Last night, Yeezy spent three hours on Twitter, posting a total of 80 tweets of slightly interconnected randomness. A lot of media outlets have called it a rant, but we think it was more like a cry for help. Now that the Throne tour is over and Hov is over there getting baby-ready with Bey; and Amber Rose’s most recent revelation has probably made him reevaluate his ho-selection, Yeezy is lonely. So he decided to give his followers exactly what they wanted: the chance to be Yeezy’s friends for a day. Hit the flip and check out the best of the advice and random Kanye trivia he wanted you to have.
Hold up, waaaaaaaait!! For years, the 44-year-old mother of two was a star in the fantasy fetish community that worshipped the overweight and the feeding that led to it. Simpson had a website where men paid $19 a month to watch her eat. She flew around the world for various events. And she became famous in the British papers. But as the year winds to a close, Simpson has moved on. She left New Jersey earlier this year after her romantic relationship with a man ended and returned to her hometown of Akron. She has turned away from the fantasy world, replacing her pre-recorded videos of her with a blog about her journey to health. She already has lost about 85 pounds, and she hopes to join a gym soon to begin walking in a pool. She has modified her eating, as well. “I realized that I was their fantasy,” she said. “Here I was getting bigger and bigger, and they had their thin wives, with 2 1/2 kids and a picket fence.” Being that she is 600 lbs. Simpson doesn’t believe that she will ever be a Victoria’s Secret model, but she did go through some pretty dramatic model-esque lengths to lose weight… “I’m not trying to be a size 4,” she said. “I’m not trying to be a thin-mint. I just want to be normal and more active.” She has struggled to lose weight for years. She weighed about 200 pounds when she attended Springfield High School in Summit County. Simpson often ate an apple a day along with a weight-loss drink. She said she even smoked crack cocaine for a few months several years ago in an attempt to shed pounds, though she says she didn’t become addicted. “All it did was make me clean my house really, really fast,” she said. LMMFAO!! Who the hell says: “To hell with Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers, pass me the pipe and a couple rocks!”??? Fellas, would ANY of you hit this??? Source More On Bossip! Silver Spoon Swag: Stars That Were Born Rich Already! Sneaky Geniuses: Stars That Are Wayyyyy Smarter Than They Look Gone Home To Glory: The Notable Names That Passed Away In 2011 Part 1 X-Rated Bangers: The Hottest Black Adult Movie Stars In The Biz…Would You Wife Any Of Them?
Pure comedy… File this Bossip Exclusive under “Random Celebrity Encounters!” By now most of you may have seen the footage of Yeezy having some of his Tacoma “Watch The Throne” concertgoers booted out of the venue, but one of our Bossip supporters wrote in with an interesting firsthand account of his own. How many of you would be surprised to hear that this one includes more “evidence” that B aby Bump BeyBey may not be totin’ a lil Camel hump at all??? Check out the details below: It all started out fine around 7:20PM when my brother and I arrived in the VIP section. Of course, excited he and I were taking pictures of ourselves, stuntin’ and posting them on Facebook. We’re big Jay-Z and Kanye West fans. The show was slated to begin at 7:30. Hours had passed but there were no signs of Kanye or Jay-Z. Unfortunately, at this time it didn’t even appear the show was remotely sold out. We were worried it wouldn’t even happen, especially since Tacoma had already been a rescheduled city. Anyway… The crowds finally did come BUT there were 4 VIP sofa seats, reserved but not taken at the time of the show. At this time (around 9) a staff member of the Tacoma Dome entered the VIP section and assured everyone the show would be starting soon. At this point everyone is hawking the first row VIP seats since they were unclaimed. Being upstanding guy that I am, I thought,”Why try to sneak or creep into a VIP seat that isn’t yours when you can just ask?” I asked the staff member, “If those seats aren’t taken by the time the show begins, can my brother and I move up a VIP seat to be just a little closer to the stage.” She replied, “They are reserved; typically for entourage, but if they are unclaimed, you can. However, if they do come, please be compliant and return to your original seats.” The lights dim. The show begins. No one has checked for the seats. And most of VIP rushes to the seats. My seat happens to belong to a “Perez,Desiree.” “Sorry Desiree, you missed out,” I think to myself. Only to find out seconds later Desiree Perez is “Queen Bey” herself…I guess she really does want to be a Latina…*shrug* Of course Julius asks everyone to go back to their seats. And we do. As we all are walking back, Jay-Z runs to the stage and the camera phones are pulled out by everyone. (HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM) Because I already had committed the ultimate, sitting in “Queen Bey’s” throne. I was finger pointed out of the crowd by Julius. Not for taking pictures of Jay-Z, but according to Julius snapping photos of Beyonce after he had asked me to stop three times. I