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Kush Chronic-les: Breezy Fails His Drug Test And Shows Up Positive For That Sticky-Icky In Court

Breezy’s drug test came back positive when he checked in with the Judge today … Homeboy actually got off pretty easy, especially considering that he was in a Virgina court of law. With little more than a slap on the wrist and a “stern” warning, Chris wrapped things up in less than an hour and took his medical mary jane card with him. According to TMZ… Chris Brown tested positive for mary jane recently in Virginia, where smoking green is illegal, but the judge said she would NOT revoke his probation. Chris was just in court for a probation progress report hearing in his felony battery of Rihanna — and according to probation report docs … Brown failed a drug test on June 18 in Virginia, where he was fulfilling his court ordered community service. According to probation report, Chris told his probation officer he had smoked in California — where he has a medical sticky-icky prescription — and then failed the test in Virginia, where herb is illegal … prescription or no prescription. Judge Patricia Schnegg said she never ordered Brown to undergo mandatory drug testing as part of his probation, so she cut him a break … this time … letting him off with a stern reminder to obey all laws. Schnegg also ordered Brown’s entire case moved back to California because that’s where he lives now. Judge Schnegg also ordered Brown to meet with his probation officer within 72 hours to sort out a discrepancy in community service hours — prosecutors say he had 121 hours left to complete as of August 15th, but Chris’ attorney, Mark Geragos insists he has less than that on his tab. We’re just wondering who the hell lights up a couple months before they’ve got court to go to for a probation hearing?? Guess God really heard those thoughts and prayers from his ex-boo-thang Rih Rih. Images via gettyimages

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Faces Prison Time After Man Dies From Illegal Silicone Shlong Injection

Woman Charged For Administering Fatal Silicone Injection Into Man’s Shlong Sometimes it just pays to be satisfied with the pint-sized peen that you were born with…. A New Jersey woman has pleaded not guilty to second-degree reckless manslaughter on Tuesday, more than a year after the man on whom she allegedly performed a penis enhancement procedure died, The Star-Ledger reports. Kasia Rivera, 35, of East Orange, who has no medical training, allegedly injected silicone into the petite peen of 22-year-old Justin Street at her home on May 5, 2011. The substance reportedly went directly into his blood stream, shutting down his organs. He died the next day. She was charged in December after a local coroner ruled his death a suicide. A grand jury indicted Rivera last month. If convicted, she could face ten years behind bars. Though it has not been confirmed, Rivera looks as though she has undergone surgical procedures on her face that she performed herself or someone else. Essex County Assistant Prosecutor William Neafsey said that, while he doesn’t believe she meant for Street to die, Rivera’s actions were responsible for his death. SMH. We’re speechless. Source Image via Shutterstock

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Random Ridiculousness: Man Says He’s Too “Racist And Homophobic” To Be A Juror, Faces Prosecution

Man Says He’s Too “Racist And Homophobic” To Be A Juror Wow. People will try anything to get out of jury duty!! A WOULD-BE juror faces prosecution after he claimed he was unable to serve at Southampton Crown Court due to “extreme homophobic and racist views”. A letter written by the man was read out in court after he was selected to serve on the jury in the case of a man who was on trial for assault and dangerous driving. Presiding Judge Gary Burrell QC read the letter out in open court in which the man, who the Daily Echo cannot name for legal reasons, said his extreme views made it impossible for him to be impartial. He wrote: “I strongly believe that it would be a serious injustice to the legal system to select me for jury service. “I hold extreme prejudices against homosexuals and black/foreign people and couldn’t possibly be impartial if either appeared in court. Therefore it would not be in the court’s interest to have me a juror.” He added that in his eagerness to bring any case to a swift conclusion, he would simply vote with the majority and not give his true opinion. He concluded: “I would be more than happy to speak to a judge regarding my personal views regarding the legal system which I do not hold in high regard.” Prosecuting and defence barristers Rebecca Austin and Robert Bryan lodged a challenge to him as a juror. When questioned by Judge Burrell about whether these were his true beliefs he confirmed they were and added that he didn’t think he had the right to “judge anyone”. Judge Burrell said: “If you do genuinely hold these views then you are someone who should not be on the jury and I question whether you should be doing anything responsible in society at all.” The man, who was escorted from the court, was warned he now faced prosecution under the Contempt of Court act for failing to serve on a jury as Judge Burrell would be writing to the Attorney General about the case. SMH. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done to get out of jury duty?? Source

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What The Hell? Woman Hit With Felony Charge After She Beats Man With His Own Prosthetic Leg During Child Custody Dispute

