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Ho Sit Down (In First Class): Aubrey O’Day Gets Certified Insane So She Can Fly With Her “Emotional Support Animals”

GTFOHWTBS!!! We knew Aubrey O’Day was a dog lover but this is just ridiculous! Via TMZ : Aubrey O’Day is a certified headcase … so says one of her doctors, who issued the reality star an official medical document which allows her to bring her dogs on to an airplane. A rep for Virgin America airlines tells TMZ … the “Celebrity Apprentice” star was cleared to bring her 2 pets into the 1st class section of a flight this week … because they are registered as “Emotional Support Animals.” So how does one get emotional support animal clearance? Ya gotta have a doctor write a letter … stating you have mental issues. According to the Virgin America website, the airline requires the passenger to produce a letter from a licensed mental health professional which substantiates the guest’s disability-related need for the animal to accompany them in the aircraft cabin. V.A. claims the letter must state that the passenger “has a mental health-related disability” … and that having the animal accompany the passenger is necessary for his or her mental health. The nature of O’Day’s mental health issue is unclear. We called the starlet for comment. O’Day tweeted pics of the dogs enjoying themselves on the flight to San Francisco … and the V.A. rep tells us she was “incredibly sweet and polite” … and nothing short of a “great guest.” Check out lots of Aubrey’s flight related tweets and photos below.

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Cry Me A River: GOP Wanksters Call For Boycott Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ For Putting Dubya’s Head On A Stake

Yet another reason for us to love this show! “Game Of Thrones” Under Fire For Using George Bush’s Head On Stake In Scene HBO has apologized for using a model head of former President George W. Bush in a grisly decapitation scene for its hit drama “Game of Thrones.” The tenth episode of the first season of “Game of Thrones,” now out on DVD, features the younger Bush’s head on a stake. Commentary on the DVD notes that his head appears in a “couple of beheading scenes.” The show creators David Benioff and D.B. Weiss stated that George W. Bush’s was used as physical inspiration to create a head for a scene in which King Joffrey shows Sansa Stark her deceased father’s head on a stick. “It’s not a choice, not a political statement!” one of the writers insisted during the DVD commentary. “We just had to use what heads we had around.” HBO did not respond to FOXNews.com’s request for comment, but as outrage mounted Wednesday, the network released a statement saying they were “deeply dismayed to see this and find it unacceptable, disrespectful and in very bad taste.” HBO also said the scene would be removed from future DVD pressings. The producers also attempted to explain the incident. “We use a lot of prosthetic body parts on the show: heads, arms, etc. We can’t afford to have these all made from scratch, especially in scenes where we need a lot of them, so we rent them in bulk,” their statement read. “After the scene was already shot, someone pointed out that one of the heads looked like George W. Bush. In the DVD commentary, we mentioned this, though we should not have. We meant no disrespect to the former President and apologize if anything we said or did suggested otherwise.” Faux News is also reporting that some Tweeps want to boycott the network over this… SMH. We can see how they had to apologize and delete the scene, but you gotta admit it’s kinda funny riiiiight? Source

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Shaunie O’Neal “I Have No Problem Walking Away From Basketball Wives” [Video]

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GTFOHWTBS: Massachucetts Town Wants To Fine People $20 Per Word For Public Profanity

Fawk that isht! Massachucetts Town Votes To Fine People For Public Profanity Washing one’s mouth out with soap may not be a modern day answer to curbing foul-mouthed language, but officials in one Massachusetts town say taking a bite out of the wallet might be an incentive to keep it clean. The Middleborough town meeting was to vote Monday on a proposal from the police chief to impose a $20 fine on public profanity. Supporters say the proposal isn’t meant to censor casual or private conversations, but instead crack down on loud profanity in downtown areas and public parks. Middleborough has had a bylaw against public profanity since 1968. But it’s rarely, if ever, been enforced, because it essentially makes swearing a crime. The new proposal would decriminalize profanity, allowing police to write tickets as they would for traffic violations. There is no f**king chance in hell that this muhfuggin bullisht actually gets passed, is there?? Would you like this law in your city? Image via Shuttershock Source

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What The Hell??? Father Of Six Being Treated For Kidney Stones Discovers He’s Actually A Woman… And Decides To Start Dressing Like One

