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The Hills Reality Check: The Gang Celebrates 100 Episodes With ATVs, Alcohol and Incest Jokes

Posted on June 30, 2010 by | Leave a comment

The Hills last night celebrated its 100th episode, which means that the series is now free to explore syndication deals for over 80 markets in hell. Collective sigh. Let’s not think about a world where kids come home from school and watch Lo and LC instead of Seinfeld and Simpsons though — let’s just comb through last night’s birthday episode, “Welcome to the Jungle,” for the most and least authentic moments of the night. First person to click through gets a free surfing lesson and ass-grab from Justin Bobby.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Second World War Begins [Recaps]

Posted on June 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

On last night’s wander into the black forests of the Garden State, we saw a sad woman at a crossroads. We saw an angry woman coming undone. We saw women who were trying to be better, but failing. More

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reality Check: Where Did All the Fun Go?

Posted on June 29, 2010 by | Leave a comment

There was a time when the Real Housewives of New Jersey was fun to watch — and that time has long since passed. Viewers are now stuck with a cast of four (you’re better off, Dina) quibbling housewives playing tug of war with the cameras as they fight to show off every gory detail of their breast augmentations, gratuitous shopping trips and their descents into stage-motherhood. Last night’s installment was no different. Danielle recovered from her latest surgery and discovered new battle tactics courtesy of Paris Hilton. Meanwhile, Jacqueline and Teresa splurged on a shopping spree that caused PETA members worldwide to weep. And somewhere, Caroline Manzo cried about the loneliness of fame, or something. Instead of reconsuming the fattening filler, join Movieline after the jump to get the heartiest moments — both real and fake — from last night’s episode.

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Real Housewives of New York Lost Footage: This Really Is the End [Recaps]

Posted on June 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last night was Bravo’s Short Cuts -esque episode of previously unaired Housewives vignettes from this season. Come, let’s look at these 22 (well, not 22) short stories about the real bridge trolls of New York Island. More

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So You Think You Can Dance Quick Kicks: Rating the Top 10

Posted on June 24, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Ten dancers, ten routines, ten chances to make Adam Shankman call you “buddy” and weep into his vest. Did the remaining 10 contestants of So You Think You Can Dance conquer the challenge of this week’s strange genres? Were Bollywood, krump, and Broadway styles adequately represented, or did they ruin those forever? Honestly, it was close. Join us for appraisals of last night’s ten performances.

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Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List Reality Check: ‘Toddlers and Remodelers’

Posted on June 23, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Kathy Griffin blurred “real” and “fake” again during last night’s D-List , this time in a novel way: She and her mother judged a toddler beauty contest, an event devoted to fake appearances and a Boulder-cold reality — all while awaiting real renovations on her fake “D-List” home. Get all that? The layers are worth their own op-ed, but it’s Movieline’s job to pick the most real and fake moments from last night’s episode. Strip down to your juniors bikini and sashay with us.

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Remember When Last Comic Standing Became the Scariest Show on TV?

Posted on June 22, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Last Comic Standing may not have a sterling reputation, but I’ve never known it to actually frighten viewers. Unfortunately, the venerable standup hour took a dark turn this week, introducing us to a “futuristic” comedian named Mr. Zed who looks like a Madame Tussaud’s rendering of Wink Martindale. Hide the kids! And the grown-ups.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Tale of Two Kims [Recaps]

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

On last night’s excursion to the dark, leafy psychological mania of suburban New Jersey, we witnessed a shift. A change in temperature, in barometric pressure. Winds slowed and curdled, skies turned the sickly green of tornadoes. The show is different . More

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Real Housewives of New York Reunion: Death Is Only the Beginning [Recaps]

Posted on June 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last night we finally saw all of the New York ghouls put back in their coffins and lowered into the earth, where they will hopefully stay for years and years and years. Well, until next season at least. More

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Top Chef D.C.: 5 Things to Anticipate Based on the Premiere

Posted on June 17, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Top Chef ‘s seventh season brings viewers to Washington D.C., where competition is everyone’s daily bread. After viewing the premiere, I’ve figured out five constants that we have to look forward to this year — unfortunately, they’ve already eliminated John Somerville (the dreadlocked kook who first needed to master uncrossed eyes before taking on puff pastries), so the potential for greatness is somewhat hindered. Still, here are five things.

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