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South Park Casualty Count: ‘Fudge Packing with the Stars’

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Last week on South Park , Cartman and the crew explored the social networking phenomenon while a loner with a bad hairline named Kip Drordy accumulated friends from the comfort of his bedroom. This week, the boys returned for a very special 200th episode that brought back every celebrity the show had skewered in its 14 seasons. After the jump, Movieline tallies the stars buried in South Park last night and explains what Tom Cruise was doing in the chocolate factory.

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American Idol: Two If By Seacrest [Recaps]

Posted on April 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yay for double elimination! That’s how this show should work always. Yes last night two of our dear friends went home and we couldn’t be happier with the results. Well, maybe a little. More

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Dancing with the Stars Elimination: Remembering Aiden Turner (Do You?)

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Dancing with the Stars gave us a week off from emotionally grueling elimination episodes last night. Well, you might not have endured a dark, spiritual upheaval when Shannen Doherty and Buzz Aldrin were eliminated — but those exits were at least caked with warm sentimentality, Goner Aiden Turner tried for the same effect, but too late: I can only remember one thing I liked about him this season.

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23 Questions About Lost Episode 612, ‘Everybody Loves Hugo,’ Answered!

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Previously on Lost : Hurley is haunted by an enigmatic string of numbers. Hurley wins the lottery by playing those numbers, earning immense wealth. Hurley is cursed by his alleged good fortune. Hurley crash-lands on a strange island, never losing any weight despite a shortage of food. Hurley discovers Dharma Initiative-supplied foodstuffs, eliminating any petty grumbling about the weight issue. Hurley spends some time in a mental hospital, where he sees people who aren’t really there and is visited by Lt. Daniels from The Wire . Hurley falls in love, then loses that love. Someone strangles a trombone player, producing an awful sound that provides a haunting transition from a tense moment to a commercial break. Please join us as we take our place behind the Mr. Clucks counter, ready to serve out piping hot, extra crispy Answers by the bucketful to hungry, Question-bearing patrons looking to have their appetite sated after last night’s Hugo-centric episode.

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American Idol: The King and The Queen [Recaps]

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

On last night’s gregarious gay Elvis-themed extravaganza, we American idol worshipers were treated to the mentoring stylings of what is perhaps the show’s most ludicrous contestant. Adam Lambert , what’s your function? More

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3 Helpful Tips to Keep the V Resistance From Self-Destructing

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned from V (other than the fact that retroactive continuity really can exist after just six episodes) it’s that if aliens showed up tomorrow dolling out free health care, humans would put up an embarrassingly ill-conceived resistance. In last night’s episode, Erica and Co. spent the whole hour tracking down the fabled Fifth Column leader John May (Oh hey, Michael Trucco!) so she and Ryan could communicate with the Visitor ship, only to find out John May doesn’t live after all. Lisa drives a wedge even further between Tyler and Erica when she tells him his dad isn’t really his dad, and Chad Decker continues to compromise his journalistic integrity. But week after week, it’s the bumbling resistance that disappoints me most of all. After the jump, find out how our heroes could have worked just a little bit harder to save all our human skins.

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Gossip Girl: Dorota at the Wedding [Recaps]

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It was the Big Day on America’s favorite teen remake of Husbands & Wives last night, with couples breaking up and fighting and maybe some new ones being formed. Oh, plus there was a wedding for some lady. More

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Introducing the Bruno Tonioli Heart-Attack Meter

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Instead of grading yesterday Dancing with the Stars ‘s rumba/tango night using the judges’ scores as a rubric, why don’t we base the winning performance on what really matters? I’m talking about how close judge Bruno Tonioli came to a staggering heart attack. That’s the tell of real artistry. After the jump, we revisit the nine remaining performers’ routines, rate Tonioli’s bodily response on a scale from 1 (inert) to 10 (meth-splattered convulsions), and reinterpret Tonioli’s critiques as we remembered them. We also listed the real scores for your statistical pleasure.

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Real Housewives of New York: The Stoning of Bethenny F. [Recaps]

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It was fight night on Harpies Island last night, and boy did those ladies fight. Well, they actually didn’t so much fight as relentlessly berate one cast member, the apparently wicked Bethenny Frankel . It was brutal. More

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Project Runway: Circus Freaks [Recaps]

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to search for inspiration in the circus . The delusion these people aren’t a bunch of clowns. The vision to be confident. The delusion it isn’t arrogance. More

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