This ish is crazy! Five years ago, this guy Steve went into the hospital with a kidney stone and it was discovered that he also had the internal sex organs of a woman . After being married for 25 years with six kids he kept his family intact, but started living as a woman named Stevie instead! “I had a kidney stone and we’re in the emergency room,” Stevie told Fox affiliate KDVR. “The nurse is reading the ultrasound and says, ‘Huh, this says you’re a female.’” Stevie was shocked, but not incredibly surprised. “It validated everything I had always felt inside,” she said. In retrospect, the diagnosis makes sense, she explains. “I remember wearing my mom’s clothes and makeup, very secretly, not telling anybody,” Stevie told the station. “When I was 17, I was working my first part-time job at a TV station as a floor cameraman and the person in charge said to me, ‘You know, you walk like a queer,’” she added. “And I thought I was hiding who I was, and I wasn’t.” So Steve decided to begin living as Stevie — as a woman. Part of the process was explaining the decision to her children. “How do you tell your kids that, well, it’s no longer dad, it’s dadette?” she said. But all of them, and Stevie’s wife, were supportive. “Within a few minutes, all of them said, ‘I don’t care dad; I love you for who you are.” Five years later, Stevie lives happily as a woman. She takes hormones but has no plans to undergo gender reassignment surgery. And she’s still married. “I didn’t sign on for this, but who signs on for anything?” Debbie Crecelius, Stevie’s wife, told KDVR. “She’s the same person she was as a he on the inside.” The couple still live together and share a bed. “She relates to my heart and soul, and I still relate to hers,” Stevie said. “And I think that that’s the essence of true love.” That ish cray!

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Kris Jenner Defends Kimmy Cakes Decision To Date Kanye Before Divorcing Kris “The Dumped Hump” Humphries [Video]

Kris Jenner Says Kim And Kanye West Are “Just Having A Really Good Time” Kris Jenner is such a good pimp mom. Kris Jenner chatted with Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford, who is the godmother of Kendall and Kylie Jenner, on TODAY Wednesday — and the cohorts were quick to ask about Kardashian’s intense new relationship with Kanye West. The hosts showed Jenner a photo of Kardashian, 31, and West from the new issue of Us Weekly where they look cozy together at Kourtney Kardashian’s baby shower. “He’s been a family friend for a long time and he’s a really nice guy,” Jenner explained. “When your kids are happy, you’re happy.” But Gifford asked, “As her mother, would you have preferred she wait until everything is settled with Kris before going on to a new relationship?” Kardashian and Humphries, 27, married on August 20, 2011 and 72 days later she filed for divorce; the duo have been hashing things out through their lawyers. “I think Kim is just hanging out with friends. There’s nothing crazy going on. They’re just having a really good time,” Jenner said of her daughter and the rapper, 34. “My kids are really smart about timing and all that. So she knows what she’s doing.” Gifford added, “There are some people saying that wasn’t so smart what Kim did with the wedding.” “First and foremost, she didn’t want to disappoint anybody,” Jenner replied. “She feels horrible about what happened. She’s still going and struggling through that whole process. That will be finalized sooner or later. But her priority right now is work and she’s in London today launching a new fragrance. She just doesn’t stop. So she’s full speed ahead.” Yes we’re sure she feels really badly… and Kanye is kissing it and making it allllll better. Watch the video clip below: Source WENN Continue reading

Random Ridiculousness: Homeless Man Accused Of Stuffing Stolen Pop-Tarts And Slim Jim’s In Wife’s Backpack, Wife Thought It Was A “Loving Gesture”

Homeless Couple Accused of Stealing Pop-Tarts Damn, dude was serious about these Pop-Tarts!! Jourdan Keever thought it a “loving gesture” when her husband rubbed her back in the Vero Beach truck stop. It might also be described as a criminal gesture as hubby William Keever apparently was preparing a Pop-Tarts and Slim Jim heist. Indian River County Sheriff’s officials unraveled the May 9 breakfast pastry and packaged meat crime after traveling to a gas station near the TA truck stop on 20th Street, according to recently released records. The truck stop general manager told deputies he followed the couple after an employee indicated they might have engaged in some inappropriate appropriating. Store cameras showed William Keever, 22, hiding things in a backpack his wife was wearing. Jourdan Keever, 23, let the manager look through the backpack, where he discovered some Pop-Tarts and a Slim Jim. The Pop-Tarts were of the Frosted S’mores variety while the Slim Jim was a 1.5 ounce Beef ‘n Cheese mild product, a photo provided by the sheriff’s office shows. William Keever is accused of grabbing the backpack and running toward a wooded area. The truck stop general manager told him to stop, but he didn’t. Jourdan Keever thought it a “loving gesture” when she felt her husband “touching/rubbing her back/backpack area.” She didn’t know he was stashing victuals in her backpack. Making someone an unwitting participant in a misdemeanor theft is not typically considered a “loving gesture.” Jourdan Keever was arrested and taken to jail. A deputy later learned William Keever was trying to bail his wife out of jail. He was arrested and fessed up to putting the goods in his wife’s backpack. He said she was unaware of the food filching. William Keever and his wife, both listed as homeless, each were arrested on a retail theft charge, while William Keever also was arrested on a resist merchant without violence charge. Poor lady! She had to go to jail when her shady husband was doing all the Slim Jim ganking…SMH. Source Continue reading

