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Bust It Open For My Baby? Mother Puts Ad On Craigslist Seeking Girl To Take Her Son’s Virginity Before College

This mother is sure get a round of applause from sons….. and skrippers …everywhere Mother Puts Ad On Craigslist Seeking Girl To Take Son’s Virginity A Philadelphia mother apparently wants to send her college-bound son away to Harvard University with everything he’ll need to be prepared….and without his virginity. via Huffington Post When a Philadelphia parent started a Craigslist ad with “This is going to sound strange,” the user was right. Advertising for a “sugar baby” to take your 18-year-old son’s virginity before he heads to Harvard University is pretty bizarre. The unusual Craigslist ad, posted under the title “Sugar Baby for my Son” in Philadelphia’s personals section Tuesday, requests a 19 or 20-year-old girl to casually run into the teen at an upcoming concert and show him a good time — wink, wink. (Kudos to The Daily Dot for first spotting it.) “He’s very handsome and extremely fit,” the parent assures. The only problem, according to the ad, is he’s a bit socially awkward and may be a virgin. The parent describes how the planned date will go, before getting to the remuneration. “In return I’ll make your financial issues disappear,” the ad reads, adding that those who reply should include their preferred type of car in the subject line of the email. No way to tell whether or not this is a real ad but, it’s reportedly still posted. We wouldn’t be surprised it if was though. Stranger things have definitely happened on Craigslist… Shutterstock Continue reading

Random Ridiculousness: Newlywed Couple Have Sex In Public Next To Playground With Their 5-Year-Old Daughter Nearby

This is wrong. Newlywed Couple Arrested For Having Sex In Public According to Mail Online A newlywed couple was so eager to consummate their marriage on Tuesday that they snuck away from their friends and family at the public park where they wedded and did the deed behind a nearby tree. But their risky romp swiftly ended when a police officer arrived and arrested the bride, Miaya Smith, 31, and her groom, Saint Ramirez Jr., 23. They both pleaded guilty to public indecency Wednesday and now will spend the first 30 days of their marriage behind bars. The officer stated in the arrest report that he was alerted to the tryst by three teenagers, who pointed him to a pine tree about 10 yards from a playground in Gering, Nebraska’s Oregon Trail Park and squeeled, ‘They’re having sex!’ It was around 8 p.m., but the officer noted that it was still daylight and a number of children were playing in the area. Swimmers at a nearby pool were also in plain view of the romp, he stated. The officer spotted the gyrating couple under a pine tree and drove toward them in his patrol car, then parked three feet from them. He noted that the couple ignored his presence and kept going at it. ‘Miaya had her pants off and her buttocks exposed [and she] was moving in an up-and-down motion on Saint,’ the police report reads, noting that Saint’s pants were around his ankles. The officer ordered them to stop having sex twice before they finally separated. As he directed them to get dressed, the couple laughed and told the officer they were having sex because they had just wedded. The bride also revealed that her 5-year-old daughter was nearby with family and friends. She said the girl could be left in the care of a friend while she was hancuffed and taken to jail with her new husband. The couple’s wedding ceremony, which was held at the Oregon Trail Park just before their arrest, was videotaped and posted to Facebook Tuesday evening. It appeared that about two dozen friends and family had attended. The officer had to ask twice… must have been some good peen. They had enough money for a wedding, but not a hotel room? Priorities…priorities.

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Random Ridiculousness: Newlywed Couple Have Sex In Public Next To Playground With Their 5-Year-Old Daughter Nearby

Random Ridiculousness: Mother Of Three Who Called Herself “The Queen Of IRS Tax Fraud” On Facebook Gets 20 Years For Stealing $20 Million

You big dummy. Mother Steals From The IRS According to Mail Online A mother of three, who taunted authorities to catch her as she stole about $20 million from the IRS, has been jailed for 21 years. Rashia Wilson, who pleaded guilty to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft earlier this year, admitted to stealing more than $3 million but the figure is believed to be much higher. Tampa police were first alerted to the fraud in 2010 when they noticed a drop in drug dealing in the area. As Wilson, who became known as the ‘First Lady of tax fraud’ was sentenced on Tuesday, she was denied the chance to hug her three children, aged between 2 and 12, good-bye, according to the Tampa Bay Times. ‘She knew what she was doing was wrong. She reveled in the fact that it was wrong,’ U.S. District Judge James. S. Moody Jr. said. The 27-year-old, who also pleaded guilty to being a felon in possession of a firearm, had boasted on Facebook that she was untouchable. ‘I’m Rashia, the queen of IRS tax fraud,’ the post stated. ‘I’m a millionaire for the record, so if U think indicting me will B easy it won’t, I promise you! U need more than black and white to hold me down N that’s to da rat who went N told, as if 1st lady don’t have da TPD under her spell. I run Tampa right now.’ A psychologist brought in to testify for the defense argued the Facebook post was a sign of Wilson’s bi-polar disorder, which made her liable to brag. When will people learn to not brag about their illegal activities on these social-networking sites. Ignorance stays winning. Continue reading

