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Ridiculous Side Hustles: French Woman Offers To “Rent Her Breast-Milk” To Gay Couples’ Babies For $130 A Day!!!!

French Woman Offers To Rent Breast-Milk To Gay Couples’ Babies A lot of burning questions here …read and then we’ll discuss after! Via Raw Story: A woman has posted an offer on a French website to breast-feed babies of homosexual male couples for 100 euros ($130) a day, stirring up media interest just weeks after a divisive same-sex marriage law was passed. The post, which the website said it verified as genuine and legal, reads: “I am a young mother in perfect health, a trained nurse of 29, and I am renting my breasts to milk-feed infants.” The offer, addressed to male homosexual couples who can marry legally in France since May, promises up to 10 breast-feeds a day. The woman is mobile and based near Paris, it says. Alexandre Woog, chief executive of the e-loue website where the offer appeared, said its staff had contacted the person and had no doubt about her identity and the seriousness of the proposal, nor the legality of the service proposed. “Our legal advisers are sure of this. It’s illegal in France to sell maternal milk but this is a person proposing a service, not selling the milk in flasks,” Woog told Reuters. While France has just joined more than a dozen countries to legalize marriage and adoption of children by same-sex couples, it does not permit surrogacy or assisted reproduction for gay and lesbian couples. Reuters was unable to independently confirm the authenticity of the French breast-feed offer or the identity of the person behind it, who said in response to queries via the website that many people had replied to the proposal. “I’ve received more than a dozen requests, but only half of them were serious. The rest were from perverts,” the poster of the offer, run like all adverts under a pseudonym, said in an exchange with Reuters. 1. So how many babies will she be able to breastfeed in a given day?? 2. How will she sterilize her nipples after jumping from baby to baby? 3. Will she come in the middle of the night when the babies wake up and need to be nurse?? 4. Since selling breastmilk is illegal – sounds like she won’t be able to pump for the babies in her absence. 5. $130 a day, though???? 6. Thoughts on this??? Shutterstock

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Ridiculous Side Hustles: French Woman Offers To “Rent Her Breast-Milk” To Gay Couples’ Babies For $130 A Day!!!!

From One White Man To Another: Actor Mark Wahlberg Gives Justin Bieber Advice, “Stop Smoking The Sticky Icky”

Justin, Mark could teach you a thing or two. Mark Wahlberg Offers Justin Bieber Advice Mark has been through it all. If Bieber gets his isht together, he can be like Mark in 10 years. According to US Magazine Listen up, Justin Bieber! Mark Wahlberg has been there, done that — and more — and he has some free advice for you. In a live webchat with U.K. newspaper The Sun, the Pain & Gain star jokingly offered up a few nuggets of his own hard-won wisdom for the 19-year-old singer, who’s had a recent spate of bad press. “Justin, are you listening? Don’t be so naughty, yeah?” Wahlberg quipped in a faux British accent. “Be a nice boy, pull your trousers up, make your mum proud, yeah? Stop smoking all that sticky icky, you little bastard.” Then, taking a more serious tone, the father of four added: “He’s a kid. Let him live his life. I would hope that he would look at it like I wish I looked at it and think, ‘You know what, now is the time to be focused and to be disciplined and to be the best that I can be in this career.’” Wahlberg, 42, speaks from experience, having struggled with substance abuse and criminal charges when he was a teen. Bieber’s offenses, by comparison, don’t look so bad to the actor. “He’s a teenager living in a different day and age…I was in prison before I got a record out, and I don’t think he’s been to prison, and I don’t think he wants to go,” Wahlberg told The Sun. “He’s a nice enough kid.” That said, fame can be a slippery slope, the former rapper warned. “You’re going to be a teenager, but if you’re being a teenager in the spotlight, then you’re going to be criticized for it,” he explained, citing Bieber’s young, female fanbase. “This career can be short-lived — you might as well be the best you can while you’re doing it.” Wahlberg — who has been in talks to do a movie with Bieber — doled out some similar advice to the star during an interview with Vulture in April. “I think it’s best to put down the phone and Twitter and all that stuff, and just be a little more low-key right now,” he said. “Because they’re watching every move he makes, everything he says, and less is more. Go take a vacation.” Do you think the Biebster will listen?

