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Real Housewives of Orange County: The Sands of Time

Well, the bleakest season of Orange County yet continues apace, with divorce and bad parenting and vain attempts to redeem a questioned character. Could we be nearing the end of this great sunshiney reality experiment? The winter has settled like a forlorn and threadbare blanket on the fire-blasted hills of Southern California, a great howling moan coming from the stucco mansions and the bleached swimming pools and the lazy boutiques dotting the car-filled avenues.

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Real Housewives of Orange County: The Sands of Time

Jersey Shore: Complicated Courtships

The ultimate goal for all male and female guidos at the Jersey Shore is to hook up and “not fall in love.” You would think this would be simple, but you would be very, very wrong. Since it is both the male and the female’s priority to mate, it would appear that casual and transactional intercourse would run rampant among the tribe, but that is not necessarily the case. Aside from the pure pleasure of physical company, the guido takes equal amount of pleasure in complicating the path to consummation.

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Glee: Our Life Is Gonna Suck without You

Now that we’ve met our new friend, how will we survive without it? It will be a long, cold winter until April 13 when Glee returns, but there was plenty to keep us warm in the great show choir showdown. Finally the kids in New Directions got a chance to compete at sectionals and it was not the rainbow covered unicorn pasture they had imagined

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The Final Harvest: A Tragedy in Four Dishes

Juiced and crushed like a Concord grape, it is my solemn duty to report from the Top Chef Season VI Finale Part II held in Napa. I, Joshua David Stein , shall not fail you. With a heavy heart and a quivering hand write I this tale of woe.

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The Final Harvest: A Tragedy in Four Dishes

Glee: Our Live Is Gonnaa Suck without You

Now that we’ve met our new friend, how will we survive without it? It will be a long, cold winter until April 13 when Glee returns, but there was plenty to keep us warm in the great show choir showdown

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Jersey Shore: A Field Study

Jersey Shore is like opening a tiny present to find it is full of diamonds, but diamonds made of booze, puke, fights, diseases, and discarded thongs. You thought this gift couldn’t get better, but it does. It really, really does

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Glee: Smile, Though Your Heart Is Breaking

Wow, who ever thought that a show about a band of lovable losers could be so dark?

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Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady

A rainbow parabolas over the fertile Napa valley. A dream is asphyxiated amongst the vines. Top Chef is nearing its end.

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Gossip Girl: Thanksgiving Whore-or Story

Gather a bunch of snobby socialites around a restaurant-prepared turkey and the results are just as boozy, screamy, and terror-y as all of yours . Maybe the rich aren’t so different after all. But they’re more powerful! There were all sorts of crazy shifts in the power dynamic at last night’s day-late and dollar-short Thanksgiving episode where original mean girl Lily hosted the strangest conglomeration of Gossip Girl characters seen outside of Blakey Lively’s birthday party at Marquee

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The Hills: A Comic Book Adventure in Las Vegas

On The Hills , nothing ever happens, but the plot still unfolds. It’s like reading one of those serialized comics in the funny pages

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The Hills: A Comic Book Adventure in Las Vegas