Grew Up Too Fast: 10 Teen Stars Who Spiraled Out Of Control

Being a teen star is hard and most don’t get to have a successful adult career. Here are 10 teen stars who spiraled out of control. Continue reading

Florida Crazies: Son Fractures His Father’s Skull And Damages His Spinal Cord By Punching Him In The Head For Cheating On His Mother

A family catch fade gone totally wrong… Son Severly Injured His Father After Learning Of Extramarital Affair A Florida man took matters into his own hands in the worst way possible when he recently found out that his married father had been cheating on his mother. via Huffington Post One punch was all it took for a son who just learned of his father’s infidelity to send his old man to the hospital. Police in Florida say that Taylor Harris attacked his dad outside an Orlando Dave & Buster’s restaurant where the family was celebrating his 21st birthday, WAPT reports. Harris, visiting from Mississippi, learned during the meal that his father, Leonard Harris, 52, was having an affair. Taylor Dwayne Harris left the table where the family was eating after seeing text messages on his father’s phone, witnesses told deputies. When Leonard Harris went outside to ask him what was wrong Taylor Dwayne Harris hit his father in the face, knocking him backward to the ground, witnesses said. The single punch caused the elder Harris to suffer a “fractured skull, brain hemorrhage and spinal cord injury,” according to the Clarion Ledger. One witness said that “she could hear the victim’s head hit the concrete three car lengths away,” according to the Orlando Sentinel. Taylor Harris is charged with aggravated battery and domestic violence. Winners never cheat…..and cheaters get mollywhopped by their own sons. Photo Credit: Orange County Sheriff’s Office Continue reading

Florida Crazies: Son Fractures His Father’s Skull And Damages His Spinal Cord By Punching Him In The Head For Cheating On His Mother

A family catch fade gone totally wrong… Son Severly Injured His Father After Learning Of Extramarital Affair A Florida man took matters into his own hands in the worst way possible when he recently found out that his married father had been cheating on his mother. via Huffington Post One punch was all it took for a son who just learned of his father’s infidelity to send his old man to the hospital. Police in Florida say that Taylor Harris attacked his dad outside an Orlando Dave & Buster’s restaurant where the family was celebrating his 21st birthday, WAPT reports. Harris, visiting from Mississippi, learned during the meal that his father, Leonard Harris, 52, was having an affair. Taylor Dwayne Harris left the table where the family was eating after seeing text messages on his father’s phone, witnesses told deputies. When Leonard Harris went outside to ask him what was wrong Taylor Dwayne Harris hit his father in the face, knocking him backward to the ground, witnesses said. The single punch caused the elder Harris to suffer a “fractured skull, brain hemorrhage and spinal cord injury,” according to the Clarion Ledger. One witness said that “she could hear the victim’s head hit the concrete three car lengths away,” according to the Orlando Sentinel. Taylor Harris is charged with aggravated battery and domestic violence. Winners never cheat…..and cheaters get mollywhopped by their own sons. Photo Credit: Orange County Sheriff’s Office Continue reading

Really?? College Administrators Tell Sex Assault Victim That Forced Sex “Is Like A Football Game….Think About What You Could’ve Done Differently”

Forced Sex Victim Says She Was Blamed For Suffering Sex Assault Victim-blaming in cases of sex assault has been widespread, controversial issue for a while now and the discussion doesn’t seem to be dying down at all, especially since forced-sex victims are still being blamed for “their part” in the attack. HuffPost Live recently hosted a discussion on the topic along with sex assault survivors on how those who speak out about being assaulted can ensure that they won’t be blamed, and one of the women made a disturbing revelation about how she was treated by her college officials when she reported the sex assault incident. via Huffington Post One in four women will [suffer sex assault] before graduating from college — a sobering statistic that all women in American universities face. While more students are coming forward with their stories, many have found that demanding justice from their college administrators is easier said than done. HuffPost Live hosted a discussion on how we can ensure that sexual assault victims who seek help aren’t stifled. During the segment, sexual assault survivor Annie Clark shared her own experience dealing with the aftermath of assault on campus. “When I reported my [sex assault], I was told that “forced sex” is like a football game, and if I looked back on it, what would I have done differently in that situation,” she told host Ahmed Shihab-Eldin. “So I was basically being really blamed for something that had happened to me.” It’s a shame that this is the type of treatment women get after making the tough decision to speak out about what happened to them. Do you think the instances of women who claimed to have been assaulted only to later be caught in a lie should dictate how authorities deal with women who aren’t lying also? Shutterstock

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Hide Ya Kids: 37-Year-Old Married Teacher Popped By One Time For Forced Sex After Chopping Down Underage Boy

