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50 Shades of Buscemi

50 Shades of Grey has a new star. Steve Buscemi . If only this was the case, I would actually check this piece of crap movie out. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski Is Looking Hot As Usual

I know that as a professional blogger, it’s my job to watch things like the Grammys, but usually, I just fall asleep on top of the heap of pizza boxes on my couch as soon as the show goes longer than five minutes without having any hotties up on stage. Which is why getting invited to this Grammy’s Ultimate VIP Viewing Party in New York with  Emily Ratajkowski would’ve been perfect for me. Granted, I probably would’ve been too focused on Emily to catch any more of the show than usual, but at least I would’ve stayed awake for the whole thing. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski’s Casual Hotness

I know it’s rare to see Emily Ratajkowski covered up in this much clothing, but according to my sources, she’s on her way to the airport in these shots. And I’ve gotta say, I’m a little disappointed. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Emily would still be a pants fire wearing a burlap sack, but why don’t people dress up to fly anymore? I think I speak for everyone when I say that flight would’ve 20 times better if Emily had showed up wearing this . Or this . Or this . Sorry, what were we talking about again? I got distracted. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her… Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

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Cara Delevingne for Tag Heurer of the Day

I know that Tag isn’t really the highest end watch. They do some midrange mall level watch, so seeing Cara Delevingne attached to it, isn’t as offensive as if this was a Rolex Ad, because it would clearly be Rolex trying to rich some rich socialite who hangs with celebrities crowd, instead of using someone aspirational, that would make me want to work hard so that I could afford a Rolex….or maybe Cara Delevingne is an “It” girl now because she is apsirpational…maybe the younger audience thing having a trust fund and celebrity friends is what life is about…you know vapid whores everywhere…going to modeling shoots and fancy parties….and having the media love everything you do because you have a bit of a different look since you’re not a natural born model…and the right friends……and I guess…that’s probably what this is all about…attach to something popular, pay it well, and maybe become popular too…it’s basically her whole marketing campaign she used on herself…and it worked…applied to watches…too bad she doesn’t look hot in it… TO SEE HER AT THE CAMPAIGN LAUNCH WITH A BABY WILD ANIMAL CLICK HERE

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Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is alright. I mean I made fun of her early on, she called me out for calling her tits fake, we become internet friends, even though she hated me, then she went completely viral, landed a movie, is pretty much set for fucking life, and when I met her in person, was actual pretty fucking sweet and nice, because I guess she realizes her scam worked, and unlike so many cunts before her, probably knows she’s on a timeline and needs to be nice to everyone around her, since at her level of talent, she can be replaced easily….or maybe I just haven’t experienced the actual “I knew I was hot, destined for fame, now the world knows, so I’ll shit on Everyone around me because I won”….but I have a feeling she doesn’t have any of that, because everyone who knows her likes her…and now I can’t mean to that, but I can look at her titties!!

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Emily Ratajkowski Because She Is Amazing

So no one came to my big  Golden Globes  viewing party last night, which is a real shame, because I found a whole bunch of leftover pizza under my couch and everything. Anyway, I’m not gonna lie, I was a little hurt at first. But now I think I finally figured out why no one showed. Because if a hot nobody like  Emily Ratajkowski was in attendance, then they must’ve invited every single hottie in Hollywood. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. Photos: WENN.com

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Steve Ballmer Dances To Fergie

When you are as rich as Steve Ballmer , you can pretty much dance however you like.

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Emily Ratajkowski Does FHM Good!

Because there’s no better way to end the week than with pictures of a hot model, here’s Emily Ratajkowski in the upcoming issue of FHM . Supposedly they’ve got a whole bunch of bright ideas for making this year better than the last one, and I’ve got an idea of my own I’d like to add to their list: have Emily eating an ice cream bar on the cover every month. Because right now it’s the only thing keeping my mind off the fact that my mom’s basement feels like a walk-in freezer. Yow.

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Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal in Entourage Trailer of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal are in the Entourage Trailer….I have never watched Entourage but I hate Entourage. It is a show that represents all that is bad in the world….Hollywod busllshit…a show designed for fame obsessed cheese dicks and anyone who thinks they are awesome or that Hollywood is awesome…..idiots… Not to mention the dudes on the show, that is now a movie, are 400 fucking years old, and watching 50 year olds fuck 20 year olds, because that’s also what Hollywood is all about, is just fucking pathetic…when the 50 year olds fucking 20 year olds are just making up for being fucking losers when they were 20, before getting rich enough to buy sugar babies and whores… Either way…waste of fucking time, fuck this bullshit, and fuck you if you endorse anything that is Entourage, you cheesy fucking groupie loser….and here are some key sugar baby “model” bitches, Nina Agdal and Emily Rat-Cow, doing a cameo – because they are representative of all that is wrong with this “entourage” hollywood bullshit world. Fuck all these cunts.

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