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Do You Believe Him?? ‘Egyptian Popeye’ Says “I Don’t Care What Y’all Say, My Super Diesel 31-Inch Overgrown Yokes Are 100% Authentic!”

Got roids??? Via ABC News: Massachusetts bodybuilder Moustafa Ismail eats seven pounds of protein, nine pounds of carbohydrates and three gallons of water each day to help maintain upper arms that measure 31 inches around — as big as a small man’s waist. Skeptics say there must also be steroids or some other artificial means behind Ismail’s beyond-bulging biceps and triceps, and Guinness World Records is waffling on whether to recognize him. But he insists they are all-natural, the result of a punishing workout regimen he started after a guest at his uncle’s wedding in his native Egypt mocked his overweight frame. “They call me Popeye, the Egyptian Popeye,” Ismail, 24, said while working out in the Boston suburb of Milford. But unlike the cartoon character, “I like chicken, beef, anything but spinach.” It’s not easy having the world’s biggest arms. Generous amounts of poultry, seafood and shakes provide the protein he needs to fuel daily two-hour workouts in which he lifts as much as 600 pounds. He also takes mineral and vitamin supplements and drinks plenty of water to flush out his system. Then there’s clothes shopping. The rest of Ismail’s body is average, so it’s a challenge finding shirts that fit his arms without making him look like a little kid playing dress-up. Not to mention the controversy that ensued when Guinness decided to recognize him as having the largest upper arm muscles on earth and critics accused him of using steroids or other artificial methods. What do y’all think??? Watch the video below to see for yourself… AP

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Four Are Dead And 17 Injured After Train Crashes Into A Veteran-Filled Float In Texas

We can’t imagine what onlookers felt when the train struck the float. Sadly, the crash has left at least 10 of the victims in critical condition . According to The Daily Mail : At least four people have died and 17 were injured in west Texas after a freight train slammed into a parade float carrying wounded veterans for a charity benefit. The veterans and their wives were seated on the flat beds of two tractor trailer rigs that paraded through downtown Midland, Texas, for a ‘Show of Support’ banquet in their honor. As the two trailers crossed the train tracks, a Union Pacific train suddenly appeared, barreling down the tracks about 4.30pm on Thursday. The first float pulled ahead and successfully clear the tracks, but the second float, still filled with people, was smashed by the locomotive. Two people died at the scene. Two more died at the hospital. Ten of the victims are in critical condition. Eight are stable. ‘It was pandemonium at the point of impact. Some (of the veterans) tried to jump and protect each other, their girlfriends and their wives,’ Sheriff Gary Painter told the Midland Reporter-Telegram. The overwhelmed staff at Midland Memorial Hospital have begun asking the community for blood donations and set up an emergency donation center in the city, KWES-TV reports. Event organizers say 24 veterans and their spouses were on the trailers, en route from a downtown hotel to a banquet in their honor, according to the newspaper. The eastbound train was sounding its horn before it hit the float, Union Pacific spokesman Tom Lange said. A preliminary investigation indicates the crossing gate and lights were working at the time, Lange said, though he didn’t know if the train crew saw the float approaching. However, witnesses reported that the crossing arms never lowered at the intersection, leaving the truck driver and the veterans completely off guard. The parade was meant to kick off a weekend of celebration for the veterans, who were supposed to go on an all-expense-paid whitetail deer hunting trip this weekend, while their wives were treated to a weekend out on the town. Those events have been canceled as the community reels from the disaster. While we’re keeping all involved in our thoughts, we can’t help but wonder who the hell planned the parade without checking the damn train schedule!?!? Images via AP

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Did You Know? Americans Get Slizzard On The Daily And Consume Just As Much Booze As Soda!?!?

What are they tryin’ to say?!?! We all know someone who likes to have a drank at the end of a long day but cotdayum…these statistics are pretty crazy. Americans get too many calories from soda. But what about alcohol? It turns out adults get almost as many empty calories from booze as from soft drinks, a government study found. Soda and other sweetened drinks — the focus of obesity-fighting public health campaigns — are the source of about 6 percent of the calories adults consume, on average. Alcoholic beverages account for about 5 percent, the new study found. “We’ve been focusing on sugar-sweetened beverages. This is something new,” said Cynthia Ogden, one of the study’s authors. She’s an epidemiologist with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention which released its findings Thursday. The government researchers say the findings deserve attention because, like soda, alcohol contains few nutrients but plenty of calories. But a liquor trade association said the findings indicate there’s no big problem. “This research shows that the overwhelming majority of adults drink moderately,” Lisa Hawkins, a spokeswoman for the Distilled Spirits Council, said in a statement. The CDC study is based on interviews with more than 11,000 U.S. adults from 2007 through 2010. Participants were asked extensive questions about what they ate and drank over the previous 24 hours. The study found: –On any given day, about one-third of men and one-fifth of women consumed calories from beer, wine or liquor. –Averaged out to all adults, the average guy drinks 150 calories from alcohol each day, or the equivalent of a can of Budweiser. –The average woman drinks about 50 calories, or roughly half a glass of wine. –Men drink mostly beer. For women, there was no clear favorite among alcoholic beverages. –There was no racial or ethnic difference in average calories consumed from alcoholic beverages. But there was an age difference, with younger adults putting more of it away. For reference, a 12-ounce can of regular Coca-Cola has 140 calories, slightly less than a same-sized can of regular Bud. A 5-ounce glass of wine is around 100 calories. Here’s a thought. Maybe they should throw up the same calorie count on drinks as they do on everything else? LLS…do you think it’d make a difference? Images via shutterstock

