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Big Brother Repulsion Index: When The Wizards Take on The Other Guys

What’s the only way that CBS could make an episode of Big Brother even more morally reprehensible than usual? By dressing its contestants in wizard costumes and using the show as an hour-long commercial for a major feature film that has nothing to do with wizards: The Other Guys .

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Big Brother Repulsion Index: When The Wizards Take on The Other Guys

Mad Men: The Ghosts of Christmas Past [Recaps]

This season was supposed to be about a fresh start, about reinvention, but just two episodes in and we’re already plagued with nearly-forgotten faces from long ago. The past always comes back to haunt you, especially if you’re Don Draper. More

Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Prophecy of Kim G. [Recaps]

Everyone thinks that the fights and confrontations on the Real Housewives of New Jersey come out of nowhere, but they have all been foretold by a very powerful soothsayer. Come, have a look at an ancient, earth-shattering artifact. More

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Fight the Future [Recaps]

Last night’s adventure through the jungles of North Jersey was spent dealing with the aftermath, rebuilding these lives after the battle. We carted away rubble, we said goodbye to departed weave, and we held people legally accountable for war crimes. More

Bachelorette Studfinder: Frankly, My Dear, Frank Doesn’t Give a Damn

This week on The Bachelorette , Ali had the audacity to expect that her three remaining paramours wouldn’t ditch her for ex-girlfriends. What a shame for her. Frank packed up his frozen stare and marched back to his favorite mistake Nicole, but where does that leave Ali? Alone with her BFFN s (Best Friends For Now) at Movieline who know which of the two bachelors she should pick for her big pink televised wedding.

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Bachelorette Studfinder: Frankly, My Dear, Frank Doesn’t Give a Damn

The Big Brother Repulsion Index: Popping the CBS Piñatas

Last night’s Big Brother shocked the Movieline repulsion index, thanks to a PoV challenge that involved smashing pinatas full of spoiled mayonnaise over each attention-starved housemate. Let’s find out which contestants crawled back into the house smelling the most repellent.

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The Big Brother Repulsion Index: Popping the CBS Piñatas

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List Reality Check: ‘Kathy Goes to Washington’

Kathy Griffin’s trip to Washington on last night’s My Life on the D-List , where she accepted an award from the Human Rights Campaign and kicked off an anti-“Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” rally at the National Mall, was an event concocted through bossy strong-arming disguised as D-List busking. It was real and fake at the wrong times, and with the wrong punchlines.

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Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List Reality Check: ‘Kathy Goes to Washington’

The Bachelorette Studfinder: Ranking the Last Three Hunks

The Bachelorette went and did horrible things last night. Seriously, could Ali Fedotowsky botch this game of muscles and matrimony anymore? She picks the safest gents every week and eliminates anyone who emits mild verve or a vital sign. Is she scouting for mannequins? Is she casting a Kraftwerk video ? She certainly deep-sixed my favorite contestant last night, a bundle of Mattel abdominals and pearly whites who should be declared an intergalactic lifeguard god. But fear not: We have three combatants left to rank, so join me as I get petty fast.

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The Bachelorette Studfinder: Ranking the Last Three Hunks

The Big Brother Repulsion Index: Hot Dog, It Has Begun

Last night, CBS put an Orthodox Jewish podiatrist into a hot dog costume, broadcast sexually suggestive physical challenges, and introduced us to a red-headed bimbo who thought yarmulkes were called “Yom Kippurs.” Yes, Big Brother season has begun. The Julie Chen-hosted reality show is impressive because its premise — locking thirteen untalented individuals in a house and streaming their every move for audience’s voyeuristic pleasure — demands a repulsive sub-category of fame-seeking humans: the kind of person that masturbates in a cardboard box , knowing that his every motion will be seen by millions of people in their family room. This season, Movieline is joining in the Big Brother fun by ranking the most vile houseguests after each degrading episode. Baruch haba!

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The Big Brother Repulsion Index: Hot Dog, It Has Begun

James Franco’s General Hospital Comeback: Even Worse Today

How could James Franco’s second day back in Port Charles be even more of a snooze than yesterday’s dramatically weird return , which featured around two minutes of the actor smiling menacingly under a hood (slide A), offering entertainment for food (slide B) and petting a toy monkey in a sinister manner (slide C)? Step into the shadowy alleyway and let Movieline explain.

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James Franco’s General Hospital Comeback: Even Worse Today