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Jesus Take The Wheel: 22-Year-Old Man Dead After His 19-Year-Old Sister Accidentally Shoots Him!!!

The two had been out drinking for New Year’s and decided to play around with a gun …posing for pics and posting them up on Facebook when the weapon accidentally went off. According to The Daily Mail : A 19-year-old woman accidentally shot dead her brother while posing with a gun for Facebook photos on New Year’s Eve. Manuel Ortiz died instantly after being shot in the head at about 6am on Monday morning. Family and friends wept as his body was carried from his apartment in Phoenix, Arizona, where the shooting took place. Police said 22-year-old Ortiz and his sister Savannah Ramirez arrived back at the home they shared on New Year’s Eve after spending the night drinking. They were with two other people when someone in the group pulled out the handgun to take photos with it. As the 19-year-old posed and played around with the weapon it went off striking Ortiz in the head, according to ABC15. He was pronounced dead at the scene. It is not known if the group knew the handgun was loaded. Police say she has been questioned and released pending further investigation in the case. Phoenix Police Sgt Steve Martos said the victim’s sister would likely be charged with manslaughter if tests conclude she had alcohol in her system. ‘Every New Year’s Eve, this particular sister is going to be thinking about this for the rest of her life on how…drinking overnight, playing with a gun and now shoots and kills her brother,’ said Phoenix Police Sgt Steve Martos. Friends said the shooting was a terrible accident. One friend who wanted to remain anonymous said she wanted to remember Ortiz as a ‘kind, funny guy he was’. ‘He was a very close friend to everybody. He was just always there and it’s sad because one second he’s here and the other he’s not.’ ‘Every time he saw somebody sad or down he would be right there making jokes so you could be happy. Even if he was just having a hard time he was always there for someone,’ said the friend. Authorities are looking into who owns the gun. On both Manuel and his sister’s Facebook pages there are numerous shots of them posing with guns and making gang symbols. SMH. This mans sister will have to live with this for the rest of her life. Stop tryin’ to impress people with your thugged out pics you post up on social media folks! Images via facebook

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Florida Crazies: FL Mad Man Murks His Neighbor With A Hammer During Sneak Attack In A Trailer Park

No love for thy neighbor? Florida Man Beats His Neighbor To Death With A Hammer A Tampa Bay man is in police custody after he allegedly snuck up on his neighbor and delivered a fatal beating inside their trailer park with a hammer. via Fox News A Tampa-Bay area man who authorities say attacked his neighbor with a hammer has been charged with second degree murder with a weapon. A Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office press release says 28-year-old Jarrett Kyle Brooks was booked into jail late Saturday. Authorities say Brooks approached Jonathan Acree from behind at a Thonotosassa trailer park, striking him in the head and neck multiple times with a hammer. Acree was pronounced dead at the hospital. The sheriff’s office SWAT team was called to the home where Brooks was barricaded. Authorities say he surrendered after tear gas was shot into the mobile home. There was no one else in the trailer. Investigators have not released a motive for the attack. A hammer?? What a horrible way to die…smh. Image via Shutterstock

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SMH: Alabama Football Player Kicked Off Team For Racist Tweet About Obama During Newtown Speech “Get That Ni**er Off My TV!!”

President Obama interrupted Monday Night Football to give a speech about the Newtown tragedies and it looks like not everyone in America appreciated it…. Northern Alabama Player Kicked Off Team For Racist Tweets Last night’s Sunday Night Football game between the San Francisco 49ers and New England Patriots was interrupted in the first quarter by President Barack Obama giving a speech at the Newtown memorial for victims of the Sandy Hook shooting. Via The Grio reports: Football fans did not appreciate the interruption and instead erupted in numerous racist and offensive tweets on Twitter. One Division II, University of North Alabama player, Bradley Patterson tweeted: “Take that ni**er off the tv, we wanna watch football!” Later in the evening, UNA Athletic Director Mark Linder tweeted that this player was no longer a part of the team. “Thx 2 everyone who brought the inappropriate tweet to our attention. @UNAAthletics does not condone. He is no longer a member of the team,” Linder tweeted. This is absolutely disgusting! The leader of our country gives a heartfelt speech to help comfort an entire nation and this idiot has the nerve to hurl a racial insult because he’s missing some football. That’s what your dumbazz gets!! Hit the flip to peep what the racists around Twitter had to say about Obama during his speech…

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Breaking News: Gunman Killed After Deadly Elementary School Shooting In Connecticut

Jesus take the wheel !!! ‘ Connecticut Elementary School Shooting A lone gunman at the center of a terrifying Friday morning elementary school shooting in Newtown, Conn., has been killed, authorities say. Via USA Today : The Hartford Courant reported that shortly after 9:40 a.m., the shooter was in the main office at Sandy Hook Elementary School and at least one victim had numerous gunshot wounds. Two handguns were recovered from the scene. Mayor Mark Boughton said several victims had been taken to local hospitals. But details were sketchy. The Newtown Bee reported that a police officer carried a seriously wounded child from the building. (The Courant also said one shooter was reported dead). Groups of students — some crying, some holding hands — were being escorted away from the school by their teachers. Some students were still in the school at 10:30 a.m., after it was placed on lock down, parents said. The school is in a residential, wooded neighborhood about 90 minutes north of New York City. It has has 39 teachers and about 650 students. A reverse 911 call went out to parents warning of an incident. Parents were being reunited with children. But, NBC Connecticut reported, police are searching the area behind the school with guns drawn. The Courant said Alexis Wasik, a third-grader at the school, said police were checking everybody inside the school before they were escorted to the firehouse. “We had to walk with a partner,” said Wasik, 8. One child leaving the school said that there was shattered glass everywhere. A police officer ran into the classroom and told them to run outside and keep going until the reach the firehouse, The Courant reported. Dozens of state troopers are on the scene assisting local police. Heavily armed police gathered in front of the school around 10:45 a.m., and a number of stretchers were set up. The school superintendent’s office says the district has locked down schools as a preventive measure to ensure the safety of students and staff. State police spokesman Lt. Paul Vance says they have a number of personnel on the scene to assist. We’ll keep you updated on this developing story… AP

