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Real Housewives of New York Reunion: Here Comes the Judge [Recaps]

Hear ye, hear ye. This session of Real Housewives of New York Court of the State of Bravo is about to begin. We will hear testimony and sentence the guilty accordingly. The Honorable Andrew M. “Andy” Cohen is presiding. More

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Stripped Bare [Recaps]

On last night’s episode we saw two people leave. One physically left the show, the other finally cut the tether to the real, rational world and floated up into the New Jersey sky and almost disappeared. Almost. More

The Weekly Andy Cohen WTF Moment: Andy Cohen Talks to His 13-Year-Old Alter Ego

We may not know why Bravo VP Andy Cohen hosts a weekly late night talk show where he begs various reality stars to play the Newlywed Game with him, but we are are dedicated to tracking his weirdness. With that in mind, let’s review the most bizarre moment from last night’s What What Happens Live , featuring Bethenny Frankel.

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Real Housewives of New York Reality Check: Jill Zarin Comes Under Reunion Attack

Last night, the Real Housewives of New York City cast assembled on a magenta couch in midtown Manhattan for the first of a three-installment reunion. The ladies answered Andy Cohen’s hardball questions — like, “Alex, why was your husband so bloated this season?” and “Ramona, have you had anything injected into your face lately?” — and then scratched each others eyes out. Click through for the moments (and disses) that made the Movieline Real/Fake alarm sound.

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Gleebasing: Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Skies Are Schue

After overdosing on sentimentality last night, I’ve decided to check into a Glee habilitation clinic for the summer. The offshoot of the Promises program provides a safe environment devoid of primary colors, where Schoenberg’s atonal compositions ring out across the campus all day and night, and all inspiring messages about the value of our differences have to be checked at the door (along with any shoestrings or Hall & Oates albums). It will be hard, but I was driven to this by last night’s season finale schmaltz binge, “Journey.” Let’s relive the highs and shiver through the lows, and for the last time this season, there will be a pop quiz.

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Gleebasing: Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Skies Are Schue

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Prelude to a Diss [Recaps]

On last night’s episode, Danielle spiraled further into madness while the other wives peered down the well after her. Well, Jacqueline’s daughter jumped down in there to chase her, which is never a good idea. More

Real Housewives of New York: Au Revoir, Les Enfants [Recaps]

Once again Brian Moylan has provided me with some questions about last night’s Housewives , the big old grand finale for the season. (Until the reunion.) Come remember with us, won’t you? More

Real Housewives of NYC Reality Check: For Their Last Tricks, LuAnn and Jill Make Viewers’ Ears Bleed

Good news, everyone: The Real Housewives of New York City made it through their third season with only one scam psychic , one horrible pop single , one DWI , one Hooters yacht party and one teensy, tiny nervous breakdown . Success like that deserves to be celebrated. So uncork your finest bottle of Sutter Home, wipe away your happy tears with a linen napkin and toast to the moments that hit the last Real/Fake Jackpot of the RHoNYC ‘s third go-round.

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Real Housewives of NYC Reality Check: For Their Last Tricks, LuAnn and Jill Make Viewers’ Ears Bleed

Gleebasing: Schue and Sue Make Sweet Funk

Last night, Schue & the Family Stone taught viewers about funk by moaning about Regionals-related depression, singing about how hard it is to be a pregnant teen, and saying the word “funk” over 50 times. Oh yes, the episode was funky — and not in a good way. Like most of Glee ‘s installments over the past two months, last night’s “Funk” introduced a funk jam of story arcs that won’t be continued next week, some heavy-handed after-school lessons, and another one of Schue’s embarrassingly white dance moves (let’s call it the funky butt rock). So grab your groove thang and let’s relive last night’s stank rhythms.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Heaven Must Be Missing a Hell’s Angel [Recaps]

Last night we saw a charity event for a sick baby and — WHO CARES ABOUT A SICK BABY!!! It’s Danielle time! Everyone look at Danielle! Yayyyyy Danielle. More