was falsely accused and wrongfully removed from not only the section but the building. I never snapped one photo. Being the real soldier that I am I told my brother to stay put, I didn’t do anything wrong and neither did he. Worried that he would be taunted by hecklers I knew I had to do something to get back in. I talked to security. There was nothing they could do to get me back in VIP. Unfortunately,”What they say goes there. It was ridiculous,” he said. Two of the staff supervisors attempted to tell Julius my minor brother was still there and he needed supervision. Julias’s response: “Not my problem…” The staff said there was little they could do as they winked at me. I was given section A8 pass (nose bleeds) and my VIP badge was taken away.I’m thinking WTF?! However, they walked me to the front row! This all sounds great right? Unfortunately not… I was back in, but I had no visual of my brother. And someone in the section threw a phone at Kanye West! I’m thinkin’, “Dang let me get out of here, before I really end up in some s h y t… The security let’s me near VIP. I’m by the sound and video cameras. And I can make signals with my brother. Great I win! Right?! Yes! but by how much… Three goon lookin’ Black dudes wearing all Black walk pass eying me up and down like I’m short. I’m thinkin’ that s h y t cray, do I know these dudes from somewhere? As I eye lock them, they continue to walk to the VIP section and get in the front row with Julius, Bey “and nem.” I’m surrounded by white staff members so of course they punk arses didn’t do anything… I rock out to Big Pimpin, Goldigger, All of the Lights and Paris beside and behind my brother for the rest of the show in the tech section. As the shows ends we leave to our car unscathed. But here’s the thing… 1.The short glimpse I got of “Queen Bey” I can tell you, she does not appear pregnant! I worked the midwifery hall at Valley Medical Center and I’ve seen plenty of pregnant women. The bumps are bigger no matter how petite the frame. 2.Julius and her may be sexing for him to get so riled up over someone who could give two s h y t s about Beyonce. Maybe I was lookin’ too fly tonight because she looked at me and she wasn’t throwing shade. 3.There may be something to the Illuminati rumors. Those dudes in all black and wantin’ to run up on someone who did nothing and wasn’t even in their section is real suspect. sorry for the long winded story, but it is what it is…. WOW!!! Rolling on the floor at the Desiree Perez business. SMH @ that Illuminati royal family. Here are some photos for those of you who need proof dude was indeed there:
Perhaps the folks in this guy’s family need to hit up A&E’s Intervention: A Norfolk man turned up drunk for his sentencing in Madison County district court here, registering a blood-alcohol content of four times the legal limit. Daniel E. Harris, 46, was wheeled into the courtroom in a special chair with soft restraints around his hands and feet that resembled seatbelts. He was unconscious but breathing at that time. Kube said Harris had slipped and fallen in the courthouse parking lot. The Madison County sheriff’s office was able to administer a preliminary breath test before he passed out. The breathalyzer level indicated was .323. Legal intoxication is .08. Madison County sheriff’s office deputies were monitoring Harris closely during the short time he was in the courtroom. Judge James Kube ordered Harris be transported by ambulance to Faith Regional Health Services in Norfolk so he could be medically evaluated. A Madison County sheriff’s office deputy was to escort him there. In the event that Harris wasn’t taken into emergency protective custody, his bond was revoked and he would then be detained at the Madison County jail. Kube ordered Harris’ sentencing on his conviction of driving under the influence of alcohol (.15 grams or more)-third offense be continued until Monday. In that case, officers had pulled him over for a stop sign violation and noticed Harris’ slurred speech and hazy eyes. According to the police report, Harris was having a tough time standing up and walking. His blood-alcohol content tested at that time reached .315. Sounds like this guy needs to be taken to rehab PRONTO!!! SMH. Source
Third time’s a charm and we hope this is it for our girl Brit Brit… Britney Spears had a pretty sweet celebration Friday night to celebrate her engagement to fiancé Jason Trawick. After arriving in Las Vegas, the couple headed to Planet Hollywood where they checked into their 3,100-square-foot suite designed by former Top Design host Jonathon Adler. Spears, donning a short, nude Herve Leger dress, stepped out a few hours later and revealed her highly-anticipated Neil Lane sparkler during a congratulatory welcome on the hotel’s mezzanine. Planet Hollywood Chairman Robert Earl presented Trawick with an oversized birthday cake in a quick ceremony. And what better place to end the night than Paris’s Chateau Nightclub. Surrounded by friends, Spears, 30, and Trawick, 40, hung out in their own private VIP table overlooking the club’s dance floor. “Britney seemed happy, holding Jason’s hand,” an onlooker said. They retreated to a private area after 1 a.m., but Spears was “dancing up a storm” until nearly 4. Details on the ring: Britney Spears may be a pop-star diva