawyer, Gary Silver, and DeSantis grew heated. At one point, the court stenographer asked them to speak one at a time. The judge said Williams needed etiquette classes to refine his use of social media and to help him explain the nature of his business to the court. She recommended that Philadelphia radio host Dyana Williams conduct the classes because of her knowledge of the music business. The judge said the etiquette classes were “more important than any concerts he might have.” Some of ya’ll phuck boys need etiquette classes… getting a woman pregnant and then leaving. Now that’s not good manners.

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Get Your Life Together: Meek Mill Ordered To Take Etiquette Classes After His Twitter Followers Go Ham On His Probation Officer

Lucky Ladies: 10 Women No One Would Care About If They Didn’t Look Good

Women Who’d Get Ignored If They Weren’t Attractive Some people get attention for being skilled. Others for their personalities. And some…well some just get noticed because they’re fine as hell. These women are just known for their looks and if they weren’t fine nobody would pay them any mind. Continue reading

SMH: George Zimmerman’s Attorney Don West And Daughters Enjoy Ice Cream And Call Rachel Jeantel “Stupid” On Instagram!

Aren’t those the same beyotches from ‘White Chicks’ Don West And Daughters Call Rachel Jeantell Stupid Just when you thought this emotional week of Trayvon Martin ‘s murder trial was coming to a close, George Zimmerman’s azzhole attorney had to fawk it up. Don West recently flicked it up with his daughters and celebrated the “stupidity” of star witness Rachell Jeantell with ice cream cones. Who knew the sweet taste of vanilla treats could leave such a disgusting taste in ones mouth? Get this guy and his daughters outta here! #JusticeForTrayvon Twitter Continue reading

911 Is A Joke: Washington Cop Popped For Choppin’ Down Poon Peddlin’ Prostitute In Exchange For Police Info

Serving but definitely not protecting… Washington Cop Arrested Prostitution Sting Yes, the place is really called “Java Juggs”…smh Via ABCNews A sheriff’s sergeant was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly having sex with a prostitution ring leader in exchange for giving her information on undercover police operations. Sgt. Darrell O’Neill, 58, of Everett, Wash., has served in the Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office for over 30 years. He allegedly had sex with Carmela Panico, the owner of several bikini barista coffee shops that allegedly provided the front for her escort service, in exchange for giving her information about a police investigation targeting Panico, according to a police report filed in Snohomish County on Tuesday. According to the report, O’Neill received sexual favors from Panico, her manager Samantha Lancaster, and other baristas. The Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office did not return a request for comment. The investigation began on March 10, 2013 when the Snohomish Sheriff’s Office received tips of lewd activity in a bikini barista coffee stands called Twin Peaks and Java Juggs, according to the report. The sheriff’s office arrested several baristas. They told interviewers about a “dirty cop” who frequently visited the stands and requested sexual encounters in exchange for information, the report said. The “dirty cop” was identified by the baristas as O’Neill, according to the report. Surveillance footage captured O’Neill visiting Panico while he was on and off-duty. “O’Neill has provided guidance to the baristas as to when the best times to ‘perform’ their shows,” the report said. ”He intentionally refrained from performing his duty imposed upon him by law.” O’Neill has been charged with promoting prostitution, official misconduct, and criminal conspiracy. Image via Shutterstock/KOMO Continue reading

Bad Gal Ri Ri Strikes Again: Rihanna Shades Kanye West On Instagram?

Ri Ri’s shading everybody. Maybe Ri Ri is mad Kanye knocked up Kimmy Cakes and is about to put a ring on it and she couldn’t get Chris Breezy to do the same. Breezy was never going to wife that non-singing, big-headed hoe anyway. Rihanna seems like a bitter island beyotch who always has a stink attitude…..good luck trying to find someone to wife you Ri Ri. Instagram

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Florida Crazies: 17-Year-Old Girl Attacked And Robbed Outside ATM By Her Mother’s Friend Who Says Incident Was A “Joke”

People just don’t give a phuck. Woman Robs And Attacks Girl According to Mail Online A 17-year-old girl from Central Florida has been attacked after withdrawing money from a bank ATM, only to realize that her assailant was a friend’s mother. Blair McCarron, of Deltona, called Volusia County Sheriff’s deputies Saturday night to report the attempted robbery. According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, the teen was returning to her car after stopping by a Bank of America ATM when 45-year-old Tammy Perras grabbed her from behind and smashed her face into the steering wheel. As the attack continued, the teen recognized the suspected mugger was a classmate’s mom and called her out. Deputies say the attack stopped and the girl gave Perras $5 to get rid of her. Perras was picked up by police a short time later and booked into the Volusia County Jail on aggravated child abuse, burglary with assault and robbery charges. The incident took place outside the Bank of America on East Normandy Boulevard at around 11.30pm Saturday when McCarron, called police to report a robbery. On the 911 call released by police, the victim described the assault, saying: ‘She grabbed me by the back of my head and hits my head on the steering wheel, and she tries to, like, jump in the car with me.’ McCarron told police that as Perras struck her, she threatened to kill the girl and steal all her belongings. At that moment, however, the teen turned around. ‘I kicked her off me, and I realized it my friend’s mom,’ the 17-year-old told the 911 dispatcher. Perras stopped hitting the girl and left after McCarron handed her a $5 bill, deputies said. The 45-year-old mother then allegedly tried to convince McCarron not to press charges against her, insisting that the entire incident was a ‘joke.’ According to the 17-year-old, her classmate’s mother told her that her daughter was unemployed and she needed money to buy diapers for her grandchild, the station Local 6 reported. ‘I’m a mom and I’m working two jobs, seven days a week to support my kid and you’re not going to come try to take something that I am working for,’ said McCarron. Perras then took off from the scene, but was tracked down by deputies to a convenience store on Providence Boulevard, where she was taken into custody. Damn. When you have friends like that, who needs enemies. We know times are hard, but plenty off moms work two jobs and don’t go around robbing people. It just shows you the things people are willing to do to survive. It won’t be a “joke” when she becomes somebody’s beyotch in jail. Continue reading

Random Ridiculousness: Florida Man Popped For Punching Disabled Dad In The Head Over Kool Aid Recipe

OHHHHH YEAHHHH! Florida Man Arrested For Punching Dad Over Kool Aid Recipe Via HuffPo reports: Brandon Antron Crosley, of Cocoa, Fla., is accused of assaulting his father after an argument about how to properly make Kool-Aid , Florida Today reported. Crosley’s father, 48-year-old Greg Crosley, told cops that his 22-year-old son was making Kool-Aid Wednesday and was “doing it wrong,” according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. Crosley said he then tried to give his son some helpful tips. Brandon Crosley allegedly didn’t take kindly to his father’s advice, and responded by punching his dad in the head two or three times before fleeing their shared apartment. The report notes that Greg Crosley has a permanent disability and uses a cane to walk. Brandon Crosley was charged with abusing an elderly person, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office. Water + Sugar+ Red = Kool Aid…. How do you mess up that recipe???

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Random Ridiculousness: Florida Man Popped For Punching Disabled Dad In The Head Over Kool Aid Recipe