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You Can’t Be Serious: Edible Deodorant Has Been Developed To “Aromatize” Through Your Skin When You Sweat…

GTFOHWTBS Edible Deodorant Claims To Smell Sweet When You Sweat It Out Via ABCNews Who needs deodorant when you can eat your way to flowery freshness? A new candy claims to tackle body odor from the inside out. “Science and nature have come together to make a functional food that leaves your skin with a beautiful rose fragrance,” reads the website for Deo Perfume Candy, which is currently sold on Amazon in the U.S. The rose-flavored sweets contain geraniol, an alcohol found in rose oil that “aromatizes” as it evaporates through the skin, according to Deo maker Beneo, based in Belgium. *Side-eyes Beneo* But smell scientists are skeptical about Deo’s deodorizing effects. “I think we can probably agree that if you eat food with a lot of aromatic spice, like garlic and curry, eventually it will work its way into your sweat and influence the way you smell,” said George Preti, a chemist at the Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia. “But no one has actually demonstrated that.” Preti said “the wonderful smell known as body odor” depends on the chemical composition of a person’s skin secretions and the type of bacteria feeding on them. “Skin glands produce food for the bugs,” he said, adding that the type of bacteria depends on the amount of oxygen and moisture in the area. “Body odor is different for different parts of your body. Your underarms smell different from your crotch, and your crotch smells different from your feet.” We’re sure there are some ladies (and men) who could benefit from some deodorant that makes their crotch sweeter… Hate it or love it??? Image via PerfumeCandy.com

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New Movie With 50 Cent & Josh Duhamel “Fire With Fire” Trailer [Video]

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Florida Crazies: Three Men Attempt To Rob A Chinese Restaurtant, But Have To Leave When The Employees Cannot Understand English!

Do you understand the words comin’ outta my mouth?!?! Language Barrier Keeps Thugs For Robbing Chinese Restaurant

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Pay Yo Legal Bills: Weezy Loses Lawsuit Against Quincy Jones III After He Doesn’t Show For Court

Guess his ‘no fly’ Dr.’s note didn’t fly with the judge. According to TMZ : Lil Wayne just lost his case against Quincy Jones III over the documentary about the rapper, and even worse for him, he lost the countersuit QIII filed against him. The jury ordered Lil Wayne to pay Quincy $2,195,000. Quincy’s countersuit alleged Lil Wayne wrongfully jock blocked the release of the film, screwing up its profit potential. We broke the story … Lil Wayne never showed up in court for his trial. The day he was supposed to testify he was a no-show because he had suffered several seizure-like episodes and was prohibited from flying. As a result, his lawyer was left to show the jury Wayne’s deposition, in which he refuses to answer questions and mocks the proceeding. Don’t crack on your own court proceedings Weezy. SMH. Images via twitter

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Put On Blast: R. Kelly Sings Out For Security On Rowdy Fan During His Concert

Don’t act all slizzard when R. Kelly’s sanging or he may switch up the lyrics and call you out during his performance. According to TMZ … When R. Kelly saw two ladies fighting over a seat at one of his concerts … he didn’t scream for security — he SANG for security … and it was all caught on tape. Kelly was in the middle of his show at the Nokia Theater in Downtown L.A. this weekend … when he noticed two female fans getting physical in the crowd. One source tells us one woman had accused the other of stealing her seat … and they were thiiiis close to trading blows. And that’s when R. saved the day … stopping his show … and breaking out in song: “SECURITY … SEC-UR-ITY.” It’s hard to hear exactly what Kelly said after that … but he definitely barked some orders to the crowd control staff and dropped a couple of cuss words … while staying in tune. Security eventually responded to the situation and escorted one of the women out of the building … thus concluding the most beautiful ejection we’ve ever heard. LLS…it is a little hard to understand but homeboy still belted out ‘security’ like it was his biggest hit. Images via WENN/youtube

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Hate It Or Love It?? Miley Cyrus Dons Nicki Minaj Costume For Halloween! [Photos]

Looks a lot like icky Nicky if you ask us!! Miley Cyrus busted out a little extra cushion in her cakes for Halloween this year when she decided to dress up as Nicki Minaj. What do you think about it??

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Transformer!: Beyond Scared Straight Exposes Halfway Thug Claiming “Rolling 60′s” [Video]

A gang affiliated inmate makes a misguided teen promise that he won’t gang bang. Aetv youtube

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