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Nina Agdal’s Got Great Cannes

I can’t tell you what Nina Agdal is doing at Cannes (besides potentially catching something from Paris Hilton ), but I can tell you that these red carpet pictures aren’t nearly as hot as her last photoshoot. But I guess once you’ve seen Nina  go au natural , nothing less will do. Call me spoiled if you want, but I just have high standards. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke. Photos: WENN.com

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Emily Ratajkowski Is An A-List Hottie

Now that  Emily Ratajkowski is an A-list model thanks to me and the Tuna Bump (you’re welcome, by the way), she gets invited to all kinds of fancy events, like the 67th annual Parson Fashion Benefit in New York. And you’d think she’d take me to one of them one of these days as a thank-you or something. Then again, I’d also take lingerie selfies sent to my inbox or 30 seconds of motorboating her perfect cleavage. Honestly, I’m not really that picky. Photos: WENN.com

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Emily Ratajkowski Is An A-List Hottie

Now that  Emily Ratajkowski is an A-list model thanks to me and the Tuna Bump (you’re welcome, by the way), she gets invited to all kinds of fancy events, like the 67th annual Parson Fashion Benefit in New York. And you’d think she’d take me to one of them one of these days as a thank-you or something. Then again, I’d also take lingerie selfies sent to my inbox or 30 seconds of motorboating her perfect cleavage. Honestly, I’m not really that picky. Photos: WENN.com

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Halston Sage’s Cleavage Show Is A Close Second

Here’s super-cutie Halston Sage at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards last night, and apparently a bunch of people have been pointing out how similar the up-and-coming hottie’s dress was to  Emily Ratajkowski’s . But if we’re going to do one of those dumb “who wore it better?” things, let’s at least make it a true level playing field: I think both Halston and Emily should come over and try on my sheets. And don’t worry, I’ll be sure to take a lot of pictures. For comparison’s sake, or whatever. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Joanna Krupa’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Joanna Krupa has always been a bottom feeder looking for attention. I think I first heard about her in the early 2000s when she was getting featured in Maxim and FHM and the other men’s magazines before the internet really took off….because she was hot….and probably affordable… I assume she worked she turned 30, panicked, realized that being a sugar baby wasn’t rewarding enough, and that her modeling wasn’t paying the fucking bills, so she got up on some Dancing with the Stars shit, and made a career out of it…leveraged that to sugar babying for a TV show about Sugar Babies…taking her to another level of fame….because of that TV stamp of approval…and now…that show’s been cancelled and she’s back to figuring out how to get noticed, and I guess hard nipples is a good enough start…I mean it got me talking about Joanna KRupa and I don’t give a fuck about her…so maybe other people who don’t care…will start to care…who knows… I just know she’s looking for attention…because that’s what she does…and even crazier…this is from a movie she is in…a fucking movie…reminding us that there is no talent or quality in Hollywood anymore..they’ll cast anyone. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski for Jonathan Leder of the Day

Photographer Jonathan Leder shot Emily Ratajkowski before she was famous for being naked in a music video….you know back when she was a busty young model who was fucking Kanye West trying to get a career together…by getting naked…in photoshoots…because her body was awesome… He released a book with her…via his publishing company IMPERIAL PUBLISHING And these are some of the pics circulating…featuring her probably before she went viral for being naked in a music video… I figure people like this kind of thing…so here it is..whether it is fashion, art, erotica, softcore porn…it is amazing. The post Emily Ratajkowski for Jonathan Leder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 3.27.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Virginie Ledoyen poses topless for LUI Magazine ( egotastic.com ) Fifty Shades of Grey co-star Rita Ora goes out in see-through top ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Kate Upton, and her boobs, for Guess ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Anna Sophia Berglund loses her top at the beach ( boobieblog.com ) Cindy Crawford goes see-through at the beach ( thenipslip.com ) How come my barista never looks like this? ( doubleviking.com ) Emily Ratajkowski puts her outdoor shower to good use ( steakwood.com ) We can clearly see your nipples Behati Prinsloo ( fleshbot.com )

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Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day

I figure Emily Ratajkowski and her tits she likes to showcase has another few months in her flimsy career that still made her more money than she was probably supposed to make, but that she leveraged perfectly…reminding us that timing…coupled with nudity and a viral music video for a viral song…is key… So despite being blocked on her social media, the internet pulls her pics, thanks to her tits being relevant…and I guess I post them…. If you don’t like that, here’s Sarah Sahi braless smoking a french fry… If you don’t like that here’s Kylie Minogue who at 100 – still looks better than fucking anything…. If you don’t like that, maybe you’re are just a negative, sour, horrible person. The post Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski Because She Is Beautiful

I don’t know how you guys spent your Valentine’s Day this year, but I spent mine having quality time with my one true love. No, not  Emily Ratajkowski — for some reason, she still hasn’t realized we’re perfect for each other. I meant the Little Tuna. Anyway, here’s Emily walking around with a bunch of boring flowers from some unimaginative dude. Forget chocolate and roses. This year, I got my Valentine a box of three-ply Kleenex. Now that’s romantic. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2015

Last week, we had Hannah Davis on the cover , but now it’s time for the best of the rest. And I always love when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue comes out, it’s almost like having another birthday. Only instead of getting “real” pants with zippers and lectures about “finally growing up,” I get bikini pictures from hotties like  Nina Agdal , Kate Bock , Gigi Hadid , Lily Aldridge , Kelly Rohrbach , Hailey Clauson , Emily Ratajkowski . Which is way better if you ask me. So for more where this came from, check out SI.com . And enjoy, because days like this only come around once a year. » view all 17 photos

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