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Jesus Take The Wheel: Father Stabs Future Son-In-Law Nine Times, Gives Him 32 Stitches

We heard of fathers and son-in-laws not getting along, but damn. Father Stabs Future Son-In-Law Nine Times According to DNA Info Chicago A suburban man was arrested and charged after he stabbed his daughter’s fiance with a knife nine times on the Far South Side in November, prosecutors said Sunday. Claude Jones, 50, of the 2000 block of Georgetown Lane in Waukegan, was charged with aggravated battery using a deadly weapon. Jones got into an argument with his future son-in-law in the 8900 block of South Aberdeen Street in Washington Heights on Nov. 8, 2012, according to court documents. Jones struck his future son-in-law in the head, and they started fighting, Assistant State’s Attorney Christina Brewer said. Prosecutors did not give details in court as to what the two were arguing about. The victim was stabbed nine times, Brewer said. He was taken to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, where Brewer said he required 32 stitches for stab wounds to his chest, shoulders and back. His age was not available. Jones was arrested at his home and identified as the attacker by the victim on Friday, six months after the stabbing, according to court documents. Prosecutors did not say why he was not arrested until months after the incident. Judge Maria Kuriakos Ciesil ordered Jones held on $400,000 bail Sunday. How you arrest somebody six months after the stabbing? Continue reading

The Side Eye: John Legend’s Fiance Chrissy Teigen Says She Has So Much Anxiety Over Her Upcoming Wedding That She Has To Take Medication

Chrissy , girl John hasn’t set a wedding date yet. That’s a bad sign. Maybe your anxiety comes from knowing that your fairytale wedding is doomed. John Legend’s Fiance Gets Anxiety Over Wedding According to NY Daily News Chrissy Teigen needs wedding Xanax. “I have such bad anxiety that sometimes I don’t believe I’ve even taken the pill in the morning!” she said at a bridal shower thrown by Gillette Venus, which she endorses. Though Teigen and John Legend haven’t announced a wedding date, she seems likely to let that, and other details, slip sooner or later. “John had to pull me aside — and he’s never done this in our entire relationship — and he told me, ‘You need to learn how to answer this question; just say no,’ ” Teigen said. So much anxiety for your average beard. John, how you doing? PCN

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The Side Eye: John Legend’s Fiance Chrissy Teigen Says She Has So Much Anxiety Over Her Upcoming Wedding That She Has To Take Medication

Disturbing Footage: Teacher Takes Down Student And Spanks Him In Front Of Class! [Video]

That teach totally lost it! youtube khou11

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Disturbing Footage: Teacher Takes Down Student And Spanks Him In Front Of Class! [Video]

Ho Sit Down: O.J. Simpson Wants to Go On A College Speaking Tour If He Is Released From Jail

O.J. , what can college students possibly learn from you? How to kill a b**** 101? How to go to jail for stealing your own ish? O.J. Simpson Wants To Go On Tour If Released From Jail According to TMZ OJ Simpson is already planning life after jail — despite the fact that his conviction has yet to be overturned — and priority numero uno: a massive college speaking tour to line his pockets. Simpson is gunning for a retrial in his 2007 armed robbery case, for which he’s currently serving out a 33-year-sentence. If a new trial happens, and his conviction is overturned, Simpson’s time behind bars could be drastically reduced. With high hopes of getting out soon, Simpson reportedly told a source close to The NY Post that he plans to go on a nationwide college tour to make some cold, hard cash speaking about the Nicole Brown murder case. OJ told the source, “I’m excited. I mean, they teach the ‘Trial of the Century’ in school, so who better to talk about it than me?” According to the report, Simpson could make up to $1,000 per speech. Would you want O.J. teaching your kids? AP

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Ho Sit Down: O.J. Simpson Wants to Go On A College Speaking Tour If He Is Released From Jail

Prescription Peen: Doctor Advises Patient To Give Her Husband Sloppy-Toppy To Treat Her Gag Reflex

