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Florida Crazies: Depressed Woman Happily Lives With Her 300 ‘Pet’ Rats

“I love them, I have deep companionship for them…” Woman Lives With 300 Rats A Florida woman is making headlines for letting her home become infested with her 300 pet rats. FoxCT reports:  When you walk into Florine Brown’s house, it’s obvious something is wrong. Holes are in the furniture, a foul odor fills the air…and there’s rats…lots and lots of rats. Florine Brown, the homeowner said, “It got really out of control, but I still wanted to keep them.” Brown loves these rodents. She started with three back in 20-12…but they escaped and multiplied. Now there are around three hundred and you can find them behind every nook and cranny. Brown said, “I didn’t think of it as a big deal or a problem. I still don’t, but it really got out of hand.” A family member called local animal rescue groups, and little by little, they’re going to safely remove them. The process could take a month to complete. Brown said, “I love them. I have deep compassion for them.” Neighbors had tried to warn her to stop the rodents from mating. Sharron Fouratt said, “If you leave them loose and they breed quickly, you know that’s what happens.” Already about seventy rats have been removed in the past few days, but there’s a lot more work to do. Brown said, “I just want them to go to good homes.” And hopefully that will bring her life back to normal. Officials from rescue groups are working to capture the rats and find them new homes. Brown will not face any criminal charges for letting her home become infested. SMH….poor thang.

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Florida Crazies: Man Arrested For Fleeing On Bike After Stuffing Ribeye Steak & Pork Chops Down His Pants

Because… FLORIDA Florida Man Stuffs Meat Down His Pants Remember when we told you about that Florida man who was arrested for stuffing cow tongue down his pants ??? Well there’s apparently another meat bandit on the scene who recently crushed his crotch with a variety of meats before “escaping” on a bike. NWF Daily News reports: A 41-year-old man is accused of fleeing on a bicycle after stuffing a variety of meats in his pants. Fort Walton Beach police were called on Nov. 26, according to the arrest report. The man was allegedly seen in Publix putting a ribeye steak and a New York Strip steak down his pants and a pork tenderloin in his front pocket before leaving the store. An employee confronted the man near the front of the store, but he fled out the door, the report said. Outside, he got on a white bicycle and rode away, pursued by two customers until police arrived and arrested him. The meat was valued at $37.92, according to the report. He is charged with retail theft and resisting a retail merchant. His next scheduled court date is Dec. 16. SMH…

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Prison Hustle: Locked Up Apollo Nida Launches New Fitness Business From Behind Bars

Oh, now he knows how to make legal money? Apollo Nida Starts New Fitness Business Venture From Behind Bars Apollo is keeping it right and tight in the clink…body, finances, and hopefully booty . He’s not letting a little thing like a near-decade of incarceration push pause on his hustle. He’s using all that free federally-mandated time to push a new product to keep exercise heads accountable on maintaining a steady workout. Via RadarOnline : Apollo Nida won’t be confined by prison walls! The Real Housewives of Atlanta star is currently behind bars for the next eight years, and facing an impending divorce from Phaedra Parks, but Radar has learned he just launched a new business — from prison! The imprisoned reality star and father of two has been posting from behind bars about a new workout plan called Nida Fitness 4%. According to the Bravo star, it is an inspirational program that attempts to motivate people to work out. The program points out that getting one hour of exercise a day is roughly only 4% of a person’s day, hence the tagline for the company: “It’s only 4%.” Nida’s new website, itsonly4perecent.com, is selling waterproof USB wristbands with the tagline written on them. Fans can also watch a video of Nida promoting his new product. Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem that Nida’s new business ventures have swayed his wife to stay with him. In a statement released by Parks’ rep on Oct. 10, it was revealed that Parks would be filing for divorce. “Phaedra has retained an attorney with the intent of amicably ending her marriage,” the statement read. Funny…where was all this LEGAL business drive when he was still roaming the streets free?

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Bel-Air Chronicles: 15 Facts About Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air That Will Blow Your Mind

15 Crazy Facts About Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is one of the most beloved TV shows of all time. We know plenty of things about it, but did you know these things? They’ll absolutely blow your mind.

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SMH: 23-Year-Old Single Mom Of 5 Who Claimed She Found An ‘Abandoned Baby’ Admits To Being The Mother

Seriously ?? Mother Who Claimed She Found An Abandoned Baby Admits To Being Mom Via The Grio reports: A woman claiming to find an abandoned baby girl in a Beltsville, Md., neighborhood has admitted to police that she is in fact the girl’s mother. After the baby was reportedly found by Khiana Jackson after stepping out on the back porch, the woman, who originally was identified as a neighbor, called police. As it turns out, however, Jackson was actually the hours-old girl’s mother. While Maryland does have a safe haven law that allows a mother to legally leave a child less than 10 days old at a fire station, police station or hospital, this protection does not extend to children left in people’s backyards. In an interview, Jackson says her reaction to finding the baby was “This is crazy. I’m overwhelmed; what do I do at this point?” Jackson later admitted to police that she made up the story because she had just given birth to the baby girl within her home, and was “feeling overwhelmed,” according to NBC Atlanta. The police indicated that the baby was never actually outdoors. The 23-year old Jackson is the mother of five other children and will be allowed to maintain custody of them. It is uncertain at this time whether she will be able to keep the baby girl. Prince George’s County Police were inundated with calls offering to adopt the baby girl after the first story broke. What type of sick isht is this???

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Florida Crazies: Man Finds Dead Body In House He Purchased At An Auction

Man Finds Dead Body In House He Bought At Florida Auction via Huffington Post A southwest Florida man found a body inside a foreclosed house he purchased at an auction. The News-Press of Fort Myers ( http://newspr.es/1s8ADXq ) reports Cape Coral resident William Wilson bought the light pink house for $96,000 on Tuesday. When he went to evaluate his purchase Wednesday, he found a corpse on the master bedroom floor. Cape Coral police cordoned off the property and began a death investigation. Neighbors told the newspaper two sisters had lived in the home but no one had seen them for a while. Police told Wilson the most recent piece of mail was from November 2011 and unpaid property taxes went back three years. Wilson said the house was a mess inside and it looked like someone was planning to move.

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Revovling Door: 15 Celebrities Who Married Multiple Times

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What Is Wrong With This Picture??? [VIDEO]

Um…Aubrey? Care to explain? Potential Baby Daddy Blames Drake For His Swirly-Looking Seed Did one of Drake’s unprotected shenanigans with promiscuous pole-riders come back to haunt him??? The possible Granny to this blue-eyed baby sure seems to think so… Drake said these heauxs wanna have him up on Maury. Well, what did the magic envelope have to say about it? Hit the flip to see…

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Little Girl Screams At Street Preacher: Did This Baby Devil Never Learn To Respect Elders? [Video]

The devil is alive and well… youtube

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#WhereTheyAtThough??? News Anchor Gets His Dance On During Commercial Break [VIDEO]

Clearly the female anchor doesn’t know where they at…

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#WhereTheyAtThough??? News Anchor Gets His Dance On During Commercial Break [VIDEO]