Woman Beats Man With Prosthetic Leg Over Custody Dispute A custody dispute between Florida couple took a strange turn when the child’s mother allegedly attacked the father with his own prosthetic leg. The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office has arrested a woman on multiple felony charges in connection with a domestic-violence related incident in Baker on August 27, after they say she beat her ex-boyfriend with his prosthetic leg. The victim, 25-year old Brandon Fleming says Jadian Faye-Marie Hatfield, 23, the mother of his two year old son, agreed to share custody and exchange the child every two weeks. He says on August 27, Hatfield told him via text messages she was tired of him and would put him six feet under. Fleming told the deputy that around 11 p.m., Hatfield came to his home and said she was getting the child. He said no and went to call the Sheriff’s Office. Fleming says Hatfield then took the child out a bedroom window and when he went outside to get the boy out of the back seat of a car, two men grabbed him and began fighting with him. Fleming told the deputy that during that physical altercation, Hatfield came up behind him, pulled off his prosthetic leg and began striking him with it. He says Hatfield then reached into the front of the car, pulled out a 12 gauge shotgun and pointed it at him, saying she’d kill him if he didn’t let her leave with the child. Hatfield, the child, and the two men then drove off. Hopefully they can still “kick it” sometime for the child’s sake. On a side note, this is not the first time something like this has made headlines … Source

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Pure Comedy: Drunk Gramps Dancing In The Stands Busts His Azz And Whole Head Wide Open! [Video]

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Ohio Nurse “Accidentally” Throws Kidney That Was To Be Used For A Transplant In The Trash

Donated Kidney Thrown In The Trash At Ohio Hospital Hopefully they fired the broad for doing something as stupid as this… An Ohio nurse accidentally put a kidney in the trash, prompting the University of Toledo Medical Center to suspend its live donor program as it investigates the incident. Doctors tried to resuscitate the kidney, which came from a live donor, but it was rendered unusable. “We cannot fathom the disappointment that those impacted have experienced over the course of the last week. The University cannot begin to express the sorrow that we feel that this unfortunate incident occurred. We apologize sincerely,” Dr. Jeffery P. Gold, University of Toledo chancellor and dean of the College of Medicine, said in a statement. The hospital has voluntarily suspended its live kidney donor program and has placed two nurses on paid administrative leave while it investigates the incident. “[We are] in the process of assessing how this situation occurred and we are committed to ensuring safeguards are put in place to prevent such an incident from ever happening again,” Gold said, adding that the hospital was getting help from experts inside and outside the institution. The University of Toledo Medical Center has performed more than 1,700 renal transplants since it began in 1972, with a 98 percent success rate, according to the hospital. A spokesperson said the transplant program is expected to reopen in the next few weeks. Source

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No Respect: Monument To Be Built Honoring The Triple K Clan Leader In The Home City Of The Civil Rights Movement!

Talk about a smack in the face! Monument Honoring Prominent White Supremacist Group Leader To Be Built Citizens in Selma, AL are furious after learning that the city is in talks to build a monument honoring the first leader of the most openly racist group in American history . For anyone who still believes we live in a “post-racial” society, the city of Selma, Ala., is planning to erect a monument honoring Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest, also known as the first Grand Wizard Of the *Klew Klucks Khlan* according to Change.org. The decision to build a monument to the founder isn’t sitting well with many local citizens. Selma community activist Malika Sanders-Fortier, who created the petition on Change.org after hearing about the monument, noted the city’s historical links to the Civil Rights Movement in a letter to the Selma City Council, which has expressed support for the plan: “People know Selma, Alabama, as the city where Dr. [Martin L.] King [Jr.] fought for civil rights,” Fortier wrote. “The Selma City Council has no business allowing that the city’s history and the memory of those who fought for civil rights to be smeared in this way.” “Nathan Bedford Forrest led his troops to kill Black soldiers who had surrendered,” said Alabama State Senator Hank Sanders in an interview with the Daily Agenda. “He killed women and children. That would be enough alone that you would not have this monument built.” Interestingly enough, this wouldn’t be the first state to offer its respects to Forrest: The state of Tennessee currently has 32 historical markers in his name and also named July 13th, Forrest’s birthday, Nathan Bedford Forrest Day. In Mississippi, Governor Haley Barbour refused demands from the NACCP to ban the issuing of vanity plates honoring Forrest. Building ANYTHING to honor a man responsible for the deliberate deaths of innocent children, among other things , is shameful, disrespectful and inhumane. Hopefully Selma city officials come to their senses and put a stop to this. SMH! Source

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Knock It Off: U.S. Customs Seized $18 Million Dollars Worth Of Fugazi “Red Bottoms” From China

