I pretty much only know two things about Anna Maria Sobolewska here: 1) that’s she’s German, and 2) that her bikini photoshoots are so hot they’re liable to cause a five-alarm pants fire if you’re not careful. So enjoy these pictures, but just to be safe, I’d recommend making sure you take frequent breaks for cold showers if you plan on getting anything else done today. It hasn’t worked for me yet, but hopefully you guys will have better luck. » view all 14 photos
I’ve started to come to terms with the fact that I’ll probably never get invited to any black tie events or charity balls, or pretty much anywhere with an open bar and a no sweatpants policy. It’s just classic blogger discrimination. But I’m still a little upset that a hot nobody like Sam Faiers here threw a party and didn’t tell me. I mean, c’mon, there’s no way a bunch of drunk British reality stars are better-behaved than me. I would’ve even made sure to say “Please” before asking to Sam to go motoroboating. See? The perfect gentleman. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
Reality star fame can be short lived. Some stretch their 15 minutes and others don’t make the cut. Here are 10 reality stars who were fired from a reality show.
Reality shows are like seven elevens: there is one everywhere you turn. For some reality stars reality TV does more harm than good. Here are 9 reality stars that need to throw in the towel.
These pics of Behati Prinsloo modelling for Free People, may be boring as fuck, but I like Victoria’s Secret models when they are modelling anything but Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret shit is so predictable, so repetitive, so photoshopped vagina lip and nipple, not that Free People is anything better, but just a different vibe to really show us how diverse a model this Behati is, while doing the exact same thing she does for every one of her clients, only this time in less lingerie…when really she should be following her NIPPLES IN THIS SHOOT’S LEAD cuz nipples are better than no nipples, right Angelina Jolie? But the problem with Behati, has nothing to do with her not showing off her nipples, but everything to do with her having had unprotected sex with Adam Levine, even if they are broken up, it means she was starstruck by him, groupied on him, and let him cum inside her with all his money and gelled hair, and a girl into that, is one who should be taken out back and shot for being just like every other girl, impressed by pop shit. The worst. Here’s the video…anyway…
Olga Rodionova has some Russian tits! Old Russian Tits. She’s pushing 40. She’s a model who has seen better days and has done all kinds of shit, from Playboy to Vogue. She’s an actor who has been in such hits as “Trasure Raiders” and “Elevator”…and she owns a PR company. She has since been knocked up by some Russian Billionaire, obviously, that’s what the hot ones do in Russia when they aren’t abducted by, eaten up by, seduced by the human trafficking sex trade by threats of their family being killed off. Most importantly, she still models her titties because by the looks of them, they aren’t nearly as old as her…. What it comes down to is what can’t this girl do…typical product of communism…winning GOLDS in all she does.
Kristin Cavallari may be a nobody, but a few years ago, she was best known for being on a hit MTV show called Laguna Beach that gave her an ego, and made her think that since she staged reality so well, she could be an actress, and turned down the spinoff, which was an even bigger hit that her show, called the HILLS, but in her mind, it was ok, she was a star and was going to get movie work, without realizing that no one respects reality stars, only to crawl back to the spinoff the last season, hell she needed to make money to pay her rent and lavish lifestyle from when she was a TV Star, only to get cancelled…..pregnant and now posing on the beach in a bikini in staged post pregnancy pics I assume are for US Weekly, because they are the only ones who would care about this…. Now that you know the history of Kristin Cavallari, you can stare at her mom ass, that is actually not offensive at all, in fact, as much as I hate admitting it, because she’s such a vapid twat, I kinda like it, but in my defence, I like all asses in bikinis, even the scary ones. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Joey Buttafuoco is writing a tell-all book about the Amy Fisher saga. Seriously. Buttafuoco believes it’s “clean the slate” and move on with his life … by dredging up the infamous crime 20 years later? Anyway, it’s gonna be called Closure . “Everyone thinks they know [the story] but they really don’t,” says Joey. Joey says the book his ex-wife Mary Jo Buttafuoco – who Amy Fisher shot in the face after Joey’s affair with her in 1992 – wrote back in 2009 is not true. It’s an “angry account of an ex-wife who pieced together her own vision of why things happened. [She] had no knowledge of my life away from home.” Buttafuoco tells TMZ that “It’s finally time for all of us to move on. My book is closure for everyone and our respected families. It’s time.” Sure it is man. [Photo: WENN.com]
Kim Kardashian made it clear in a recent interview with V : She wants to one day earn herself a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Is this in any way plausible? A chamber of commerce rep was asked that question by The Hollywood Reporter and essentially responded: No, not unless Kardashian, you know, actually accomplishes something. “Part of criteria in being honored is receiving awards such as Emmys, SAG Awards, Oscars, etc. in the category of television, live-stage performance or motion pictures,” said this person in the know. “They have to have a career in the business of acting for five years or more.” Kardashian has (unfortunately) guest-starred on How I Met Your Mother and Drop Dead Diva . She’ll even make an appearance in an upcoming Tyler Perry movie . If that’s not enough, would Kardashian’s career in front of E! cameras qualify her for a spot alongside the legends of Hollywood Boulevard? Could reality stars ever be treated in such high regard? The rep offered a simple answer: That’s “not on our radar right now.” Sorry, Kim. We hate to be the bearer of such bad, obvious news. (Editor’s Note: That’s not true. We enjoy it.)
