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Hurricane Chris Performs for the Government of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is up with Louisianna, I do know that I’ve been there before and never wanted to fuckin’ leave, and the case in fuckin’ point is that some dude named Hurricane Chris was asked to come sing his song “Halle Berry ” in the House of Representatives during some Louisianna State Legislature session, whatever the fuck that means, I just know I wish that bitch on the right was doin a little less head bobbin and a little more booty talking. This is massively weird and out of fuckin’ context and that’s what makes me believe that anything is fuckin’ possible… Here’s the lyrics in case you weren’t sure what they were talking about at this very important political gathering… Lyrics to She’s Fine : Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Hurricane Bow bow Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Bum bum bum Bum bum bum Bum bum bum Bum bum bum She fine den a bitch, ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Well let’s get ratchet Let’s get ratchet Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming Told her to bust it open let me see what’s really happnin She the ship and I’m the captain I’m tha captain Booty bigger than the pus And I’m all the way in your city I’m from louisianna so you gotta show me how your City do it for that camera Make it drop and bring it back to the top You no amateur Girl you can give it to me it ain’t nothing I can’t handle She just got out of the shower smellin like a scented candle And I’m finna finna? Sliding off tha mattress No moving no acting baby this is real action Beat it up so bad You be scared to walk past me I know your halle berry Baby there’s no acting I beat it up so bad You be scared to walk past me for real She fine den a bitch ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle berry you jazze That’s way past fine Girl you look like something that should be on tha dance line Increadable by tha waist Pluss she got a pretty face Even tho she got class she listen to UGK I’m finna flip her through traffic With tha top back of tha donk Girl I gaurntee I can make you go numb numb numb numb I got enough bread to take me and you to London And back to America and all over the country She make me want to keep her close by Like a side kick She tha type of chick that ain’t gone never look sloppy I’m a beat it out the frame Hurricane that’s who I be You must be Halle berry I don’t need to see your Id She fine den a bitch ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Gone bob your head Gone work your shoulder Now what I just said girl do it on tha dick Age ain’t shit I done got a lil older Me or you man baby girl take a pic Whitch one She so classy, Shes so jazzy Lil momma blow like a Do it on tha dick She don’t need no help She say she got it She do it all by her self Get so fine Like a god damn ticket Gave her a hickey In order for a nig like me to spend cash You gotta bounce like shocks in your ass You, bed, ass, work Start slow faster Mr

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Michael Jackson and Britney Spears HD, The Way You Make Me Feel, Live 2001 (With Lyrics)

really turn me on (You really turn me on) You knock me off of my feet now baby (You knock me off of my feet) My lonely days are gone (My lonely days are gone) I never felt so in love before Promise baby, youll love me forevermore I swear Im keepin you satisfied ‘Cause youre the one for me The way you make me feel (The way you make me feel) You really turn me on (You really turn me on) You knock me off of my feet now baby (You knock me off of my feet) My lonely days are gone (My lonely days …

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Sienna Miller in a White Sexy Bikini of the Day

Sienna Miller is some home wrecking washed up party slut who managed to get a couple of movies and here she is in a white bikini trying to trick us all into thinking that she’s pure, but I’m pretty sure if you found those bottoms on your bedroom floor after fuckin her, you’d find a green stain that would make you regret what you did the night before. I don’t really know waht I am talking about, but I assume Sienna Miller’s fucked enough dudes that her pussy oozes space shit and that’s all I have to say about that cuz I have better things to do than this, like finger bang the girl sitting next to me at McDonald’s. Sure she’s 80, but that just means she will probably invite me over for some backed goods. Continue reading

Megan Fox Licking Her Lips of the Day

Transformers star Megan Fox was down in Hollywood after the big premiere of Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen yesterday.

Megan was doing a pre-tape for a TV show promoting the big release of Transformers 2 which opens today.

Only a small crowd showed up because of the Johnny Depp premiere that was also going on, but Megan still came over to greet everyone. It worked out great for me, not only did I get an autograph of Megan but I got these great pictures.

As you can see Megan loves her tongue, she kept licking her lips and sticking her tongue out, you can see it good in the first picture but I also have a few more pictures of Megan doing the same thing.

I wonder if she was dreaming about Shia Labouef as it is rumored that they are dating? What do you think?

Hilary Duff is in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Stuff by Hilary Duff that I guess she’s been accumulating in the event of famine striking so that she can “live off the land” for a couple extra days, you know like she’s using her stomach as it’s very own emergency food pantry or backpack filled with supplies, in the event of a nuclear strike or natural disaster, or maybe it’s just her own way to pad herself naturally to survice those Hockey Locker Room Gangbang her boyfriend puts her thru after every game to build team morale, but I have a feeling it’s got more to do with her being lazy, settling down and gettin’ older cuz guess what, she’s not 16 anymore and I’m sure that hurts all of your deeper than I can really understand. Perverts Continue reading

Lookin Up Jennifer Anistons Skirt of the Day

I just spend 5 minutes zooming in and out of this Jennifer Aniston upskirt pictures like some kind of virgin, not because I am a virgin but because I have a lot of fuckin’ time on my hands. In a lot of ways I am like a retired man, you know taking naps off and on all day, watching Soap Operas at McDonalds, but in reality I am just unemployed, unlike Aniston, who is seen here working, which is really all she has going for her, since no man she goes for will date her, impregnate her, or marry her.

The reason isn’t so much that dude’s won’t settle with her, it’s that she has too high standards and needs to take it down a notch. We get it, you scored Brad Pitt and got him to marry you in your glory days, well he left you and maybe it’s time to stop lookin for someone better than him because at this point it is not going to happen. He is Brad Fuckin’ Pitt….and you’re a bunch of years older and a lot more irrelevant….

Sitting at home, or in your trialer on set, obsessing over him, hoping things turn around and he realizes he made a mistake and was actually in love with her, is just wishful thinking. Just because the good times and memories they had together were the happiest times of your life, doesn’t mean they were his, and this whole Angelina shit is not just a phase, he got her knocked up and maybe you were the phase, despite thinkin he’s your family, your soulmate, your everything…..you’re going to die the fuck alone….because it’s over and time to move on….

Stiles Points – "So let it be written, so let it be done": Tim …

Serious question – is this chick really Tim Tebow’s girlfriend ?…there is another photo of her with Tebow …but you know how things get on the internet – sometimes people make shit up…I’d appreciate if someone can respond to my …

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TAYLOR SWIFT You Belong With Me HD Love Story White Horse Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus The Climb

Taylor Swift You Belong With Me Taylor Swift “Love Story” SUPERCLEAR REAL 1080p HD Hannah Montana Ms Love Story finally Finds Her Knight on a White Horse!! CMT Music Awards Tonight! Taylor Takes The Avril Lavigne Girlfriend Approach to this Awesome Music Video to Find Her “White Horse” Knight Ft. The Star From Hannah Montana The Movie Lucas Till Who Played Miley Cyrus Boyfriend when she sang The Climb! So Carrie Underwood Just a Dream s Rival Taylor goes It’s Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend Meets …

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Sacha Baron Cohen/Borat/Bruno Prank On Eminem (MTV Movie Award 2009)

www.imcurtain.com Is this a real prank or another MTV staged prank? What do you think guys?

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Lil Dez Has a Word With LeBron About D12

Since NIKE spent so much on ads for LeBron -v- Kobe…. Figured I would help them out and add the real MVP to the conversation…

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