What The Hell??? Colorado Women Sprayed Lysol On Teenage “Sluts And Whores” Who Were “Advertising Butt Sex” At The School Prom [Video]

Wow at them spraying Lysol on the kids for “dirty dancing”… Two parent chaperones at a Colorado high school prom sprayed Lysol on students engaged in “dirty dancing” and called several teenage girls “sluts and whores” for making it appear “they were advertising butt sex,” according to cops. The bizarre incident last month at the Manitou Springs High School resulted in harassment charges being filed against Jennifer Farmer and Hannah Rockey, both 42-year-old mothers who allegedly dispersed the disinfectant in a bid to pry apart underage revelers. Officer Scott Stone, who was working a security detail at the prom, told investigators that he had spoken with Farmer and Rockey after arriving at the dance around 8 PM. He recalled that the chaperones–who were dressed in combat boots, military fatigues, and military undershirt–noted that “some of the kids were becoming disruptive and were being explicit while dancing.” Farmer, a former school board member, reported that “she had ways to deter the behavior,” recalled Stone, who added that the woman noted she “would use Lysol spray, flashlight, or another unknown object” to deter students “from certain styles of dancing.” Both chaperones told the cop that bumping and grinding was “filthy” and “similar to what you would see on MTV.” After Stone agreed that some dancing could get inappropriate, the women remarked that students “are dancing like they are having sex with clothes on.” The chaperones, Stone added, then expressed concerns that the dance made the girls look “trashy, dirty, and whorish.” With that, Stone ended his conversation with the chaperones and walked around the dance. As for the spraying, the teenager reported that “Hannah Rockey then proceeded to spray Lysol at them, which got on their clothing, mouth, and eyes. The spray caused the students to cough and leave the area.” After hearing the girl’s account, a cop “obtained several witness statements” supporting the allegations against Farmer and Rockey. A school administrator told police that he had received reports from students that the chaperones had kicked several students out of the prom for improper dancing, and that both women were “spraying students with Lysol disinfectant who were dancing, and calling the girls ‘whores’ and ‘sluts.’” The administrator told cops that he then spoke with Farmer and Rockey, who both agreed to leave the prom. Farmer and Rockey were later cited for harassment, though the alleged spraying did not figure in the criminal counts. The chaperones “directed obscene language to another in a public place,” according to criminal complaints. Specifically, the prom chaperones were charged for calling some of the underage female dancers “whores” and “sluts.” The chaperones have denied the Lysol spraying. Farmer is scheduled to appear June 29 in El Paso County Court to answer the charge, while Rockey is due in court on July 10. We know kids can get out of pocket these days with their little nasty shenanigans, but spraying Lysol and rocking combat boots and military get ups to the school dance sounds a bit extreme! Source 1 , Source 2 Continue reading

What The Hell??? Colorado Women Sprayed Lysol On Teenage “Sluts And Whores” Who Were “Advertising Butt Sex” At The School Prom [Video]