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Catch Fade: Terrence “Baby Wipes” Howard’s Ex-Wife Releases Smackdown Photos, Gets Temporary Restraining Order

Somebody put them paws on her . Terrence Howard Allegedly Gives Ex-Wife Black Eye Terrence this is a bad look. What were you thinking letting the ex-wife tag along? That was just asking for trouble. According to TMZ Terrence Howard’s ex-wife filed legal docs with a graphic allegation — that the actor sucker punched her in the face, grabbed her by the neck and threw her against the wall. In the docs — obtained by TMZ — Michelle Ghent alleges the brutality occurred during a trip last week to Costa Rica. She says the fight started after she told Terrence she had no interest in firing up a relationship with him — they divorced in May. Michelle says after Terrence hit her, he glared at her and walked over to a bedside table where he kept 2 curved knives — 4-6 inches in length. Michelle says she panicked and then pepper sprayed him. At that point she claims Terrence knocked her down and then kicked her repeatedly in the head. In addition to the black eye, Michelle says she suffered contusions and swelling. And, she says, he referred to a prior warning he had given her on a trip to Bora Bora — threatening to kill her. For his part, Terrence claims in his legal docs that she made up the story to damage him, timing it for his movie premiere of “The Butler.” Terrence claims she threatened to kill him and he believes she’s serious. He also says she’s been admitted to a psych hospital in the past. Michelle got a temporary restraining order Tuesday, requiring Terrence to stay clear of her. Hit the flip to see the rest of the smackdown.

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Catch Fade: Terrence “Baby Wipes” Howard’s Ex-Wife Releases Smackdown Photos, Gets Temporary Restraining Order

Random Ridiculousness: Man Arrested After Calling 911 When McDonald’s Gives Him Six Hamburgers Instead Of Seven

Come on son . Man Calls 911 Over Burgers According to Mail Online Lorenzo Riggins proved that the customer is not always correct when he called police because his McDonald’s order was shorted by one burger. Riggins said he was hungry Tuesday night when he entered a McDonald’s in East Albany, Georgia. He ordered seven McDoubles, one McChicken and a fries. But when he got out to his car he realized that they got his order wrong: there were only six McDoubles in the bag. So he went back in and asked for his order to be corrected, but the person behind the counter wasn’t giving out service with a smile. ‘She was trying to get an attitude with me and I said I’m going to call the police,’ Riggins told WALB. Riggins carried out that threat relaying his story to 911 operators. They heard out his story, asked him where he was and asked him to wait at the McDonald’s. When officers showed up, instead of confronting the McDonald’s employees they arrested Riggins for misusing 911. ‘I called the police and thinking that everything all cool by calling the police, I didn’t know I was misusing 911,’ he said. Riggins was booked and spent a night in the Doughtery County Jail. The next morning, a judge dropped his case saying the night in jail was enough punishment for the crime. ‘It’s really not funny. It’s not,’ Albany EMA and 911 Deputy Director Jim Vaught said. ‘A person who was waiting to get a call in for an ambulance of a car wreck is having to wait – possibly.’ Vaught told KSDK that calling 911 is no joking matter, and does come with the threat of arrest if you misuse the line. ‘The thing you need to understand is that we have their telephone number and we have their voice recorded and we will turn it over to the police department and you will be prosecuted,’ Vaught warned. While he’s upset about the incident,Riggins said that it won’t stop him from eating at McDonald’s again. ‘I would like to say check your food before you leave, always be careful when you go buy food anywhere you go,’ advised Riggins. It really wasn’t that serious…..he’s on that ninja isht. .

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Ho Sit Down: Fox News Reporter Juan Williams Comes For Al Sharpton And Michael Eric Dyson, “They Want To Demonize White People”

Another Uncle Tom . Juan Williams Attacks Al Sharpton And Michael Eric Dyson According to Fox Nation WILLIAMS: Race has been the topic over the last couple weeks, but if we’re going to do this right, if we’re going to have an honest discussion among people who care about the problems inside the black community, we have to be dealing with honest brokers. Unfortunately, a lot of people in the so- called civil rights community are frauds, outright hucksters. Two of the worst: Al Sharpton, Michael Eric Dyson. Their goal: demonized white people, especially conservatives like Bill O’Reilly, so they don’t have to deal with the real problems that continue, continue to plague the black community. Making an older conservative white guy like O’Reilly a boogie man is easy for the hustlers. Confronting real problems and threats in the minority community — no. High murder rates? How about that? High dropout rates? Family breakdown? View the video here. The black community does have serious problems that need to be addressed However, it would be nice if black people with influence would stick together instead of tearing each other down like crabs in a bucket.

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Ballin’ Out Of Control: Alabama DL Dee Liner Flashes That Scrilla On Instagram

Dee is making it rain on them hoes. He said phuck saving for retirement…he’s on that ninja isht. Do you think Dee is just living his life or needs to slow it down? We hope he doesn’t take the Soulja Boy route and blow all his money while he’s young.

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Catch Fade: Two Patrons Hire Attorneys After Giving Each Other That Work In Florida Bar Brawl Gone Viral

Somebody’s head got busted down to the white meat. Two Patrons Arrested After Fight Hire Attorneys According to WSVN-TV Two patrons who were arrested after a fight at a South Florida sports bar have hired attorneys. The fight broke out following an argument between two customers and bouncers at Dirty Blondes Sports Bar, located along Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard. Video posted by a witness on Instagram shows the pair being punched and thrown to the ground by two men wearing “security” shirts. Customers Alexander Coelho and David Parker have bonded out of jail and have since hired an attorney. The bar posted a statement on its Facebook on Monday, saying in part: “While we do not condone the actions displayed in the 15-second video circulating, no further statements on what led up to, during or after the incident until we review the matter internally with all parties involved.” View the video here It’s not a good time until someone gets phucked up.