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Guess Which Reality Star Princess Squeezed Her Lady Lumps In A Kini Ten Sizes Too Small? [Photos]

We hope she didn’t have another choice and just borrowed her girlfriend’s bathing suit! Shahs of Sunset star Mercedes “MJ” Javid has always been the thickest chick on the show and she’s normally got her look together. This lapse of judgement however is just unacceptable…and it’s makin’ our eyes hurt a ‘lil bit too. Images via twitter

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You Big Dummy: Man Arrested After Makin It Rain On A Raggedy Prostitute And Calling Police To Complain That She Owed Him More Time

Man Tells Police That Prostitute Still Owes Him More Time During Arrest This panty-pandering fool might want to save his money to buy a brain instead of spending it on call-girl goodies… via Yaboo News Police in Maine say a man called them to complain a prostitute hadn’t given him his money’s worth — so they arrested him. Police say New Hampshire resident Scott Pipher was arrested this week. The 34-year-old is charged with engaging a prostitute. New Hampshire’s The Portsmouth Herald newspaper ( ) reported Wednesday the police investigation started in the spring. Old Orchard Beach, Maine, police say Pipher called them March 25 to complain a woman he’d hired “shorted him by 10 minutes.” What a genius. SMH. Image via Shutterstock

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Ballerina Misty Copeland Shares Exquisite Photos From New 2013 Calendar, Working With Prince (Her BAWDY Is Bangin!)

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Great Balls Of Fire: Correctional Officers Force North Carolina Prisoners To Rub Hot Sauce On Their Jailbird Johnsons

Flaming felons anyone? North Carolina Prisoners Allegedly Abused With Hot Sauce An investigation is under way in North Carolina surrounding prisoner abuse allegations after several inmates claimed to have suffered sexual abuse involving wild snakes, bunnies……..and hot sauce….all at the hands of their prison guards. via Corrections One Prison officials in North Carolina are calling for a criminal investigation after inmates alleged correctional officers forced them to rub habanero hot sauce on their genitals, resulting in painful blisters. In July, six inmates from Sampson sent a hand-written letter to the U.S. District Court in Greensboro complaining that staff had forced them to perform numerous humiliating acts for the entertainment of guards, including stripping nude and pretending to have sex. The medium-security facility houses about 500 male inmates in Clinton, which is about 60 miles southeast of Raleigh. The inmates also reported being forced to gulp a super-hot “Exotic Hot Sauce” purchased off the Internet and slather it on their testicles, as well as being forced to grab and kiss wild snakes while working on a road crew and throwing captured bunnies in to oncoming traffic. Those who performed for the guards were rewarded with preferential work assignments, food, cigarettes and beer, the inmates alleged. Both tobacco and alcohol are banned in North Carolina’s prisons. What kind of fawkery do they have going on down in North Carolina?? SMH Image via Shutterstock

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The Side-Eye: Has Nas Been Paying Major Mula For Child Support On Seed That Isn’t His?

Sorry but we don’t believe you. You need way more people. Rumors are rapidly spreading that Nas isn’t the father of Kelis’ son, Knight. This morning we spotted a blind item on Rhymes with Snitch that read remarkably similarly to a tip we received last week and quickly dismissed. Here’s the RWS item: Once upon a time there was a young dragon slayer who hailed from Queens Bridge. This fabled dragon slayer slayed dragons twice his size with ease, though he never quite reached the heights of the dragons he has slain. But that’s not what this tale is about… There are whispers in the Kingdom that Young Slayer might not be the true sire of his dear beloved progeny. Scandalmongers have been sharing tales about a certain husky lover taken by Young Slayer’s former fair maiden who may indeed be the actual seed spiller. Fair maiden’s husky lover has now, by the way, moved on to a child of destiny. And here is the info we were sent: Kelis is keeping a secret. The father of her son is former football player Wale Ogunleye not Nasir Jones. After adult freaky tape allegations leaked featuring Kelis and a man other than her husband she decided to become pregnant to save her failing marriage. She though it would take a few months for her to conceive but she was pregnant within a month. She and Ogunleye were having an affair and things happened so quick she was uncertain of the child’s paternity. That’s why she refused to allow Nas into the delivery room and refuses to allow him to visit her son without her or the nanny. Her son has striking features he inherited from his biological father who is of Nigerian decent. She just recently purchased a foreclosure in Glendale California, and is desperately seeking a sponsor. She fears losing another property she has had two foreclosures and two evictions since her divorce. Ogunleye has since upgraded and is now dating Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child. Here’s a photo of Ogunleye who did date Kelis back in 2010 . Sorry but we’re calling bullisht on this one right out the gate. There is NO WAY in hell after all the legal hoops these two have jumped through that Nas didn’t have that baby DNA tested. Whoever is spreading these rumors needs to get a life.

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Pure Comedy: Impersonator Arrested On Site After Trying To Visit King Edward Wearing Prince William Face Mask

Prince William Impersonator Arrested After Trying To Visit King Edward A man in London will have an interesting story to tell the police after he was popped for attempting to visit King Edward in the hospital wearing this Prince William “disguise.” Gee, we wonder how in the world they could tell that it wasn’t him…SMH. SplashNews

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