In case you hadn’t noticed, Emily Ratajkowski is everywhere these days, and here’s one of the world’s newest A-list models attending The Hollywood Reporter ’s 23rd annual Women in Entertainment breakfast in LA. So make sure you enjoy these, because from now on, the only chance you’ll ever have of eating breakfast with Emily is if she drops back down to the Z-list and makes some seriously bad life choices. Fingers crossed! » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Her name is Sarah Hyland. She was stalked and beaten by her boyfriend..which I guess means someone really likes her, increasing her value on the market, because if if she’s good enough for someone to stalk and beat her, she must be pretty good…..probably even too good….which isn’t saying much to you, seeing as a pile of dog shit is too good for you, but I guess that means she’s good enough for you to want to have sex with, even though it is a little weird, considering she’s in her 20s and looks 10…but a mature 10…with a set of tits…that she’s showing off on social media in a bikini…like a good social media whore…
Emily Ratajkowski is one of my best friends. I mean we used to message each other on facebook sweet nothings about how her tits and lips are real, which I don’t really believe for a second, since I’ve heard stories from people who either know her, or who have plowed through her on her journey to fucking Ben Afleck to get into the Gone Girl Movie…a pivotal moment in her life… I even have a pet name for her, RAT COW, but only because of her birdlike face and horrible personality…that comes with a quest to climb her way to the top….as a too short to model, who made it as a model, because the internet likes tits..and here she is in lingerie, doing a throwback to her tits, that made her become a hit…fascinating…
According to my sources, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association got a whole bunch of celebrities together to celebrate Golden Globe award season in LA last night. And while I don’t really understand why they had to throw a big party to honor an even bigger party a couple weeks from now, getting Emily Ratajkowski to show off her golden globes like this was a nice touch. I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are giving it a standing ovation right now. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Kristen Stewart flashed her nipple….at some Hollywood Film Awards, which I guess is some masturbatory event that gives awards to people who have already won at life because they are in Hollywood, which despite being a horrible fucking place, pays well and feeds their stupid egos, and the award is just more affirmations their insecure, self involved asses need. I like to think that this is her best work to date…even though you can barely even see nipple, but it is still nipple, which is more exciting than any of her acting roles. #459015306 / gettyimages.com #459015312 / gettyimages.com #459015348 / gettyimages.com Emily Ratajkowski’s tits were also at the event…because she’s a legit actor now #459031682 / gettyimages.com #459021764 / gettyimages.com TO SEE A BUNCH OF PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE
Emily Ratajkowski is the worst…But people like her, and I guess she just made another million dollars being the tits in this new live action Call of Duty Trailer…because once you’re relevant…people will pay you well to participate in promoting their shit… What we can all learn from her is that sleeping with Kanye, doing nude shoots, and leveraging that hard can work for you, and the first step is taking off your clothes…and I think that’s a pretty great lesson to take home to your kids tonight over dinner, assuming you eat dinner with your kids, something I assume you don’t do, because they are too busy playing videogames and you are too busy trying to cheat on your wife, telling her you’re caught up at the office late…#internet #generation – not that you have wife or kids, you lonely fuck, I’m just trying to find an angle with Emily Ratajkowski…and when all she is is tits…I probably should have just wrote #tits and #videogames..and let you masturbate to them in peace…because I am not a tit shamer – I am a tit celebrator…
Emily Ratajkowski blocked me on instagram, which was a nice change of pace from a year ago at this time when she was sending me pictures from her various photoshoots to promote for her – because I am a hero like that – and I help make girls famous…. It all work out for her, so she doesn’t need anything from me anymore, the flood gates opened, she went viral and she turned from some botox faced 20 year old with fake lips and probably fake sloppy tits, that was once Kanye’s side bitch to being some naked video star who had sex with Ben Affleck for her movie Gone Girl…according to many insiders… Here she is at an event…looking like a big breasted bird. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Here’s Emily Ratajkowski promoting her new movie Gone Girl in New York, because she’s not just a busty big-name model anymore, she’s a busty big-name actress too. And I’m not really sure how this all happened. I mean, I know the Tuna Bump helped, but I hype up a lot of girls, and they don’t all become big stars. Otherwise I might actually be able to convince some of them to date me. » view all 20 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
In case you hadn’t noticed (and if you didn’t, you should probably get your eyes checked), Emily Ratajkowski and her lucky funbags are everywhere these days. She’s even busting out in the November issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine , which is going to make waiting at line in the grocery store way more fun this month. Anyway, I’m still waiting for Emily to thank me for making her such a big star though. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures are a good start, but a few topless thank-you selfies wouldn’t hurt either. Continue reading →
As you probably remember (because I remind you pretty much every chance I get), I first introduced you degenerates to Emily Ratajkowski before she got naked for Robin Thicke and became an A-list model. Anyway, now she’s apparently a movie star too, and here she is at the premiere of Gone Girl in New York showing off her world-class cleavage. So there you have it ladies, an endorsement from the Tuna works after all. You don’t even have to date me first, but it’s still strongly recommended. Just think how big Emily could’ve been. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
