I know that in the past I’ve said how Eva Longoria kinda bores me for some reason, I don’t really know why, but she seems to be trying to step up her game. Here she is at the Cannes Film Festival showing off a hell of a lot of skin to a bunch of perverted Frenchmen in tuxedos. I like it. I’ve got shots from pretty much every conceivable angle and yet not once does she slip a nipple. Now that’s talent.
Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl looking like shit, which isn’t news because she’s a dumpy cunt who always looks like shit, but for some reson thinks she’s hot, because I guess she works in movies and people buy into marketing and things they say on TV, when anyone with a fucking penis and a brain knows, that this is the kind of girl you fuck cuz it is around and not something you masturbate to….ever. I am posting these pics cuz my good friend Speedmonkey saw her on the street yesterday, in this same outfit, and asked her for a pic, and she was a rude cunt to him, she either ignored him, or walked by him, or told him to fuck off….all things that deserve to be cunt punched out of her, cuz bitches like this aren’t supposed to have egos, they’re supposed to suck your dick cuz no one else is perverted or desperate enough to give them dick… Ya heard?
I have a thing for mothers of four, with different dads, who have old haggard faces and great tans on their hot, tight, fit, fake tit bodies….but only in pictures, because I fear the state of their vagina looseness…. I still don’t really know what Brooke Burke does, I’m thinking she’s now a professional twitterer who blocked me, who was once on TV….but here she is promoting random crap…making me think there’s so much more to her… But I’m more into her hot mom bikini body ….
I don’t really know what all this is about, but it’s a Twitter picture of Kaley Cuoco dressed as Wonder Woman eating a piece of cake or something. Good enough. I know that when I eat cake, I prefer to do it dressed as one of my favorite superheroes. Who doesn’t? Anyhow, she looks like she’s still having a few issues with her two-faceness, she just doesn’t photograph well, but at least the Wonder Woman body looks good.
Embattled rapper DMX has responded to the latest news about his extended incarceration in an Arizona jail. Through his manager Nakia Walker, who has been working with the hip-hop legend to try and resuscitate his career since 2007, DMX exclusively revealed to TheUrbanDaily.com an impressive list of deals he has waiting for him once he gets released from Yuma State prison. “Earl has a new album about to be released, a new video game, touring opportunities, even a new reality show,” says Ms. Walker, the CEO of Built For War Management. “He is signed to United Music & Media , a division of WEA, the videogame prototype was done by Mojo Bone Studios, and as soon as he gets out, I have a production crew who will fly out to Arizona ready to begin production on his new TV series. There are millions of dollars on the table for him…” Walker says DMX has been working on the album over the past year while in and out of jail and that the record is 85% complete. “Swizz Beatz and Dame Grease have produced it. Scott Storch and Tyrese have also been involved.” The lead single, “Y’all Don’t Really Know” is produced by Swizz and features Busta Rhymes. Walker fears many of these plans will be on hold however, until X can get clear of his legal issues. “It’s likely DMX will remain incarcerated until August 25, but he may also face additional charges. X has a disease and that’s all his incarceration is about. He has not hurt anybody but himself in years.” To download DMX’s new single, “Y’all Don’t Really Know,” click here
I don’t really know why I have these shots of Elsa Pataky going paragliding up on the site today, but it’s done so I have to work with what I’ve got. I mean, I like a woman in tights and a tank top, especially when I can kind of see through the top, but I’m not thrilled when chicks wear helmets and harnesses… Unless they’re in the bedroom of course.
I don’t really know who Diane Kruger is. I just know she’s German and Germans like to get intense, agry, emotionless, demented sex with good engineering. You know these are the people who just 65 years ago were doing tests on humans they deemed subpar because they were told to, making me assume they are a people that are pretty easy to get to convince to lick you’re asshole while you shit down their throat, you just have to tell them something convincing….like that if they don’t do it, they’re bad Germans…. Sure I don’t know much about the culture, but I’m working off logic here, and now their biggest crossover star from their world to ours since Heidi Klum, but then again I’m just saying that cuz I don’t know any other German’s off the top of my head, and this one is rockin’ GQ naked and amazing…and that’s good enough for me… I don’t really know who Diane Kruger is, but here she is in some movie called Inhale – Naked…. To See The Rest of the GQ Pictures Follow this Link GO
Holly Madison has been kind of boring the last few times I’ve posted pictures of her on the site, I don’t really know why, but I don’t like it. Maybe she’s getting older and wants to be taken more seriously or some garbage like that. Anyhow, I don’t think I need to explain to you why I’m posting these pictures of her squatting in a tight little black dress. Sadly we don’t see anything good, but she still looks hot and I’ve been in love with those breasts for years so I couldn’t let them go unnoticed. Enjoy. more pictures of Holly Madison here
I really love chubcakes, I always have, the only problem I have with them is that they’re normally attached to someone who’s not exactly in peek physical condition. It’s such a shame, but that’s how the universe works. This is a prime example. Here’s Ali Larter and her nice post pregnancy chubcakes going for a walk the other day to burn off some calorie, at least I hope that’s what’s going on…. Children really know how to mess up a woman’s body.
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