Mouth-to-meat medical advice straight from the doctor: priceless. Doctor Suggests Patient Orally Satisfy Husband To Treat Gag Reflex A California physician has been reprimanded by the medical board and continues to face backlash after one of his female patients revealed that the doctor suggested that doming her husband off twice a week would help treat her gag reflex. via Huffington Post J. Peter Zegarra, a California doctor, has been publicaly reprimanded by the state’s medical board after he told a patient to practice oral sex on her husband. The patient had expressed concerns her gag reflex would interfere with an upper-gastrointestinal endoscopy, according to CBS affiliate KOVR. The patient, an unidentified woman, complained that the Sacramento-based colo-rectal surgeon told her to practice oral sex on her husband “twice a week” prior to the procedure as a way of allaying the reflex. According to CBS Sacramento, Zegarra made the suggestion in front of the woman and her husband “several years ago.” The station also noted Zegarra had tried twice to expunge the complaint from the public record. Zegarra’s name appears on a summary of administrative actions taken by the California board of medicine in 2007. CBS Sacramento reports that a spokesperson for the state board of medicine called the doctor’s suggestion inappropriate, even if it was meant as a joke. In the words of Nelly Mo: “Aw, he just playin’…unless she gone’ do it!” Ladies, would you be offended if your doctor advised you to let your husband poke you in the mouth with his peen to treat your gag reflex? Shutterstock Continue reading

For Discussion: Police Launch Murder Investigation After 23 Men Die From Undergoing Circumcision… Should Ritual Circumcision Be Banned?

Ish is real in South Africa. Damn. 23 Males Die In South Africa From Circumcision According to Raw Story South African police said Friday they had launched a series of murder inquiries after 23 males died while undergoing circumcision during traditional rites of passage into manhood. The 23 — aged between 13 and 21 — died in various places across the country’s northeastern Mpumalanga province over the course of a week. “We have opened 22 cases of murder and one of inquest,” regional police spokesman Leonard Hlathi told AFP. One of the deaths was labelled “inquest” because the boy reportedly had an existing health condition. There have been no arrests yet as police compile statements and await post-mortem results. Ritual circumcision is common among South Africa’s ethnic Xhosa, Sotho and Ndebele ethnic groups. Deaths at so-called initiation schools in South Africa are common, with several hundred cases recorded in recent years due to bleeding and infections. Boys spend around a month in secluded bush or mountains areas for the sessions that also include lessons on the virtues of masculine courage and discipline. There are usually two circumcision seasons – in winter during the months of May through July and in summer between November and December. Government and the ruling African National Congress Party have expressed concern at the deaths which have nonetheless sparked little public outrage. Government spokeswoman Phumla Williams called on the initiation schools “to ensure that precautionary health measures are exercised during this period to minimise illnesses and death.” Minister in The Presidency for Performance Monitoring and Evaluation, Collins Chabane said he was saddened by the loss of young lives. The “loss of several young lives in Mpumalanga and elsewhere in the country is regrettable,” Chabane said this week. Maybe with support from the international community this sick practice can be stopped. Shutterstock Continue reading

Wait… What?!!? Televangelist Pat Robertson Claims All Men Cheat And It’s The Wife’s Fault When Her Husband Is Unfaithful

Jesus take the wheel … PLEASE! Pat Robertson Says A Wife’s Duty Is To Keep Her Man Faithful Via HuffPo reports: Responding to a question from a viewer, Robertson said that married men “have a tendency to wander” and it is the spurned wife’s job to focus on the positive and make sure the home is so enticing, he doesn’t want to stray. “I’ve been trying to forgive my husband for cheating on me,” the viewer writes. “We have gone to counseling, but I just can’t seem to forgive, nor can I trust. How do you let go of the anger? How do you trust again?” “Here’s the secret,” the famous evangelical said. “Stop talking the cheating. He cheated on you, well, he’s a man.” The wife needs to focus on the reasons she married her spouse, he continued. “Does he provide a home for you to live in,” Robertson said. ‘Does he provide food for you to eat? Does he provide clothes for you to wear? Is he nice to the children… Is he handsome?” Robertson also offered a little advice on the “tendency of man.” “Recognize also, like it or not, males have a tendency to wander a little bit,” Robertson said. “What you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander” or give in to the “salacious” magazine pictures and Internet filled with adult films. So Pat believes marriage is between one man, one woman and as many mistresses as he wants. Family values indeed.