to the rest of the world, but to beau Jason Trawick, “she’s his everyday princess,” says celebrity jeweler Neil Lane, who designed Spears’s dazzling engagement ring to befit Trawick’s vision of the singer’s down-home regality. “Jason is a romantic and when I asked him to tell me about Britney and what the ring would represent to them so I could find inspiration, his response was always the same — she is his princess!” With that theme in mind, Lane tells PEOPLE he designed from scratch a tiara-motif sparkler with a round, perfect white diamond in a handmade platinum setting that “looks like a mini crown,” the celebrated jeweler says. He also added 90 small round diamonds around the eternity band. “Jason didn’t want an over-the-top ring with a giant stone,” he adds. “He’s deeply in love with her. Britney is his princess and he is her knight in shining armor,” he says. “Jason’s protective of her. He adores her. Every good fairytale needs a princess, and now Britney has a ring fit for a princess!” Peep photos of the ring below: Source 1 , Source 2 SplashNews
SMH: The Stockton Record reports 18-year-old George Herrera got stuck in a chimney while trying to sneak into his house Thursday. Art Ray of the Stockton Fire Department says the teen was breaking curfew and trying to get inside his home. Ray says Herrera was trapped near the chimney bottom for about 90 minutes before emergency crews were called around 10:15 a.m. When they arrived, they could see his feet sticking out of the fireplace. Rays says rescuers secured ropes around the teenager’s wrists and pulled him up about 8 feet with the help of a firetruck ladder. Officials say Herrera wasn’t hurt and was allowed to return home after the rescue, which took about 15 minutes. Ah, what teens do these days to sneak in and out of the house. His dumba$$ should have just left a window open or something…chimney sliding does not sound like the best idea. Source Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/12/16/20111216curfew-breaking-teen-gets-stuck-chimney.html#ixzz1gtyPCYb8 Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/12/16/20111216curfew-breaking-teen-gets-stuck-chimney.html#ixzz1gtyF1EBz
The news of Michael Taylor’s untimely death yesterday has gotten a few people thinking and talking. Among them is cultural and political commentator Dr. Marc Lamont Hill who tweeted a very interesting point this morning. Did the idea that his uncle’s actions and our laughter could have pushed Michael right into the life his family wanted him to avoid even cross your mind when you first saw that video? And with all of the hazing cases being reported these past couple of weeks, do you think we “romanticize” and accept the type of violence that “toughens us up” a little too much??
See that kids? Even Jill Scott , living voluptuous goddess and embodiment of light that she is, can have a less than gracious moment. Last night, immediately following the 2012 Grammy Awards Nomination announcement, Jill Scott voiced her (very worthy) disappointment to almost 170,000 of her closest fans. But she wasn’t just upset for herself… So that was the end of it right? Not quite…
Priceless… Who ever thought that a contestant would think the answer to a question on Jeopardy would be threesome? This one did, take a peek: By the look on her face, you could tell she felt really stupid saying “What is a Threesome?”, but then to take it even further Alek Trebek puts those assets on blast. This has to be a classic moment in Jeopardy history! More On Bossip! Careers From The Crib: Top Ten Work From Home Jobs That Make The Most Money He Wants That Old Thang Back! Is Reggie Bush Pining For Kimmy Cakes??? Making It Rain On The World: Where Does Obama Rank As One Of The 10 Most Powerful People On The Planet? Maino Had A Busy Summer: Check Out The Two Other Jawns With Whom Olivia Shared His Loving, Plus Pics Of Her New Boo Ho Go Away: People That Are Rich And Famous Even Though They Have NO Talents Whatsoever
SMH. You know it’s about to be the holiday shopping season when people are getting so dumb and desperate that they would really think that it was a good idea to buy an an iPad from some random shady stranger in a gas station parking lot…. Police are warning that fake iPads are being sold in parking lots across the nation. Officers in Georgia and Florida have contacted Grand Prairie, Texas detective Alex Chasteen after seeing reports on scammers he helped bust. “I have leads from Florida to Georgia to Mississippi,” Chasteen said. “I recently got a call out of Atlanta, where a detective saw the piece that had been done earlier with NBC 5.” The Atlanta officer is working on more than 30 incidents of people duped into buying fake iPads. The thieves typically park in gas station parking lots and then approach people asking if they’re interested in buying an iPad. Often, they show a real iPad to the victims at first. When they convince a victim to make a purchase, they then pull a FedEx box out of a car trunk that contains what looks like an iPad in bubble wrap. When the victims open the box later, they find a Plexiglas frame covered in black duct tape with an Apple symbol on the back and Best Buy price labeling on the front. Man, slanging fake iPads in gas station parking lots will certainly get you caught for sure. Source
