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Some More Miley Performing Pictures With Ass of the Day

I have spent the better part of the morning talking to a girl who was 16 and 3/4 about sex. I was doing it for research purposes, because I tend to lose touch with 16 year olds the less time I spend in Starbucks and American Apparel. She pretty much told me that she’s been fucking her 18 year old boyfriend consistently for over a year. She was a gymnast and appreciates her flexibility. She showered with a girlfriend and 3 guys just last weekend and she is down with giving blowjobs, but prefers to get fucked from behind, sometimes by more than one person, as long as they cum in her and play with her large tits, since all teenage girls have huge tits these days…. When I was 16 and 3/4 the only pussy I was getting was the fat chick who craved male attention and wanted as much cock as she could get and really was willing to put anything she found inside her. The hot girls were virgins and in longterm relationships waiting for that special night and the slutty hot girls were fucking older dudes with cars. I still got pussy…but it was nothing like the anal loving/ cock sucking/ group sex parties motherfuckers are into at 16 and 3/4 now, because of hormones in the food, the internet, oversexed population and now Miley Cyrus, who I think deserves a thank you for sacrificing her throat to make her contribution.. Pics via Bauer

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Marisa Miller’s Tits at Some Bullshit Event of the Day

I hate stupid award shows. Mainly because I am never allowed at them…which puts a huge damper on me ever producing my own pictures and videos…..seriously I have spent 6 years applying for press passes to every low level and top level event in Hollywood and I have been rejected every single year…which almost pisses me off because I see substantially shittier sites get access, but then I remember that the substantially shittier sites play the bullshit suck up safe for work game that advertisers and event producers feel comfortable allowing in, because friendly sucking up is a lot better than anything I do and it’s just another example on how the world doesn’t like fun…but instead like boring, obvious shit…like Marisa Miller showing off some cleavage…we get it cunt…you’re a bikini model…you have big fake tits that look good enough to get you paid big fucking money…but maybe you should step it up a little and walk around with your pussy exposed…that’s what we really want to see…take it to the next level you aging, boring, all american, hot bodied cliche which I guess isn’t a cliche cuz hot bodies make me forget obvious stunts…I am a pervert and that’s how we work… Pics via Bauer

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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Teen Body of the Day

We all know what happens to teenage bodies when they turn 20. They start to widen and sag in all the wrong places and what was once an ass or even tits you could chip a tooth on because they were so solid and intact become a pile of mush you can lose your hand it. Then they hit 30 and things get worse. Pussy gets dryer and saggier because of the damage slutty break up months between relationships and possible kids and hormone levels dipping, hips get wider and pretty much all sex appeal is gone….So I appreciate what Miley is doing…she’s embraced her young body and figures she might as well use it to make some money, get some attention and we can thank the execs at Disney and their private meetings for instilling these morals and strong understanding of how to play this game….tits get fucking hits…and so does sucking off the right people or givng people something to jerk off to…. The reality in all this is she’s 17 so it isn’t that bad…just a few months away from legal and when I was 17 I was fucking and that was 2 decades ago….before internet and over-sexed media…so it’s safe to say this bitch has been there, has done that and is ready for more, which makes what is to come quite exciting…despite her weird lookin’ face. A weird looking face I am willing to ignore for tickets to a Miley concert…cuz teenage sluts make for good entertainment… Pics via Bauer Pics via Fame

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The Highlights from the Shitty MTV Movie Awards of the Day

The MTV awards made me mad. I watched them. I Live-Twittered Them . They were totally staged, fabricated, and scripted…and they were a giant ad for Twilight, Jersey Shore, Katy Perry, Tom Cruise and pretty much anything else they have stock in. You see all they have to do is tell the companies who own these stars “Free Publicity” and the MTV Movie awards is what happens. It was bullshit. I hated every recycled joke and I hope it is the end of MTV, but it isn’t cuz Teenage girls everywhere are too stupid to realize the marketing scam this is and here are some highlights…. First up, the clip of Sandra Bullock trying to distract you from the fact that she used to play Nazi inspired sex games….it’s like the black baby she adopted only less obvious….Kiss Scarjo and maybe people will stop talking about the fact that she’s a Nazi who probably has STDS thanks the Jesse James’ selection in pussy…that I have a feeling Sandra Bullock was in on the whole time…. Here is X-Tina Aguilera’s glowing heart on her pussy…doing the Lady Gaga…Trying to sex it up in hopes of a comeback….that I think should have been retired with her vagina back when she killed that fucker…. Here is Katy Perry showing off tit to distract you from her ghetto body performing some song that was promoted as being performed naked… First are some pictures from the red carpet of Scarjo hiding her tit…. Here are some pics of Aguilera doing some Marilyn Monroe Madonna Lady Gaga shit in some horrible identity crisis that didn’t result in her baby momma pussy lip slippin’ cuz a baby momma pussy lip is always something to keep under control Here is Katy Perry trying to play up her tits in a shitty almost see through dress cuz she wants the song of the summer and MTV promised they’d give it to her….I hate this pig…Seriously…she doesn’t deserve any of the attention she gets and her song fucking sucks, but not as hard as her boyfriend wishes he did… Here some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens pretending Zac Effron isn’t a faggot and that we haven’t seen her nude pics that stem from his lack of involvement in her pussy forcing her to try to find cock on the the internet….and she’s showing some cleavage…. Here are the Jersey Shore pigs cashing in on some stupid show concept that MTV is milking hard now that they actually have to pay this trash…They are kissing each other cuz that’s what fat, moron party sluts do to get noticed… Here is Lohan showing off tit in a metal jumpsuit, like a 70s pornstar a few months away from dying. She’s a fucking wreck and should be forgotten…cuz there are so many better pussies out there… Pics via Fame