Another day, another nasty teacher chopping down a student. Teacher Arrested For Having Sex With Student According to Mail Online A kindergarten teacher at an elementary school has been arrested on multiple sex crimes, including forced sex. Anessa Dawn Olive Ferguson was held at her home after police in Alabama launched an investigation following a tip off from a family member. The 37 year old is described as a mother of three who lives with her husband on Maxwell Elementary School’s website – where she worked in Duncanville, Alabama. She was indicted this week by a grand jury on charges of engaging in sexual intercourse, ‘deviate’ sexual intercourse and sexual contact by ‘forcible compulsion’ with a member of the opposite sex between the ages of 12 and 16. Ferguson was arrested on Wednesday, July 3, Lt. Andy Norris with the Tuscaloosa Sheriff’s Department said. Mail Online spoke to Lt. Andy Norris, but he is unable to confirm whether it was Mrs Ferguson’s husband who tipped off police. She was suspended from her job in December 2012 after the allegations were first investigated. Norris said the incidents did not involve any students with the school system. The documents describe the act as sexual intercourse with a victim who the defendant knew to be related, either by blood, adoption or marriage. Ferguson was booked into jail and received a $25,000 bond. Her arraignment hearing is scheduled for September 6. Ferguson is reported to have relatives living in the Geneva and Enterprise area. She refused to comment to local TV station WVUA without her lawyer present. What do you think needs to be done to stop these teachers from busting it open for students? Continue reading

People Aint Isht: 21-Year-Old Man Puts His Father In Critical Condition With One Punch After Learning Father Cheated On His Mother

One punch put him in critical condition ? Damn. Son Puts Father In Critical Condition According to Mail Online A 21-year-old Mississippi man put his father in critical condition with a single punch on Sunday night after discovering, during a family dinner, that the older man was having an affair. Taylor Dwayne Harris learned his dad, Leonard Harris, 52, was cheating on his mother and receiving text messages from another woman at Dave and Buster’s restaurant in Orlando, Florida, where the family was on vacation. Angry and upset, the son stormed outside, yelling behind him ‘you better not come out here,’ to his father. But his dad followed him into the parking lot and witnesses saw a fight ensue between the two, ending in a single punch and the older man’s head hitting the concrete with a crack. A witness told deputies, according to a sheriff’s office report obtained by the Orlando Sentinel: ‘When the victim fell and hit the concrete… she could hear the victim’s head hit the concrete three car lengths away.’ Soon after, a doctor and his wife, a registered EMT, arrived at the restaurant for dinner and when they saw the man laying motionless in the parking lot, rushed to help the victim. The couple began performing CPR on the older Harris who had stopped breathing and lost his pulse. A Fire Rescue crew arrived moments later and managed to resuscitate him before he was transported to Dr. Phillips Hospital and later to Orlando Regional Medical Center where he is being treated in the neurological intensive car unit. Taylor Harris was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm/domestic violence. The victim’s wife and suspect’s mother, Mary Harris, told officers she insisted her husband follow her son outside to check he was OK, after he left the table upset. Minutes later, Taylor Harris returned to the table and asked her to go check on his father, she said, adding that when she got back to the table the son was in tears. According to the Sentinel, Taylor Harris told his mother he left the restaurant to cool off but his dad ‘got in his face and would not leave him alone.’ The son remains held without bail in the Orange County Jail. You know an azz whoopin’ is bad when you can hear someone’s head crack against the pavement blocks away. Shutterstock

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People Aint Isht: 21-Year-Old Man Puts His Father In Critical Condition With One Punch After Learning Father Cheated On His Mother

One punch put him in critical condition ? Damn. Son Puts Father In Critical Condition According to Mail Online A 21-year-old Mississippi man put his father in critical condition with a single punch on Sunday night after discovering, during a family dinner, that the older man was having an affair. Taylor Dwayne Harris learned his dad, Leonard Harris, 52, was cheating on his mother and receiving text messages from another woman at Dave and Buster’s restaurant in Orlando, Florida, where the family was on vacation. Angry and upset, the son stormed outside, yelling behind him ‘you better not come out here,’ to his father. But his dad followed him into the parking lot and witnesses saw a fight ensue between the two, ending in a single punch and the older man’s head hitting the concrete with a crack. A witness told deputies, according to a sheriff’s office report obtained by the Orlando Sentinel: ‘When the victim fell and hit the concrete… she could hear the victim’s head hit the concrete three car lengths away.’ Soon after, a doctor and his wife, a registered EMT, arrived at the restaurant for dinner and when they saw the man laying motionless in the parking lot, rushed to help the victim. The couple began performing CPR on the older Harris who had stopped breathing and lost his pulse. A Fire Rescue crew arrived moments later and managed to resuscitate him before he was transported to Dr. Phillips Hospital and later to Orlando Regional Medical Center where he is being treated in the neurological intensive car unit. Taylor Harris was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm/domestic violence. The victim’s wife and suspect’s mother, Mary Harris, told officers she insisted her husband follow her son outside to check he was OK, after he left the table upset. Minutes later, Taylor Harris returned to the table and asked her to go check on his father, she said, adding that when she got back to the table the son was in tears. According to the Sentinel, Taylor Harris told his mother he left the restaurant to cool off but his dad ‘got in his face and would not leave him alone.’ The son remains held without bail in the Orange County Jail. You know an azz whoopin’ is bad when you can hear someone’s head crack against the pavement blocks away. Shutterstock

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