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Race Matters: Boston Airport Implements “Behavior Detection” Program Targeting Minority Passengers As Possible Terrorists

Boston Airport Accused Of Racially Profiling Minority Passengers A heavily traveled Boston airport is facing accusations of racial profiling after implementing a “behavioral detection” program that flags potentially threatening minority passengers based on where they are traveling to and what they are wearing. Transportation Security Administration officers at Boston’s Logan International Airport are alleging that a program intended to help flag possible terrorists based on passengers’ mannerisms has led to rampant racial profiling, a newspaper reported Saturday. The New York Times reported on its website that in interviews and internal complaints it has obtained, more than 30 officers involved in the “behavior detection” program at Logan contend that the operation targets not only Middle Easterners, but also passengers who fit certain profiles — such as Hispanics traveling to Miami, or blacks wearing baseball caps backward. The officers said their co-workers were increasingly targeting minorities, believing the stops would lead to the discovery of drugs, outstanding arrest warrants and immigration problems, in response to pressure from managers who wanted high numbers of stops, searches and criminal referrals, The Times reported. “The behavior detection program is no longer a behavior-based program, but it is a racial profiling program,” one officer wrote in an anonymous complaint The Times obtained. Utterly ridiculous. If your own TSA officers are the ones making the accusations….well…. Source

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Crazy Out Of His Mind Subway Harlem O.G. Goes Off “I Need My Pimps, Players, And Gangsters With Me!” [Video]

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Elsewhere In The World: U.S. Aid Worker Faces Possible Death Penalty In Sudan Over Peaceful Protest

U.S. Aid Worker Could Face Death Penalty In Sudan A U.S. aid worker who participated in a peaceful protest in Sudan could face the death penalty as early as Tuesday. His pregnant wife is watching and waiting helplessly from their hometown of Oregon as this unfortunate incident unfolds. He helped rebuild Catholic churches after angry mobs in his native Sudan burned them down, but now, as his pregnant wife watches helplessly from their home in Oregon, Rudwan Dawod is fighting for his life in Khartoum. The Sudanese activist and permanent U.S. resident could be sentenced to death as early as Tuesday on terrorism charges, accusations his supporters say are trumped up to discourage non-violent protesters like Dawod from speaking out against the government. Dawod, who worked as a project director for Sudan Sunrise, a charity founded by the late NBA star Manute Bol, was arrested in Khartoum on July 3 while visiting relatives and attempting to renew his Sudanese passport. Tom Pritchard, the organization’s executive director, said Dawod was taken into custody while participating in a peaceful protest against the ongoing violence in the region and the Sudanese government’s austerity policies. Dawod — who faces charges of terrorism and criminal organization, which can carry the death penalty — met his wife Nancy Williams while the two were working as volunteers at Sudan Sunrise in 2009. They later married, and the Oregon couple is now expecting their first child, whom they will name Sudan, in September. Source

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Fraudulent Cakes: Woman Sentenced To 3 Years For Illegally Administering Butt Injections

Criminal cakes. Woman Sentenced To 3 Years For Illegally Administering Butt Injections A Georgia woman is headed to the slammer for illegally pumpin up the pancakes of  women on the quest for that azz . A Georgia woman with no license to practice medicine has been sentenced for injecting customers’ buttocks with commercial silicone in hotel rooms and using glue and cotton balls to prevent the substance from leaking out. Forty-seven-year-old Kimberly Smedley of Atlanta was sentenced to three years in prison Thursday in federal court in Baltimore. She was also ordered to pay a $25,000 fine and more than $8,000 in restitution. According to her plea agreement, Smedley administered the injections in hotel rooms in several cities, using silicone intended to be used for metal or plastic lubrication, as an additive for paint and coatings, and as furniture or automotive polish. The customers, who wanted their buttocks enlarged, paid between $500 and $1,600 in cash for each session. What we’d like to know is: WHO in their right mind would allow this woman to seal their injection sites with glue and cotton balls???? We really gotta do better , ladies. SMH. Source Image via Shutterstock

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Pure Comedy: What Would Kimmy Cakes And Kanye West Look Like If She Keeps Cooking Soul Food And They Become A Chubby Lumpkins Couple???