U.S. Customs Seized $18 Million Dollars Worth Of Fake “Red Bottoms” Made In China SMH. If your “Louboutins” say “made in China” then there’s something wrong! Customs agents in Los Angeles seized 20,457 pairs of fake Christian Louboutin shoes shipped from China, U.S. officials said Thursday. The counterfeit lacquered “red sole” shoes, an icon in women’s fashion, could have brought $18 million if they had reached the online and underworld market, according to U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials. “CBP maintains an aggressive and proactive posture on intercepting shipments containing counterfeit and pirated items,” CBP Director of Field Operations in Los Angeles Todd C. Owen said. Five shipments were seized at the Los Angeles/Long Beach seaport on July 27 and August 14, the CPB release said. “Often available on illegitimate websites and underground outlets, counterfeit high fashion commodities multiply the illegal profits of smugglers and traffickers,” the agency said. “The public is misguided into believing they are buying an original product at a significant discount.” SMH. People really ain’t isht. Ladies, if you can’t afford to buy Christian Louboutin shoes, you just can’t afford it!!!! Via CNN

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Ya Big Dummy: California Woman Claims She Accidentally Gave Homeless Man A $260,000 Winning Lotto Ticket

Ol’ good samaritan face a$$… California Woman Emily Leach Gives Away Winning Lotto Ticket To Homeless Man Emily Leach, who won a million-dollar jackpot in California last January, said she is hoping to fight the state lottery’s decision stopping her from collecting a second jackpot of $260,000 — winnings that came from a ticket Leach has famously claimed she accidentally gave away to a stranger in March. A lottery official informed her that “we gave the check to the man” in June, Leach told ABC News. Leach said she has asked a lawyer to explore her options. A California Lottery spokesman confirmed to ABC News that Leach would not receive the $260,000 jackpot, a decision reached after an “extensive investigation” by the California Lottery’s security and law enforcement division. “We feel very confident that the person who claimed the ticket is the rightful owner of the ticket and that is not Emily Leach,” Russ Lopez, the California Lottery’s deputy director of communications, told ABC News. Outside of the pain of losing that kind of gwap, there is another reason why Emily is so thirsty to get her winnings… These days, Leach, 31, is living with her mother in Reno, Nevada after being kicked out of her California home. (She said the landlord evicted her after deciding he could charge a higher rent to new tenants.) “Right now, I’m just trying to hold on to every penny,” she said. Leach said she has to stay thrifty because of her ailing health. She used part of her January winnings to pay off $300,000 in medical bills she ran up after a ruptured spleen and a life-threatening bout with pancreatitis a couple of years earlier. Leach said she still has large bills for medication she must take. It doesn’t help, Leach says, that she doesn’t have a real job anymore. She said she was put on unpaid leave from her job at the VA Palo Alto Health Care System after her first lotto win because coworkers complained that there were threats made against her after her win, and they made for an unsafe work environment. She said she was later informed that she would be terminated at the end of her leave this month. Ultimately, Emily knows it was her own dumb-a$$ fault for giving away such a precious piece of paper: “I will be the first to admit I got flustered. I shouldn’t have been doing so many things at once,” she told “20/20″ in March. “But I was just trying to help the guy.” But the California Lottery’s Lopez said that surveillance footage from the convenience store shows Leach willingly giving a man her ticket. An account of the incident given by the man claiming the ticket, Lopez said, was corroborated by the cashier who sold it. “There was no coercion,” Lopez said. “It was an act of kindness that unfortunately got messy when the numbers were drawn.” Lopez said the man who claimed the prize money has asked not to be identified. You damn skippy he asked “not to be indentified”!! Looks like you’re a$$ed out Emily, in words of the great American writer Tupac Shakur: “It’s a dirty game out here, Keep yo’ eyes on yo’ riches” Image via ABCNews/Emily Leach Source

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Some Mommy-Banger Smackdown: Tia Mowry Blasts Cruel Internet Comments Calling Her Baby Boy ‘Ugly’

People can be so cruel.. Tia Mowry Responds To Internet Comments Calling Her Young Son ‘Ugly’ Mommy-banger Tia Mowry has decided to clap back at mean comments made about her young son’s looks. Tia Mowry has gone into protective mother-mode after comments calling her son, Cree, “ugly” went viral. The former Game actress hit back at the cruel jibes circulating the internet through her facebook page, saying: “It’s disgusting that some focus on looks. I brought a beautiful child into this world,” she said. Tia also uploaded an adorable photo of herself and her son in an oh-so-cute fireman’s outfit. The actress shares one-year-old Cree with husband Cory Hardrict and admitted that she departed from her hit BET show earlier this year so she could spend more time with her family and pursue other ventures. Not too long ago, little Blue Ivy was being criticized for her looks, and now it’s baby Cree on the chopping block. Should celebrity babies be off-limits from inappropriate comments? Or does their parents’ high-profile lifestyle make them fair game? Source Images via Facebook

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