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Catch Fade: Two Patrons Hire Attorneys After Giving Each Other That Work In Florida Bar Brawl Gone Viral

Isht Hits The Fan: RHONJ’s Teresa And Joe Giudice Popped By One-Time For Money Fraud, Face 50 Years In Prison

Damn Teresa and Joe, 50 years…that’s a long time. Teresa And Joe Giudice Face 50 Years In Prison Teresa if we were you, we would leave Joe. Phuck that standing by your man crap…for 50 years, we would be happy to sign those divorce papers. According to TMZ “Real Housewives of New Jersey” stars Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe have just been slapped with a laundry list of criminal charges — ranging from bank fraud to tax evasion — and now, they both face more than 50 years in prison if convicted. U.S. Attorney Paul J. Fishman just announced the 39-count indictment, claiming Teresa and her hubby massively defrauded the IRS as well as several banks between 2001-2008. According to the U.S. Attorney, the Giudices conspired to illegally obtain mortgages and other loans from multiple banks by intentionally overestimating their incomes in order to get more money. The Giudices also allegedly withheld vital information about their net worth from a U.S. bankruptcy trustee after filing for Chapter 7 in 2009 — including Teresa’s true income from the reality show. As for tax evasion, Joe is accused of failing to file income tax returns for the years 2004-2008, during which he allegedly earned $1 million. All told, the Giudices were hit with 39 charges — including conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud, which carries a max prison sentence of 20 years, and bank fraud, which carries a max of 30 years. The remaining charges carry the possibility of even more prison time. Neither Teresa nor Joe has been arrested, but they’re both due in court Tuesday morning in Jersey. A rep for Bravo had no comment. This is what happens when these reality TV people try to keep up appearances. If you don’t have it, just admit it and stop trying to floss.

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Must Be Nice: Kimmy Cakes And Yeezy Drop $750K On Gold Plated Toilets For Their New Bel-Air Palace

Only the best for Nori’s privileged young cakes!!! KimYe are splurging bigtime to outfit their new Bel-Air crib with the finest appliances. Via Page Six reports : Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have spent just over $750,000 on four gold-plated toilets for their new Bel Air mansion. The couple have been staying with Kim’s mom Kris Jenner while work on their new mansion in LA is finished. Now that they have a completion date they have started buying furniture and fittings. Kanye has ordered six special-edition beds from the company that supplies London’s Savoy Hotel, costing $174,000 each. They are also kitting out their kitchen with almost $750,000 of Electrolux gear and a Swarovski- encrusted fridge freezer. Sounds super tacky… but hey, if they like it we love it. SplashNews Continue reading

Random Ridiculousness: Father Of Five Who Was Legally Pronounced Dead Reappears Alive And Well As Gay Man

This takes deadbeat daddy to a whole new level. Father Of Five Reappears As Gay Man According to Mail Online A married father-of-five who went missing 16 years ago and was legally pronounced dead has reappeared alive and well having started a new life for himself as a gay man. In a report broadcast on ABC’s 20/20, the man, Eric Myers, is described as having lived the American dream. The Arizona man married his high school sweetheart Anne, and they started a life having two daughters, Kirtsen and Erin, and adopting three boys from Vietnam. Things seemed to be going well for Myers, who was working for his father’s booming property business. But according to one of his friends, Myers complained about being in debt. Added to that stress was the fact that his marriage was on the rocks. Anne wanted to go to college, and that didn’t fit into deeply religious Myer’s idea of the ideal Christian housewife. Though he tried to find reasons in the bible to keep her from pursuing her education goals, he couldn’t find a valid excuse and felt trapped. They talked about divorce, but Myers wanted to do the Christian thing and stay married. Soon after, Myers attended a real estate seminar in San Diego and never came back. At first authorities suspected foul play, but they couldn’t find any evidence of a crime. Myers had completely vanished. They did find that he checked out of his hotel the first day of the conference, but kept going to the meetings. No one knew where he was or where he went. According to Myers, he was robbed the last day of the conference, so he spent the night in a seedy motel with only a few hundred dollars in his pocket. Myers said he was dealing with the stress of keeping a long-hidden secret: the fact that he was attracted to other men. Kirsten doesn’t believe that her father’s sexual orientation is an excuse for his disappearance. ‘I know a lot of people who would never do this…absolutely never blame it on their homosexuality. I don’t believe that he is capable of love.’ If he wanted to be gay, he should have admitted that and got a divorce. It is selfish to leave your daughter without a father because you’re in debt and like men. SMH. Lungmyers.com Continue reading