Make out your will before you click, because you’re gonna DIE laughing! Kim Kardashian And Kanye West As Fat People We recently saw a Twitpic of a soul food spread that Kimmy Cakes had whipped up for her boo-thang. Although many scoffed at the idea of Kim gettin’ busy in the kitchen, it got us to thinking about how her famous figure would look if she fed her man like this all the time, and well… Kanye and Kim…Klump?? LMMFAO! It’s happened to the best of them, just ask Janet Jackson . The couple that eats together, sweats grease together… Image via Planet Hiltron If you want to laugh at some other random monkey business, hit the flipside…

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In Freaky Chubby Lumpkins News: World’s Fattest Woman Loses 98 Pounds By Having Wild Sex Marathons

Let’s get physical Pauline Potter became the world’s heaviest living woman last year, weighing in at a whopping 643 pounds. Now, Potter has her sights set on losing weight, and she’s turned to marathon sex sessions to help shed the pounds. In an interview with the UK’s Closer magazine, Potter described how her reignited sex life with her ex-hubby Alex has helped her lose 98 pounds. “I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session –- it’s great exercise just jiggling around,” Potter told Closer. Potter, who had been consuming 10,000 calories a day, hopes to reach her goal weight of 532 pounds with the help of Alex. The two have sex up to seven times each day. She makes sure to have some fun, too. “We love foreplay and massages and, as well as full sex, I pleasure Alex, too,” she told the magazine. “My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.” When Alex got wind of the publicity surrounding Potter, he decided to visit her and the flame was quickly rekindled. “Within the first day of being back together we had sex six times in 24 hours,” Alex told the Sun last November. “Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than I do, we’re able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us.” Alex, who weighs just 140 pounds, does most of the work in the bedroom. “It’s really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact,” he told the Sun. She might have the record for being the heaviest, but give him the trophy for being the horniest non-discriminating men ever! UGH! Source

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Random Ridiculousness: Phoenix Man Arrested For Holding Bible Study In His Home Begins Jail Sentence

Phoenix Man Arrested For Holding Bible Study Begins Jail Sentence More ridiculous law enforcement tactics in Arizona… A Phoenix man who violated city zoning laws by hosting a Bible study in the privacy of his home has started serving a 60-day jail sentence for his crimes. Michael Salman was found guilty in the City of Phoenix Court of 67 code violations. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail along with three years of probation and a $12,180 fine. A spokesperson for the city attorney confirmed that Salman reported to a county jail Monday afternoon. Salman’s incarceration is the result of a long-running feud between the ordained pastor and the city of Phoenix over weekly Bible studies that Salman and his wife hosted in their home. City officials determined that the weekly gatherings constituted a church – and therefore violated a number of code regulations. The controversy erupted in 2009 when nearly a dozen police officers raided the Salman’s home and a 2,000 square foot building in their backyard. The family had moved their Bible study into the building after the group outgrew their living room. The charges that sent Salman to jail were a result of that raid – ranging from not posting exit lights above their doors – to not having handicap ramps or handicap parking. Salman told Fox News Radio the attacks on his family were nothing more than a crackdown on religious liberty. But city officials said it was a matter of zoning and proper permitting – not religious freedom. They said he was given a permit to convert a garage into a game room – not a church. And to think people have skipped out on a jail sentence for much, much worse .  SMH. Source Images via Shutterstock

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What The Hell??? Woman Puts Her “Soul” Up For Sale On eBay For Only $2,000 [Video]

Woman Puts Her “Soul” Up For Sale On eBay Wow. This lady took the term “selling your soul” LITERALLY!!!! An Albuquerque woman has something for sale on eBay that most of wouldn’t even consider selling at any price. It’s her soul. You can find just about anything for sale on eBay, from an ashtray for a 1959 DeSoto to a plaster bust of President Chester A. Arthur – but a human soul? We believe it to be a first. Bids start at $2,000 for the soul of Lori N., and so far nobody has made one. But there have been a lot of hits and that’s encouraging to Lori. She was a passenger in a car struck by a drunk driver in 2007. Lori was in a coma for three weeks, and woke up suffering from a stroke, a broken hip, broken pelvis, leg, collarbone, sternum, ribs, a collapsed lung. On top of all that she lost a breast. Lori was a freelance writer who cannot write much any more. She gets by on part-time inventory work and makes jewelry. Lori figured since her body is pretty much shot, why not market her soul? “What I’m gonna deliver is the opportunity for someone to save my soul,” Lori told KOB Eyewitness News 4. “They can save it through prayer, they can save it through conversion. They’re also gonna get a certificate detailing the white and black marks on my soul.” Sort of a spiritual Carfax – the good along with the bad. Lori admitted that her eBay ad is a cry for help. “I guess you could say that. I’m at the point now, I’m tired. I don’t feel good. I’m near the end of my rope. I really am.” Lori said she realizes her ad may offend some people’s religious beliefs, but she said she is really hoping just to make contact – maybe with somebody else’s soul. WTF??? Source