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Wait… What?!!? Televangelist Pat Robertson Claims All Men Cheat And It’s The Wife’s Fault When Her Husband Is Unfaithful

Wait… What?!!? Televangelist Pat Robertson Claims All Men Cheat And It’s The Wife’s Fault When Her Husband Is Unfaithful

Jesus take the wheel … PLEASE! Pat Robertson Says A Wife’s Duty Is To Keep Her Man Faithful Via HuffPo reports: Responding to a question from a viewer, Robertson said that married men “have a tendency to wander” and it is the spurned wife’s job to focus on the positive and make sure the home is so enticing, he doesn’t want to stray. “I’ve been trying to forgive my husband for cheating on me,” the viewer writes. “We have gone to counseling, but I just can’t seem to forgive, nor can I trust. How do you let go of the anger? How do you trust again?” “Here’s the secret,” the famous evangelical said. “Stop talking the cheating. He cheated on you, well, he’s a man.” The wife needs to focus on the reasons she married her spouse, he continued. “Does he provide a home for you to live in,” Robertson said. ‘Does he provide food for you to eat? Does he provide clothes for you to wear? Is he nice to the children… Is he handsome?” Robertson also offered a little advice on the “tendency of man.” “Recognize also, like it or not, males have a tendency to wander a little bit,” Robertson said. “What you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander” or give in to the “salacious” magazine pictures and Internet filled with adult films. So Pat believes marriage is between one man, one woman and as many mistresses as he wants. Family values indeed.

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Hi Hater: Wendy Williams Says Kimmy Cakes And Kanye Will Split “30 Seconds After Their Baby Is Born”

Wendy knows how to serve that shade. Wendy Williams Says Kim And Kanye Will Not Last According to Radar Online Wendy Williams doesn’t have too much faith when it comes to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s future as a couple. The television talk show host sounded off on the relationship between the pregnant 32-year-old E! reality star and her hip hop baby daddy on Watch What Happens Live, telling host Andy Cohen that she believes they’ll split up soon after the baby is born later this year. “She and Kanye will not make and what kind of mom will she be? A single mom,” Williams stated, predicting they will split “30 seconds after the baby is born.” Williams even joked that she thinks the Kardashians are already planning the break-up and that Kim’s momager, Kris Jenner, is helping to orchestrate the affair! Williams said: “I believe right now there is probably a plan in motion and Kris is probably helping Kim and Kim is probably asking for the help.” The outspoken FOX star said she believes that Kanye, who has spent most of Kim’s pregnancy recording his latest album in Paris, is already fed up with the publicity-obsessed family. “I think Kanye’s about sick of all of it and he might think he has invested too much into this family and he is not going to win,” Williams continued. “You are not going to pull a Kardashian away from Kardashians. They just don’t really understand what it’s like to give up for other people.” Does Wendy have a point or is she just hating? Wenn Continue reading

Racism or Coincidence? Diddy’s Car Pulled Over At Gunpoint By L.A. County Sheriff Deputies

Two men, who we bet were black, driving a luxury vehicle? Hmmm… we wonder why that was cause for alarm? Diddy’s Car Pulled Over At Gunpoint According to TMZ Diddy caused a big commotion outside the most swanky place in L.A. today … well, it was actually Diddy’s car that triggered a guns-drawn response by L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies. We’ve learned Diddy had just been dropped off at the Soho House … an ultra-exclusive, private club in West Hollywood. Diddy’s bodyguard and another person drove Diddy’s $500,000 Maybach away from Soho, but they didn’t get far. We’re told someone called 911 and said someone inside the Maybach had a gun. At least 9 squad cars roared to the scene. Cops pulled their guns and ordered the occupants of the Maybach out of the car and made them lie prone on the ground, until they discovered there weren’t any guns. The street was closed down temporarily until deputies gave the all-clear. You can’t play with the LAPD. They will murk a ninja quick. GSI

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Racism or Coincidence? Diddy’s Car Pulled Over At Gunpoint By L.A. County Sheriff Deputies