Kevin Hart Hosts Justin Bieber Roast Kevin Hart is about to dust off those roasting skills once again, this time for reforming “bad boy” Justin Bieber Via TheHollywoodGossip : Kevin Hart will soon give it to Justin Bieber. Hard. The comedian has been tapped to host the upcoming Comedy Central roast aimed at the singer, who is on a mission to turn his reputation around. “I don’t normally do roasts, but I had to step out for my guy Biebs,” Hart said in a statement. “It’s his big 21. It’s about to be Operation: Roast Everyone’s A**.” Last month, the cable network announced Bieber would be the target of its next roast, with the singer playing along excitedly via a pretty funny Tweet: “For years I have wanted Comedy Central to roast me,” he wrote. “They said only if I provided them w/ more material so for a year now I have worked hard.” That’s for sure! Bieber was arrested multiple times in 2014, for charges ranging from vandalism to assault. From a comedic standpoint, he peaked in a deposition that was released in March. Hmmmm…will you be watching?
Woman Arrested For Filming X-Rated Webcam In Library Hoe gon’ be a hoe… A former Oregon State University student is facing a public lewdness charge after she filmed an X-rated video in the school’s library, a clip that has circulated widely on campus. Via The Smoking Gun reports: Kendra Sunderland, 19, was arrested Tuesday in connection with the video shot in the school’s sprawling Valley Library. Sunderland, seated at a table in the library, is seen exposing her breasts and vagina, while also licking and touching herself in the 31-minute video (screen grabs from which can be seen above and below). The video was shot with Sunderland’s laptop and it appears she is exchanging typed messages with someone watching her exploits in real time. In fact, it seems that Sunderland’s performance was part of a webcam show. Other photos and videos found online depict the teenager–who uses an alias–engaged in similar lewd acts, all of which transpire in what appears to be her residence. At one point in the library video, Sunderland pulls down her jeans to reveal her panties, and then turns around and grabs her exposed buttocks. She is also seen exposing herself and masturbating. Sunderland has attended Oregon State, though she did not register for classes this term. It is unclear when Sunderland recorded the video, which shows her frequently looking around to make sure nobody notices that she is exposing herself. Sunderland did not respond to a message seeking comment that was sent to her Facebook page (which contains two photos of her wearing Oregon State t-shirts). SMH!!!!!!
College Student Turns Dorm Room Into Ball Pit This kid is having WAY too much fun. Via KTAR Weren’t those colorful ball pits fun? Restaurants, arcades, you name it, if the demographic was kids there was a ball pit to play in. They were everywhere before sanitary concerns rendered them nearly extinct. However, a student at Rice University took matters into his own hands and turned his room into his very own ball pit. Who says you have to grow up? David Nichol, a senior, imported a whopping 13,000 plastic balls from China and dumped them in his room. According to the video’s description, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials inspected the 27 boxes the balls came in after finding the order odd. Turns out it was just a young adult trying to relive his youth. Nichol has very specific rules when one enters his room because he does not wash the plastic balls — no shoes, no food and no urinating in his room. This is gonna look great on his resume after graduation. Image via YouTube
Bet you won’t complain about the service here… Via DailyMail A restaurant owner insists that of all her waitresses openly carry fully-loaded guns and encourages diners to tip with bullets after a man was killed onsite. Lauren Boebert, 28, of Shooters Grill in Rifle, Colorado, makes staff take a concealed weapon training class before letting them lose. The devout Christian and mother-of-four says the firearm dress-code hasn’t deterred customers and they flock from far and wide to catch a piece of the action. ‘We’ve had people from Alaska, we’ve had people from Missouri, Illinois, Kansas, we’ve had customers drive all the way from Utah just to eat dinner,’ she told Barcroft TV. ‘We’ve seen people rewrite their vacation trips – they were going to go the southern route and decided to go the northern route so they could come into Rifle, Colorado and see us.’ Lauren has even adapted the menu to incorporate aptly-named dishes such as the ‘Guac 9 – Guacamole’,’ Locked N’ Loaded Nachos’ and ‘Bull’s Eye Grilled Chicken’. The walls are also decked out with gun-themed decor – along with crosses reflecting Lauren’s strong religious faith. The entrepreneur opened her eatery in May 2013 with the help of her husband Jayson, 34. But only a month after launching, Lauren says a man was killed outside the venue. She swiftly looked into getting a permit for a concealed weapon – only to discover that she could already openly carry guns in her own restaurant. Recalling the chain of events, Lauren said: ‘There was an altercation in our back alley that ended with a man losing his life so I began to look into getting a concealed weapon permit so I could start carrying. ‘I learned that in Colorado you do not need a permit to open carry so I took my gun to work the next day. ‘Now all of the waitresses openly wear guns and carry dangerous hollow-point bullets – which are designed to cause maximum damage to a potential attacker by expanding on impact.’ They not playin’ NO games. Image via Faceboook
