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Nina Agdal in OP Campaign of the Day

I don’t find Nina Agdal hot…I mean sure she’s got a good body, but so many girls have good bodies, it’s the fucking 2010s, girls take care of themselves, I see that shit on Instagram, they all want to be Nina Agdal level of celebrity, even if this OP campaign is really the only thing Nina Agdal’s got paid for in a while…you see everyone thinks these models make millions, but they don’t, because so many other girls want to be them, so for years and years they work for free or for very little until becoming a name, like Nina Agdal that people hire because she’s got a fan base like you… Meaning…she probably makes 250k a year, which is good for someone to walk around in a bikini once or twice a month, but not good enough to make her not groupie for people like Adam Levine, the worst human ever, who she wasn’t even good enough for, making her real bottom of the barrel trash, but here she is in some behind the scenes bullshit..

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Ashley Benson had a Rough Workout of the Day

In case you were wondering, Ashley Benson, a girl you’ve probably never heard of, unless you saw Spring Breakers, which you probably did, because you have a thing for all the Disney Stars that were in it, since you felt like you had a romantic relationship with them, seeing as you watched them all grow up…and by watched I mean masturbated to them all while they were growing up…now all legal in fat in bikinis…well she’s the one who had a threesome with the other one…trying to break free and be edgy so people take her seriously as an actor…well apparently, she had a real rough workout….but not a good enough workout to be wearing little booty shorts…which is really the only kind of workout I care about, but I’ll post it anyway. Too bad she’s not hot.

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Monica Bellucci for S Moda of the Day

I was drinking with an Italian guy a couple of weeks ago and he pulled up a picture of Monica Bellucci eating a plate of pasta and drinking a glass of wine and he told me that to him, as an Italian man, that was probably the single hottest imagery he could see, so he jerked off to it a couple times, saved it to his phone and yelled at his wife about how she needs to step up her Italian game, you know shave that mustache, lay off the carbs for a month, and practice her Italian, to turn her from a fat Jersey Shore pile of trash into this….personally, I’m more into throat fucking, but we’re all allowed to have our fantasies… Here’s the non-erotic video…

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Maty Matusevich Models Some Lida Lingerie of the Day

Girls with guy names, are amazing, because they don’t look like girls who would have guy names…..you know like ROGER the bull dyke down the hall, is a miss use of a girl with a guy’s name, while this Maty Matusevich, model from wherever the fuck she’s from , is lovely… What’s also lovely is the shoot, because it’s all trailer park fantasy, see I’ve been in trailer parks, and they are far more fat, toothless, even the illegitimate teen pregnant ones… Lookin’ good in lingerie girl with a guy’s name.

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Kelly Brook for AXE of the Day

Kelly Brook is in a new AXE Campaign, because really what else is she capable of doing with herself, it’s not like she’s gonna win an Oscar or some shit, and she’s only got a small window to make money…with her amazing fucking titties…that are really the only reason any of us know who she is… All I know is that I am sure she wishes she lived in a world with no gravity….to prevent her from sagging into a 40 year old no one cares about. I didn’t bother watching the clip, because watching commercials for the cleavage is on the lower end of my priority or interest level list, but I am sure you’ll watch it, make it viral and make that rancid spray that I can’t believe any dude would wear, more money than they already make….

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Beth Humphreys is the Other Glamour Model of the Day

I guess it would make more sense if I just dedicated the site to Glamour Models…because they are really the only girls brining anything worth lookin’ at lately…you know consistent with their titties put on blast…while other actors or models are just not as into showcasing their tits as much….forcing us to wait around for what we want…while Glamour models..and their entire existence relies on their tits…but I guess what girl doesn’t..and when they’ve got big tits…they might as well monetize… Her name is Beth Humphreys – she is interchangeable with all the other girls….but I like her…even if she’s no different…that her busty counterparts….they are all the same…equally fun to look at topless

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Kate Upton in Some “Accessorize” Campaign of the Day

This is Kate Upton in some campaign called “Accessorize” when really the only accessory she needs, has used, and now relies on, is her tits…they are the only thing that matter of hers….and You know what…tits or not….I hate Kate Upton..and I know I hate a lot of things…and my hate is no taken seriously at all…cuz when you hate everything inconsistently….it’s as annoying as when you like everything inconsistently…and we all know how bad we want to punch most overly positive people in the genitals…but in all my years of hating one girl, then liking her, then hating her, I can safely Kate Upton doesn’t deserve the success she’s had, she’s built like a Walmart clerk who just hasn’t finished puberty yet, but who as soon as she does, will fucking explode into some swollen ankle, diabetic, hormonally imbalanced freak. She is the babe from highschool you see 5 years later with 3 kids and a fucking motorized scooter for handicap people to get through the grocery store without having a heart attack…she is like my fucking wife…misleading as hell and it is cuz obesity starts in the tits…but all her hype makes everyone jump on her bandwagon…but I know…they know what I know…and that is that she’s the fucking worst…even if miss piggy sells product….

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Kate Upton in Some “Accessorize” Campaign of the Day

Kate Upton in Some “Accessorize” Campaign of the Day

This is Kate Upton in some campaign called “Accessorize” when really the only accessory she needs, has used, and now relies on, is her tits…they are the only thing that matter of hers….and You know what…tits or not….I hate Kate Upton..and I know I hate a lot of things…and my hate is no taken seriously at all…cuz when you hate everything inconsistently….it’s as annoying as when you like everything inconsistently…and we all know how bad we want to punch most overly positive people in the genitals…but in all my years of hating one girl, then liking her, then hating her, I can safely Kate Upton doesn’t deserve the success she’s had, she’s built like a Walmart clerk who just hasn’t finished puberty yet, but who as soon as she does, will fucking explode into some swollen ankle, diabetic, hormonally imbalanced freak. She is the babe from highschool you see 5 years later with 3 kids and a fucking motorized scooter for handicap people to get through the grocery store without having a heart attack…she is like my fucking wife…misleading as hell and it is cuz obesity starts in the tits…but all her hype makes everyone jump on her bandwagon…but I know…they know what I know…and that is that she’s the fucking worst…even if miss piggy sells product….

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Camille Piazza for Aubade Lingerie of the Day

Camille Piazza is another hot Australian model, because Australia produces gold when it comes to pussy, I guess thanks to inbreeding criminals who make up their white trash society, or maybe the girls just aren’t on the American diet, stay fit and look good half naked, and really the only thing we should be analyzing here is why haven’t we organized a STEPFATHER trip to Australia to meet and greet all these girls first hand…and mouth and penis…and all this say her name is making me hungrier than the idea of having her licking the pizza grease off my chest….like she was Foetus la Plantain….only less gay and far hotter to look at….and this is Camille Piazza in Aubade Lingerie ads….

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Justin Bieber’s Jump Off of the Day

So this story dropped yesterday that is just ridiculous nonsense that we fill our idiotic brains with….but that I am going to write about anyway because it made me laugh…. Apparently, Milyn “MIMI” Jenson is a “model”….who is 22 years old and studying nursing….who Justin Bieber was caught cheating on Selena Gomez with ending their fake relationship for publicity…and the whole thing makes sense…because Selena Gomez is a little too much like a girl for Bieber…and this MIMI character…is a lot like his first love…Usher Raymond…in a fucking wig… Who knows if this is legit or not…but I do know his taste in chicks is what I’d expect it to be for a little twink who likes gay saunas and all the barebacking it offers….like he was John Travolta…. Here are the hilarious pics.

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