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23 Questions About Lost Episode 616, "What They Died For," Answered!

Previously, on Lost : Jack looks in his bag and finds a bomb that can’t kill everyone on the submarine unless they mess with it. Sawyer messes with the bomb. Everyone frets about what to do with the bomb. Sayid grabs the bomb and runs. The bomb explodes. Sayid dies. Frank Lapidus dies. (Never forget!) Jin decides to drown with Sun rather than live life as a single parent. Jack, Kate, Sawyer and Hurley wash up on the beach. Only one more episode left, gang. Let’s not waste any more time in preamble before turning the Frozen Donkey Answer Wheel to handle the latest batch of questions Lost has posed to us.

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23 Questions About Lost Episode 616, "What They Died For," Answered!

American Idol: Glory Glory Hallelujah [Recaps]

And so last night we trudged on again, this time with only three oxen to pull Mother Courage-Seacrest’s war wagon through the mud. Was it a successful journey? Yes and no. More

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Thank Heaven for Little Girls [Recaps]

Last night’s journey into the suburban heart of darkness taught us all about how beauty can turn, very quickly, into ugliness, how expectation curdles into disappointment. But mostly it was about fashion. Wonderful, wonderful fashion. More

Gossip Girl: Dead Man’s Party [Recaps]

The cliffhangers on last night’s season finale of Gossip Girl were almost enough to get you to tune in next year, weren’t they? But before we get to resolution in the future, let’s find some closure with the past. More

Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Is Bret Michaels Going to Win This Thing?

I didn’t want or expect three eliminations on Celebrity Apprentice last night, but that’s just what we got, isn’t it? Right down the line, Maria Kanellis, Curtis Stone, and Sharon Osbourne took the elevator ride to hell. Trump calmly explained that they didn’t sell out their coworkers enough. Of course. But more importantly: Only Holly Robinson Peete and Bret Michaels are left. Huh? This isn’t the Sharon Osbourne-Curtis Stone finale we banked on following Summer Sanders’ elimination . Could Bret, the man who joyfully gave us the catchphrase “Pump up the wiener,” really win it all?

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Real Housewives of New York: The Hate Boat [Recaps]

Well, that happened. Last night’s adventure through the astral planes of philosophical Housewife existence was perhaps the bumpiest, craziest episode we’ve ever had. Seriously, ever on this show. Ever. More

Real Housewives of NYC Reality Check: Money Can’t Buy You Class… But it Can Buy You Autotune

Last week on Real Housewives of New York City , Bethenny mourned her estranged father from a Cadillac Escalade en route to hell and LuAnn cruised a jittery fellow named Cort who may or may not be gay. In this week’s episode, whimsically titled “Housewives Overboard,” LuAnn went down to Chinatown with Court (not a euphemism, she actually did venture to Canal Street), Ramona found her soulmate on a Hooters yacht, and for the first time in television history, someone misused the phrase “making lemons out of lemonade.” Those goodies, as well as the truest and fakest moments of the night, after the jump.

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Last Night on Community: Final Exams

Here’s something you don’t see every day: A season finale that wasn’t actually a season finale. But with the way Community has treated television conventions during its successful freshman year run, why should you have expected anything less? So everybody’s favorite Spanish 101 study group took their final exams and passed — though if you DVR’ d the episode there’s a good chance you might have missed that part — and it’s now time to look forward to Anthropology. But what about next week’s actual season finale? Don’t worry about that now, they’ve got Good Will Hunting to spoof!

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Last Night on 30 Rock: Surviving the Shark

There was some debate at Movieline HQ yesterday about whether the guest star heavy two-part season finale of 30 Rock would mark an official shark jump. But good news, Tina Fey fans! “Emmanuel Goes to Dinosaur Land” — named after Jenna’s Skinemax soft-corn porn film, of course — failed to rev up Fonzie’s motorcycle by being one of the more consistently funny episodes from the entire season. Though considering it featured Jon Hamm and an evisceration of Precious , it’s no wonder. After the jump video evidence of the hilarity.

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American Idol: Death at a Funeral [Recaps]

One more down on Idol last night, so three lonely souls remain. We’ve only two weeks left until this flaming sparkletrain pulls into the station, wheezes, gasps, and dies. Maybe forever. Until then, let’s sift through the ash. More