Uhhhhhhhhhh … Via KKTV A married couple allegedly took on the role of “Grinch” this Christmas season and stole Christmas displays from dozens of Colorado Springs families. Jeremy Lewallen, 18, and his 42-year-old wife Carrie Carley were arrested Dec. 19. Police say they used the displays they swiped to decorate their own yard. According to the arrest affidavit obtained by 11 News, a neighbor who had his decorations stolen was driving around his neighborhood when he spotted a very familiar looking Christmas display in the suspects’ front yard. Police served a search warrant there and allegedly found, in the words of one of the theft victims, “a decoration graveyard.” Officers said that both the front and back yards of the home were filled with stolen lawn ornaments and Christmas decorations. The arrest papers say that the couple admitted to stealing about $2,000 worth of decorations. The papers then go on to say that when police asked Lewallen about stealing from families, he “chuckled” and said he didn’t care about who he affected when he stole from others. The man accused of stealing Christmas from others is still behind bars as of Christmas morning. His wife, however, has bonded out and spoke to 11 News Christmas Eve night. She maintains that her husband acted alone. “Every morning he’d go out for a walk, at like 2 or 3, and then there was just more stuff in the yard,” Carley said. “I didn’t know exactly where it all came from.” They GOTTA be cousins, right? “He…I guess he still thinks it’s a game. He doesn’t seem to care really one way or another. … I asked him, and he was like, ‘Well, this is my job.’ And I’m like, ‘Taking from unassuming people is your job?’” When asked if her husband knew he allegedly hurt a lot of people, Carley said he didn’t care. “It doesn’t seem to affect him,” she said. According to Carley, Lewallen also spent time in jail in November for stealing Halloween decorations. 11 News reporter Dustin Cuzick asked her why, then, seeing Christmas decorations pop up in her yard wouldn’t have raised suspicion. “I just didn’t know what to do, you know, I didn’t know if I called if I was going to get in trouble myself or not, you know, because it was in my yard.” The couple faces felony theft charges, which Carley said she is going to fight. The stolen decorations have been returned to their rightful owners. What a dumbazz reason to catch a felony. Hope “your honor” throws the book at him. The biggest book he can find. Image via Colorado Springs Police
That ain’t no damn panda ! Circus Dresses Up Dogs As Pandas An Italian circus owner may face animal cruelty charges after authorities say he duped attendees into thinking they were taking pictures with giant pandas that were actually Chow Chow dogs. The Guardian reports: Not so much an open-and-shut case; more of a black-and-white one. The owner of an Italian travelling circus has been charged with the use of false documents after it was discovered that two pandas in his show were, in fact, chow chow puppies that had been dyed. A spokeswoman for the forestry corps, which in Italy deals with many of the offences involving animals, said audience members were encouraged to pay to have their photograph taken with the fake pandas. “It happened regularly before the start of the show,” she said. The dogs were found to be in good health, but their eyes were watering probably because of the “continuous flash to which they were exposed,” the spokeswoman said. It was decided to leave the dogs with their owners, but on condition that they were no longer used for impersonation. The forestry corps said the dogs had been imported from Hungary and had false pet passports that showed them to be six months old, when in fact they were reckoned to be younger. Investigations were continuing to decide whether further charges should be brought of fraud and animal cruelty. SMH @ them having fake passports for the dogs! WTF?! LOL Continue reading →
via Huffington Post The nation’s “rattiest city” is putting subway rodents on birth control. Egg loss and testicle problems await Chicago’s rat population once the Chicago Transit Authority rolls out a rodent-specific birth control program next year, RedEye Chicago reports. The CTA’s new pilot program will use a semi-liquid bait that eventually makes rats infertile when ingested multiple times. Arizona-based rodent control company SenesTech, which makes the bait, says on its website that the non-lethal product is “specifically formulated for rats and does not affect other animal species or humans.” The bait, which reportedly tastes like egg cream, can decrease a rat’s litter size “as early as 2 weeks after ingestion,” according to the company. RedEye reports that rats usually become sterile within eight to 12 weeks of exposure. Last year, SenesTech’s bait was tested in several Manhattan subway stations and Grand Central Terminal as part of a study funded by the National Institutes of Health. Biologist Loretta Mayer, CEO of SenesTech, told The Wall Street Journal that the results of the study were “extremely compelling” — roughly half of the rats in the small-scale study took the bait, leading to a 43 percent decline in the rat population of tested facilities. “It could cut it down to the point where New Yorkers won’t see rats,” Mayer said. CTA spokeswoman Catherine Hosinski told The Huffington Post via email that the agency does not actually have a rodent problem, but that the pilot program is a way of staying ahead of the pests. “[I]f there are ways we can do even better, we want to look at them,” Hosinski explained. “This pilot is simply the latest measure we’re looking to test in our ongoing, pro-active efforts to protect health and safety of customers and employees.” Chicago has turned to alternative rat abatement strategies before, including a “Cats At Work” program in which feral cats from a local Humane Society are used to curb the rat population.
71-Year-Old Man Arrested 22 Years After Escaping From Prison An elderly man who escaped from prison while still in his 50s got an unpleasant surprise recently when police finally caught up with him 22 years later. via Huffington Post A 71-year-old man convicted on theft charges in 1991 has been arrested 22 years after he broke out of prison. Roger Perdue, who escaped from a correctional facility in Ohio, was recently discovered living with his wife in Kokomo, Indiana, WLWT reports. Authorities with the Ohio State Highway Patrol said that they received a tip regarding the whereabouts of Perdue, who fled his work detail in March of 1992. Perdue was in his fifth month of a five-and-a-half year sentence for grand theft, according to WBNS. Welp! Guess it’s never too late to suffer consequences for foolish actions. Shuttesrtock Continue reading →