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Rachel Bilson Dresses Up to Get Some Work of the Day

Rachel Bilson bores me…even when she’s all dressed up meeting with her agent cuz I guess she realizes it’s time to start working again and the 5 year vacation…it’s like all I see is a pussy that hasn’t got drunk and flashed her pussy…or even got drunk and flashed her tit…she hasn’t had any scandals, other than getting engaged to a Canadian, and it pisses me off. I want to see her pussy and I want to see it now…She chose the hollywood life….now she needs to live the fuck up to it. Show us your cunt already you boring fucking pig. Pics via Fame

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Mel B Shows Off Her Jacked Body of the Day

I wonder if Mel B’s fate would have worked out a little differently if she had named herself “Dainty Spice”, or “Lady Spice”, or “Attractive Spice”, or “I Don’t Have Boxer’s Face Spice”, or “I’m not built like my cock is bigger than my delts Spice”…. I don’t know what the fuck is going on here, but it’s definitely fucking scary, so I guess we can’t get mad at her for false marketing, she warned us this was coming…I just had no idea it would be this bad… Pics via Bauer

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Shauna Sand’s Plastic Pussy Works the Street of the Day

I have a soft spot for Shauna Sand and it is located in the women’s panties I am unfortunately wearing because we don’t do laundry and my wife is fat enough to make the shit fit like boxers. Sure, I find getting hard a challenge as I get older and the affects of hard drinking take hold, but I still find some of the most vile looking pussy worth fucking. I’m talking real poor, real dirty, real desperate, real affordable. The kind of pussy you would normally not even throw a dollar at on the street when it is playing the flute…I guess it’s got more to do with the fact that this gutter pussy that is Shauna Sand, and I really mean getter pussy, cuz if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand sex tape , you will know shit is beat the fuck up, discolored and possibly dead, doesn’t accept that she’s gutter. Sure she films herself fucking, she has shitty fake tits, she dresses in cheap sex store clothes, but she’s still all fucking hollywood, and I hate a bitch who is delusional…It’s like accept that you are meant to be working the street to pay your rent and not working the street to impress the paparazzi. I hate this bitch….and here are some pics for those of you who like seeing trash try hard to turn her vile self into an aging, melting, pornographic plastic barbie doll gone seriously wrong…something I like to call a pocket pussy I wouldn’t fuck and I never turn down a plastic pussy unless it’s still warm from the dude who used it before me. Pics via Fame

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Hayden Panettiere Is a Dude of the Day

Hayden Panettiere has always been built like a dude and like the girl in my highschool who was asked to leave the girl’s washroom cuz they thought she was a dude when she was 13, she’s only gonna get more and more dyke as she get’s older…. She is disgusting and I never understood why everyone was so into her. I can only assume it was just the power of media because she was marketed as a hot young thing despite being built like a male midget who gets shot out of cannons at the circus….because the power of media makes dudes think they are supposed to find specific girls hot..even when they aren’t…and if we don’t find them hot…we feel like we may be gay and we don’t want people thinking we are a bunch of closet cases…we listen to what we are told…and repeat it…even if listening to what we are told makes us look like bigger closet caases…becuase the bitch we are freaking out over is a dude….. I always found her vile, but realize that pussy is just pussy and as long as there’s a promise that there’s a pussy…thats good enough for us… Pics via Fame

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Bidget Marquardt in a Romper for the Infantilism Fetshists of the Day

One of the weirdest fetishes I’ve come face to face with in the bedroom was when I was slamming this bitch who was into Infantilism. We had been fucking for a few weeks when she opened up to me and told me that she wanted to not only get me in a diaper, but wanted me to shit myself in that diaper, which wasn’t too hard for me, but it was kinda hard when she started fingering herself and moaning as she cleaned me up while talking to me in babytalk…I took the blowjob…and went along with the whole thing, but couldn’t really grasp the psychology behind the shit and wanted to stay the fuck away from it, but it was before the internet and before I knew there was a movement….a movement that must be real fucking happy because Rompers are in style and now everyday hot pussy is out in the shit daily…sure they are walking around and not crawling or in adult sized cribs, but shit’s one step closer to getting the whole world in on what they’ve been into for so long…it’s like this fashion item is opening doors into their world and making the weirdness ok….cuz if you’re like me, and not even into infantilism, you can appreciate the jakced-up pussy hugging while ass and titty grabbing from one piece of clothing at the same time ….and if you can’t you’re the fucking weird one…. So heres Bridget Marquardt proving that not only do you not have to be into infantilism, but you don’t have to be hot to make the Romper a sexy choice when dressing…. Pics via Fame

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