Candice Swanepoel is ridiculous. She is at the level of hot that you don’t really worry about her being from South Africa and the high AIDS rate her pussy has, because you’re too busy trying to cum inside her, knocking her up and making her someone you have to see the rest of your life….even if the reality is that you’ll really only come in contact with her in pictures, making getting AIDS and a bitch pregnant, but I guess that all depends where your hand has been….or more importantly….where the caliber of women you meet have been….not that you have to worry about that, you don’t meet women….you’re hopeless……
It’s a good day to be Jenelle Evans … for once. The Teen Mom 2 star revealed that the charges pressed by former roommate Hannah Inman have been dropped, leaving her in the clear (at least as of this post). Jenelle was arrested for cyber-stalking earlier this month, one of her three arrests in 2012. Inman had accused her of making threats and harassing phone calls . Apparently no longer. “COURT IS OVER WITH CHARGES WERE DROPPED WITH THE HANNAH CASE. 🙂 she dropped them,” Jenelle tweeted of the good news. Jenelle has more time to not hang out with son Jace now! Nice! Evans was first charged in January after a web of accusations came out between the reality star and Inman involving threats and naked photos on Facebook. Although these charges were dropped, James Duffy , Inman’s roommate and Evans’ former boss who says Jenelle cyberstalks” him, is still pursuing a case. Yes, that’s a separate legal matter … with a court date set for Friday.
Typically, Kim Kardashian is fine with anything south of the border. But only if it makes her money. Hence the reality star’s anger over a billboard in Mexico, located just south of California, that features a photo of Kim in a bikini and the words: “No arriesgue su belleza, ni su salud.” Translation: Don’t risk your beauty or your health . As TMZ reports, however, the doctor behind this sign never asked permission to use Kim’s likeness , responding to a question over that illegal maneuver by simply telling the site “Obviously I did not speak to Kim Kardashian. I do not have her number,” and then hanging up when informed of why he violated the law. Kim’s legal team is on the case, which means this large-breasted former sex tape star is now involved in yet another feud. She continues to go at it with Kris Humphries over their divorce, and finds herself in war of words with Jon Hamm .
It’s totally on between… Jon Hamm and Kim Kardashian?!? The Mad Men star made headlines this week for telling Elle UK he was baffled by a society that rewards ” being a f-ckin idiot ,” specifically referencing Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton in the process. Now, the reality star has responded via Twitter, writing: “Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, ‘stupid,’ is in my opinion careless. “I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another.” It should be noted that Kim posted this message not long after also posting the above photo of her cleavage. Choose a side in this mini feud:
New album is about ‘accepting that your fantasy is actually your reality,’ Santi tells MTV News. By James Montgomery Santigold When it came time for Santigold to begin work on the follow-up to her breakout self-titled debut, she had to change more than just her name; she had to readjust her entire view on reality. “I really had to get a grasp on what the process was for this record … and what I was experiencing. And, really, the process for me of making this record was mastering my make-believe,” she said. “It was really about navigating through my own reality; navigating through my mind, my emotions and realizing that I was in control. I had to trust my vision and my creativity and really own the art I was making and own my experience in life, and claim it. I really do believe that our view on the world is what the world is; how we view ourselves is what we are … we really are in control of our lives and ourselves and our world, but only if we take control.” And take control she does on the upcoming Master of My Make-Believe, an album that is, first and foremost, a mission statement, Santi’s ode to self-empowerment and self-awareness. But despite what the title may suggest, it is most definitely not an escapist fantasy. Rather than withdraw from the increasingly surreal times in which we live, she’s suggesting we do the complete opposite. “It’s about accepting that your fantasy is actually your reality, and trusting your imagination, and trusting that your imagination is actually a real sense of knowing, ” she explained. “It was my second record, so I really wrongly thought I had it all under control going into it. I was like, ‘OK, I got this, I know how to make a record, I know who I’m working with,’ so the first thing was to realize that was completely wrong. The other thing was, last time I had