Wow at them spraying Lysol on the kids for “dirty dancing”… Two parent chaperones at a Colorado high school prom sprayed Lysol on students engaged in “dirty dancing” and called several teenage girls “sluts and whores” for making it appear “they were advertising butt sex,” according to cops. The bizarre incident last month at the Manitou Springs High School resulted in harassment charges being filed against Jennifer Farmer and Hannah Rockey, both 42-year-old mothers who allegedly dispersed the disinfectant in a bid to pry apart underage revelers. Officer Scott Stone, who was working a security detail at the prom, told investigators that he had spoken with Farmer and Rockey after arriving at the dance around 8 PM. He recalled that the chaperones–who were dressed in combat boots, military fatigues, and military undershirt–noted that “some of the kids were becoming disruptive and were being explicit while dancing.” Farmer, a former school board member, reported that “she had ways to deter the behavior,” recalled Stone, who added that the woman noted she “would use Lysol spray, flashlight, or another unknown object” to deter students “from certain styles of dancing.” Both chaperones told the cop that bumping and grinding was “filthy” and “similar to what you would see on MTV.” After Stone agreed that some dancing could get inappropriate, the women remarked that students “are dancing like they are having sex with clothes on.” The chaperones, Stone added, then expressed concerns that the dance made the girls look “trashy, dirty, and whorish.” With that, Stone ended his conversation with the chaperones and walked around the dance. As for the spraying, the teenager reported that “Hannah Rockey then proceeded to spray Lysol at them, which got on their clothing, mouth, and eyes. The spray caused the students to cough and leave the area.” After hearing the girl’s account, a cop “obtained several witness statements” supporting the allegations against Farmer and Rockey. A school administrator told police that he had received reports from students that the chaperones had kicked several students out of the prom for improper dancing, and that both women were “spraying students with Lysol disinfectant who were dancing, and calling the girls ‘whores’ and ‘sluts.’” The administrator told cops that he then spoke with Farmer and Rockey, who both agreed to leave the prom. Farmer and Rockey were later cited for harassment, though the alleged spraying did not figure in the criminal counts. The chaperones “directed obscene language to another in a public place,” according to criminal complaints. Specifically, the prom chaperones were charged for calling some of the underage female dancers “whores” and “sluts.” The chaperones have denied the Lysol spraying. Farmer is scheduled to appear June 29 in El Paso County Court to answer the charge, while Rockey is due in court on July 10. We know kids can get out of pocket these days with their little nasty shenanigans, but spraying Lysol and rocking combat boots and military get ups to the school dance sounds a bit extreme! Source 1 , Source 2 Continue reading

What The Hell??? Colorado Women Sprayed Lysol On Teenage “Sluts And Whores” Who Were “Advertising Butt Sex” At The School Prom [Video]

Wow at them spraying Lysol on the kids for “dirty dancing”… Two parent chaperones at a Colorado high school prom sprayed Lysol on students engaged in “dirty dancing” and called several teenage girls “sluts and whores” for making it appear “they were advertising butt sex,” according to cops. The bizarre incident last month at the Manitou Springs High School resulted in harassment charges being filed against Jennifer Farmer and Hannah Rockey, both 42-year-old mothers who allegedly dispersed the disinfectant in a bid to pry apart underage revelers. Officer Scott Stone, who was working a security detail at the prom, told investigators that he had spoken with Farmer and Rockey after arriving at the dance around 8 PM. He recalled that the chaperones–who were dressed in combat boots, military fatigues, and military undershirt–noted that “some of the kids were becoming disruptive and were being explicit while dancing.” Farmer, a former school board member, reported that “she had ways to deter the behavior,” recalled Stone, who added that the woman noted she “would use Lysol spray, flashlight, or another unknown object” to deter students “from certain styles of dancing.” Both chaperones told the cop that bumping and grinding was “filthy” and “similar to what you would see on MTV.” After Stone agreed that some dancing could get inappropriate, the women remarked that students “are dancing like they are having sex with clothes on.” The chaperones, Stone added, then expressed concerns that the dance made the girls look “trashy, dirty, and whorish.” With that, Stone ended his conversation with the chaperones and walked around the dance. As for the spraying, the teenager reported that “Hannah Rockey then proceeded to spray Lysol at them, which got on their clothing, mouth, and eyes. The spray caused the students to cough and leave the area.” After hearing the girl’s account, a cop “obtained several witness statements” supporting the allegations against Farmer and Rockey. A school administrator told police that he had received reports from students that the chaperones had kicked several students out of the prom for improper dancing, and that both women were “spraying students with Lysol disinfectant who were dancing, and calling the girls ‘whores’ and ‘sluts.’” The administrator told cops that he then spoke with Farmer and Rockey, who both agreed to leave the prom. Farmer and Rockey were later cited for harassment, though the alleged spraying did not figure in the criminal counts. The chaperones “directed obscene language to another in a public place,” according to criminal complaints. Specifically, the prom chaperones were charged for calling some of the underage female dancers “whores” and “sluts.” The chaperones have denied the Lysol spraying. Farmer is scheduled to appear June 29 in El Paso County Court to answer the charge, while Rockey is due in court on July 10. We know kids can get out of pocket these days with their little nasty shenanigans, but spraying Lysol and rocking combat boots and military get ups to the school dance sounds a bit extreme! Source 1 , Source 2 Continue reading