singers auditioning for idol are really paying tribute to MJ…many credit him for getting into singing.
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Ryan Seacrest
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Click through to see the embellishment that really makes this shortsuit special. I feel like this picture was probably taken at an art gallery opening in Williamsburg. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
A sampling of bon mots from Michael Bay's latest masterpiece, culled from IMDB . I really identify with Sam.
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Memorable Quotes from ‘Transformers 2’
For those of you who really love dick but can’t admit it to yourself because of the implications it will have with your family, friends and even your co-workers because gay is still not something you’re willing to accept and prefer staying on the “Tranny Porn Fetish fence on, so you slowly satisfy your needs by dating ugly butch girls with facial hair, who you try to surprise with a sailor costume, or even a construction worker costume, or some other Village People shit, trying to play it off as being something fun and exciting to do and totally not sexual, until your plan goes to hell when you try to slip her into the strap-on dildo you’ve been holding onto for her to use on you for months, this one’s for you. If you are wondering, it is Mariah Carey dressed on set of her new music video as a dude who had botox and a weak chin
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Mariah Carey Cross Dressin’ of the Day
She’s become part of American popular culture thanks to shows like “The Bachelor” and “Dancing with the Stars,” and now Melissa Rycroft is hearing wedding bells. The reality television fixture announced her engagement to Tye Strickland, an insurance agent from Dallas, following two years of on/off dating
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Melissa Rycroft Announces Engagement
Celebrated archivists EverythingIsTerrible unearthed this video of Ted Danson running game. Special correspondent Eliot Glazer informs me that this comes from an 1986 PSA entitled How Can I Tell If I'm Really In Love?
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Ted Danson’s Pick-Up Lines
I refuse to go see Transformers partially because I don’t give a fuck about those kinds of movies and haven’t seen the first one, but also because I don’t like the public humiliation of sitting in that theater amongst a whole lot of loser virgin dudes, because I like being around vagina. That’s why I’m into going to those Highschool Musical, Bring It On, Miley Cyrus jams, because that’s where you get looked at like a sex offender by all the 14 year olds and their parents, and if you’re lucky, they don’t notice you jerkin off. That said, this Isabel Lucas whore blew me the fuck away, she looks good, and is a solid strategy to seduce the loser virgins into buying the DVD and hitting the theaters again, over and over, until they realize that no matter how many times they see the shit, bitch isn’t gonna jump out of the screen and go home with them
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Isabel Lucas in the Water of the day
I know part of you wants to knock up the first bitch who comes your way so that she can never fuckin’ leave you and you won’t have to be alone anymore, but seriously, after lookin’ at these Coleen Rooney pics, you’ll realize that it’s a bad fuckin’ idea, but then again, any girl you land will probably already look like she’s pregnant, because you can only attract the lonely fat ones, who don’t need your contribution, I mean other than for the whole pregnancy to force you to stay with them for the rest of their fat bitch life as to not feel alone, and I guess that makes you motherfuckers soul mates….
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Coleen Rooney is Still Pregnant in her Bikini of the Day
I haven’t been on the computer all weekend, because it is summber and I prefer spending my time lookin at real girls in bikinis, or at least in short skirts and skimpy clothes, so I didn’t bother posting these Lohan in her bikini bottoms doin’ the Michael Jackson in Vegas celebrating her birthday, but that’s mainly because of severe sadness that I wasn’t invited to her party, like this was elementary school, and I was the weird fat kid no one likes, which I guess is a common theme in my life. I am so fuckin’ tired of this MJ shit, like dude hasn’t had so much air play, since he fingered a 10 year old in his Hot Air Baloon, but this lesbian pussy grab picture is alright, because like all lesbians, I appreciate a good pussy grab, finger, lick, or pretty much anything vagina related, but unlike all lesbians I am not so down with construction boots, talking about women’s rights in a man’s world, huggin’ trees while eating organic trail mix, before shaving their heads, and rollin’ their flannel shirts up to rip off every penis that comes their way, because they are still bitter they got raped/molested or ignored when they were lesbian….
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Lindsay Lohan Does the Michael Jackson in Her Bikini Bottoms of the Day
Katie Price brought out her fake tits the other night because she hasn’t really got much of a choice and they pretty much follow her wherever she goes, kinda like when I bring out my disgustingly fat everything, my little penis and my herpes. I’ve written about her so fuckin’ much the last few days and I am bored of her….
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Katie Price and Her Big Tits of the Day
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