John Hill sort of as my partner throughout the record; I worked with a lot of people, but John was always there. This time, the only person that was always there was me. That was a big change, and I had to grow into accepting that. It took a tremendous amount of trust in myself.” While all that may lead you to believe that Make-Believe is all heady and conceptual, well, take a listen to first single a staggering, swaggering slab of electro strut (courtesy of producer Ricky Blaze) and guitar stabs (courtesy of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ Nick Zinner) that is — as Santi put it — very much “for the clubs.” But it’s also a lot more. “That song took me, like, three months to write the lyrics. First, Ricky sent me a track that was amazing, and visually, it reminded me of this day when me, Diplo and John Hill went out on this boat, and John was seasick; he was throwing up over the side,” she laughed. “And we were going really fast on this speedboat, and I was just holding on, sitting cross-legged on the very front of the boat, and my body was just, like, flying, like I could have been thrown off at any minute. And this guy was playing this old reggae through these little speakers, and it was blown out and distorted, and it was such a visual memory that stayed with me, and this song kind of felt like that. “But lyrically, I was trying to talk about what I want for the world and what I want people to be,” she continued. “The youth are the hope of the future, and I want people to have the courage to trust their own vision and instincts and make up the truth for themselves and question what’s told to them.” Will you check out Santigold’s new project? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists Santigold
I never would have thought I would see Ms. Braxton and her new “Friend” hooking up like this. Just for some reason not him…… This is what US Weekly is reporting: The singer, 44, and comic actor, 50, “are seeing each other and very into it,” a source tells Us Weekly, adding that the romance started up four months ago. The Tower Heist star — who has eight kids from previous relationships — even cheered on the mother of two (who’s been separated from singer Keri Lewis since 2009), backstage at her Feb. 19 L.A. concert. While Braxton’s rep insists “Toni and Eddie are just friends and have been fans of each other’s work for a long time,” the insider says, “Their kids have met and everything. It’s getting very serious.” In addition to first wife Nicole Mitchell, Murphy dated former Spice Girl Melanie Brown from 2006 to 2007, and exchanged marital vows with Tracey Edmonds in 2008 in a “symbolic” ceremony that was never made legal. Back in the late 1980s, Murphy was linked to another big-voiced R&B superstar: the late Whitney Houston. Braxton’s search for love after her split from Lewis was a major plot point in the most recent season of her reality show Braxton Family Values.
Will she stay will she go? The whole world wants to know the status of Kim Richards on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . Bravo is yet to make an announcement, but this reality star made it clear to Us Weekly last night: she wants to stick around. “I love life. I’ve just been enjoying it so much,” Kim told the magazine at a pre-Oscar party in Los Angeles, referring to her recent trip to rehab and adding: “[My experience] doesn’t make me want to walk away from anything,It makes me want to step out in front of everything and just say, ‘You know what, anybody can do it.’ I don’t want to walk away from anything in my life. It’s part of life: facing it!” We’re guessing the salary and exposure don’t hurt, either. Richards also made a point of thanking those around her for helping her overcome so many personal struggles. “My family and friends – without them I just couldn’t do it. My fans have been so supportive… People walk up to me and they just hug me and cry. That’s so rewarding to me.”
Dr. Conrad Murray’s girlfriend, Nicole Alvarez, is begging the court to let him out of jail pending his appeal, claiming he’s a “good father” to their toddler. Somehow we don’t see it happening. Nicole Alvarez , who testified during Murray’s involuntary manslaughter trial last fall, filed a declaration of support for Murray Thursday, in which she says if Murray is released, he will live with her and their two-year-old son in Santa Monica, Calif. It’s not the most powerful or emotional letter. Alvarez says, “Dr. Murray is the father of my child,” adding, he “has been our primary source of support.” Moving stuff right there. It’s unclear how much support Murray can provide now, considering his medical license has been revoked and he’s likely spent a fortune on legal fees. Murray’s hearing for bail pending appeal of his conviction is scheduled for Friday in L.A. The D.A. opposes bail, saying Murray is a danger to society . Should be open and shut: No bail.