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Jessica Simpson Is Working It

We all know that Jessica Simpson got dumped because she was getting too fat , that’s not necessarily true, I have no idea why she was dumped. But whatever the reason it’s probably for the best because now that she’s single she’s been hitting the gym again like a good girl.

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In personal terms, Obama hails Africa’s promise (AP)

AP – America’s president and Africa’s son, Barack Obama dashed with pride onto the continent of his ancestors Saturday, challenging its people to shed corruption and conflict in favor of peace. Campaigning to all of Africa, he said “Yes you can.”

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How To Get Laid

It’s the reason you were created. You might as well start practicing. Author: Hunter_Jensen

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Heather Nichols: Dry Humped By Rampage Jackson!

Heather Nichols is a small-time television and commercial actress who has been toiling away in Hollywood with small parts and roles people have not heard of. She was not heard of, that is, until she scored a gig as a reporter for Cagepotato.com, a Mixed Martial Arts and Ultimate Fighting Championship fan site. A classic YouTube moment took place when Heather Nichols interviewed MMA star Rampage Jackson, who for whatever reason decided to get frisky with her.

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Hit Me Babushka One More Time

Filed under: Britney Spears This might possibly be the best reason why old Russian women should learn English: So they can sing Britney Spears songs.Thanks to Huffington Post for finding this gem of an ad. ..

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Burris bows out of 2010 Senate race (Reuters)

Reuters – Senator Roland Burris, whose appointment to fill Barack Obama’s vacant seat was tainted by scandal, said on Friday he would not seek a full term in 2010, citing an unwillingness to raise campaign cash as the reason.

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‘Bruno’ Bestows His Top Ten Upon America

Earlier in the week Sacha Baron Cohen shockingly appeared out of character on Letterman’s show . Tonight he returned in character as “Bruno” to read the Top Ten—”Top Ten Reasons to See The New Movie Br√ºno .” ( UPDATE : The complete Top Ten has been embedded below.) CBS posted the rather hilarious preview onto YouTube earlier and we’ll post the full Top Ten here later after the show has aired and it’s available online, but it looks pretty funny

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James Franco's Rejected UCLA Commencement Speech

Funny or Die has the real reason why James Franco didn't give the 2009 UCLA graduation commencement speech. No, he didn't back out, he was just too awesome for UCLA to handle. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

ohnotheydidnt: New picture of Megan Fox from 'Jennifer's Body'

Megan Fox or not the fact that it’s written by Diablo Cody is reason enough to believe it’ll be bad. I would love it though, if the zombie cheerleader muttered pop culture references the whole movie

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Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska

It has been days since Empress Sarah Palin quit Alaska, forever. And no one yet knows why! Her “explanation” lacked, uh, actual coherent reasons

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