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Arrested In Front Of Her Kids For Failing To Return Twilight Book And DVD Borrowed From The Library Two Years Ago

They out here arresting folks over Twilight DVD’s now? A mother was arrested in front of her young children and spent the night in jail – all for not returning a Twilight book and DVD. Lori Teel was arrested and handcuffed at her Portales, New Mexico home in front of her five small children on June 12. She had borrowed $36 worth of library materials not returned since 2010. Police had arrived at Mrs Teel’s home after receiving a call that her husband, Jimmy Teel, had assaulted someone, according to the Albuquerque Journal. It was while they were at the couple’s house that Portales police realized there was a warrant out for Mrs Teel’s arrest for the missing young adult fiction and movie. Her attorney, Eric Dixon, says arrest warrants were mailed last year to an address at which Mrs Teel hadn’t lived since childhood. However, the mother of five was arrested all the same in front of her children, aged one through ten, and spent the night in the Roosevelt County Detention Centre. She said: ‘My kids are still very emotional. They had to stay with a complete stranger.’ She was released the next day on a $610 bond. The Twilight Saga: New Moon DVD and Stephanie Meyer’s novel Twilight both had a due date of October 5, 2010, but Mrs Teel said she couldn’t remember checking them out. However, library records show that both items were checked out in her name. A judge had placed a warrant for her arrest after she failed to show up in court, but records show that the court summons were sent to her childhood address. Now the mother is suing the city, according to UPI. Mr Dixon wrote in the tort claim: ‘Ms Teel and her small children have been traumatized, humiliated, embarrassed, subject to ridicule, and otherwise suffered pain and suffering and other damages as a result of this wrongful arrest.’ The Albuquerque Journal reported that charges against Mrs Teel were dropped earlier this week. We’re glad the charges were dropped because that’s utter ridiculousness, but it’s still horrible she had to spend a night in jail AND spend $610 in bail for some items that weren’t even worth $40!!! Source

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Arrested In Front Of Her Kids For Failing To Return Twilight Book And DVD Borrowed From The Library Two Years Ago

They out here arresting folks over Twilight DVD’s now? A mother was arrested in front of her young children and spent the night in jail – all for not returning a Twilight book and DVD. Lori Teel was arrested and handcuffed at her Portales, New Mexico home in front of her five small children on June 12. She had borrowed $36 worth of library materials not returned since 2010. Police had arrived at Mrs Teel’s home after receiving a call that her husband, Jimmy Teel, had assaulted someone, according to the Albuquerque Journal. It was while they were at the couple’s house that Portales police realized there was a warrant out for Mrs Teel’s arrest for the missing young adult fiction and movie. Her attorney, Eric Dixon, says arrest warrants were mailed last year to an address at which Mrs Teel hadn’t lived since childhood. However, the mother of five was arrested all the same in front of her children, aged one through ten, and spent the night in the Roosevelt County Detention Centre. She said: ‘My kids are still very emotional. They had to stay with a complete stranger.’ She was released the next day on a $610 bond. The Twilight Saga: New Moon DVD and Stephanie Meyer’s novel Twilight both had a due date of October 5, 2010, but Mrs Teel said she couldn’t remember checking them out. However, library records show that both items were checked out in her name. A judge had placed a warrant for her arrest after she failed to show up in court, but records show that the court summons were sent to her childhood address. Now the mother is suing the city, according to UPI. Mr Dixon wrote in the tort claim: ‘Ms Teel and her small children have been traumatized, humiliated, embarrassed, subject to ridicule, and otherwise suffered pain and suffering and other damages as a result of this wrongful arrest.’ The Albuquerque Journal reported that charges against Mrs Teel were dropped earlier this week. We’re glad the charges were dropped because that’s utter ridiculousness, but it’s still horrible she had to spend a night in jail AND spend $610 in bail for some items that weren’t even worth $40!!! Source

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